Thursday, May 2, 2002

I'm Allowed Two Hours!

Time: 11:47 P.M.

I'm wearing: My dark pink Amy Grant House of Love T-shirt, khaki shorts and the walking cast.

I last ate: Potato chips at Grandma's.

Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Not Quite Paradise" by Bliss 66.

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Well, my brodda tells me I'm allowed to use the computer for a WHOOOOOLE two hours before he gets on here. So... I've decided to waste my online time filling out a survey!

Yoinked from: Kettle Corn POPcorn!

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1)What is your name? Holly

2)What is your occupation?(Make it up if you want to): Make it up, eh? Alright... *scatches chin*... I'm "Weird Al" Yankovic's manager, and on weekends, I dress up in a Donald Duck suit and sign autographs at Disney World.

3)What is your mission? To fight crime and the FORCES... OF... EVIL!

4)Are you insanely bored and that's why you're actually taking this thing? No, I simply enjoy typing.

5)Do you consider yourself to be of the minority on this planet? Well... are women considered a minority? How about obsessive-compulsive people? Vegetarians? I think I *might* be a minority...

6)What is the one thing you would change about yourself? This scar on my neck that looks like a division sign.

7)How many licks does it take to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I refuse to lick a Tootsie Pop; I eat it all in one bite.

8)What's the best kind of chocolate? White chocolate.

9)Does size really matter? Well, the Godzilla advertisement said it does. And would they use it for a slogan if it weren't true?

10)Kisses:Closed eyes and/or tongue? Uh... sure. Wait, what?

11)Chinese food? No thank you. *Shudders*.

12)Broccoli: Flower or stem? Nah, I'm set without it, thanks.

13)Favorite cheese: *Smikrs* Soy.

14)Worst kind of meat? I think all of it sucks.

15)Best toilet bowl cleaner? Tidy Bowl.

16)Best movie of all time?(And don't say any Scream movies or Blair Witch): Wasn't gonna. I'd say Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, but I figure the *fourth* HP movie'll be the best, 'cause the book is.

17)Mint or fruit gum? What brand? Mint. Wrigley's.

18)Pepperoni or sausage pizza? Neither, thank you.

19)Where's the best place to go on vacation? Why? Las Vegas, Nevada because... it's... *BEAUTIFUL*, man! Awesome shopping, the casinos all have fun themes... it's just rockin'.

20)Superman or Batman? Eh... how 'bout... Spiderman.

21)English:World's language or stick to the US?: Well, I enjoy not having to learn another language, so if *everybody* spoke English, that'd be great.

22)Tupac or Biggie? I don't believe I know who Biggie is. *Shrugs* Whoever *you* like is fine.

23)Eminem:Keep his day job, or leave the planet? LEAVE THE PLANET! QUICK! That guy's a *PSYCHO*!

24)Britney Spears:Pretty cute or ugly ho? She's simply beautiful.

25)Bread:Wheat or white?: White, although the other's better for me.

26)Peanut butter: Creamy or crunchy?: Creamy!

27)Where's Waldo? Between the kid with the ice cream cone and the guy who's wearing the same shirt as him.

28)Barney: My pebbles!

29)Elvis: Dead or alive? Dead.

30)Tired of answering questions yet? Not really.

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