Friday, May 10, 2002

Just Forget the Words and Sing Along

Stolen from: hope*in*love

1. If you could have anything delivered to your doorstep each morning, what would it be?

A stack of Harry Potter merchandise.

2. What is one vacation destination that many people think is just fabulous but which you personally have no desire to visit (or revisit)?:

Cancun. The only people there who would speak English would be the drunken Spring-Breakers, and even *they* wouldn't be able to speak it coherently.

3. If you were five years younger but knew everything at that age that you've actually learned over the last five years, what is one thing you would definitely do differently?

Go to class at Mott.

4. If you could wake up to one smell every morning (besides coffee) what would it be?:

That pool smell. You know when you're at a hotel and you can just smell the chlorine as soon as you walk out the door?

5. Suppose that right now you could be at your favorite vacation spot, reading your favorite book, listening to your favorite CD, and eating your favorite food. What would be your choices for those four categories, and who, if anyone, would be with you?

I'd be at the garden/pool area at the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas, listening to Lifehouse-- No Name Face, eating Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells. Jonathan Jackson would be with me.

6. Which animated character is your all-time favorite?

Probably Jane Lane, from Daria.

7. How do you think you will look in 10 years?

Hopefully thinner.

8. If you had to write a brief message on a dollar bill that many people would eventually see as the currency circulates, what message would you write?

"Jonathan Trager, 555-6712" You know, Serrendipity... heh... heh, I need a life.

9. If you could own a home on the shore of any body of water in the world, which waterfront would you choose?

Mmmmmyrtle Beach.

10. Suppose you had the opportunity to choose 3 people with whom to eat dinner: a famous sports figure, a movie star and a popular singer. Who would you choose?

Mick Foley, Mike Myers and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

11. You've been asked to create a brand new road sign that will be put up on streets throughout your town. People in your town will be expected to obey it just as they would any other road sign. What will your new sign command drivers to do?

"Go vegetarian, do not pass go, do not collect $200."

12. What serves as the greatest motivation for you in your daily life?

Creativity, romance and kindness, I suppose.

13. What activity that you have to do every once in a while do you dread the most? Cleaning the house.

14. If you were a multimillionaire, what do you believe you would be doing at this very moment? Crusin' the Las Vegas Strip with Michael J. Fox, I would hope.

15. If you could have a cookie jar full of anything you wanted, except money or cookies, what would it be filled with? Stuffed pumpkin shells. Mmmm...

16. When people hear what you do for a living, what is the most typical question or comment they give you regarding your job? "Wow, so you never do anything? Ever?"

17. What lesson do you believe we must continuously try to master day after day? When God closes a door, He opens a window.

18. What is the most fascinating object in the sky? The Bat symbol.

19. What is the most boring speech you ever heard in person? That one in 9th grade where an Indian was trying to tell us his way of life, but his accent was so bad, no one could understand him. That guy talked for like, two hours.

20. If you could have any round object in the world, what spherical item would you want? A Rememerall, like Neville has in Harry Potter. It turns bright red if you've forgotten something, which I usually have.

21. If you were left alone for one hour with nothing more than a pen and a notepad, what would you be inclined to draw or write during those 60 minutes? I'd probably work on my fan fic, "Harry Potter-- The Bachelor".

22. If you could witness anything at all in super-slow motion, what would you want to see? That 98 Degrees video, "The Hardest Thing." I tell ya, the hardest thing has got to be those abs, baby.

1. If you had to live out in the country for the next couple of years, what aspect of your new environment do you think you would find the most satisfying? All the pretty horses. Hey, I think that may be a movie.

2. Suppose you're at a party where you meet an alert and astute 100 year old person. Since everyone wants to talk to this person, you only have time to ask one question. What would you ask? "Do you have any Skittles?"

3. Aside from your family, friends or pets, what would be the most difficult thing for you to give up in your life? My computer. *Hugs computer*. I love you, man!

4. What is one profession that you never pursued but that you think you would probably have been quite good at? Court room typist.

5. In one sentence, what do you believe is the secret to life? "If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."

6. If someone were looking for you in a bookstore, in what section would they be most likely to find you? The kids' section, with the Harry Potter books.

7. Over the last 200 years or so, the world has advanced and changed in many ways. Nonetheless, can you think of at least one aspect of life that has remained virtually unchanged throughout the last two centuries? There's always a nerd and a bully.

8. What do you forget to do more often than anything else? Take my pills. I should be in a retirement home.

9. If you could teach everyone in the world one skill, what would it be? "If you turn the camera this way, they won't see you sleeping."

10. Rank the four seasons in order from your favorite to least favorite. Winter, summer, spring, autumn.

11. In your own opinion, what is your most likeable quality? I'm nice to everyone. Unless they're Satan, of course.

12. Suppose a furniture company offered to make you a special chair to order. Instead of the standard upholstery, you would choose any fruit's skin or rind to cover your chair in: Oh, man, can I eat the chair? Strawberry! Mmm...

13. What is something you used to love to do but have outgrown or gotten tired of? Um... you know, I think I still like everything I did when I was little.

14. You've been offered the chance to

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