Monday, October 29, 2001

Cramps suck

full name: Holly Rachael Zintel.
nickname(s): Wellll... the people at Carman-Ainsworth called me Daria. My mom calls me Peanut. I think that's about it.
date of birth: 2-28-84.
siblings: Brother: Zach, stepsister: Carrie, stepbrother: Billy.
where do you live: Sometimes in Bay City, sometimes in Flint, but always in Michigan.
pets & names: Pup-dog: Chyna, kit-cats: Daria and Amy.
job(s): Selling tickets and T-shirts for the Tri-City Hurricanes games, interviewing the Tri-City Hurricanes, and doing various other things related to the Tri-City Hurricanes.
hobbies: Reading and writing Daria fan fiction, obsessing over various cartoons, and designing clothes.
collections: Daria fan fiction.
best advice ever received: "Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It takes up all your time and usually annoys the pig."--Ernest P. Worrel.
words or phrases you use too much: "It'll be fun, we'll have a slumber party" and "dude."
dream car: Green VW Bug.
coolest experience: Meeting Amy Grant... three times!
special skills or talents: Writing, acting and playing Crazy Taxi.
character traits: Well... people tell me I'm funny. I'm not sure if they mean looking or acting.
strengths: I can immitate my grandma Z.
weaknesses: Tim and iced cappuccinos.
what i want to be or do: I'd like to do the voice of a cartoon character if it's at all possible.
favorite music: Pop.
favourite music groups: Lifehouse, Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync, BB Mak, Westlife...
favorite vacation: Vegas!
favourite actor(s): Jonathan Jackson, Mike Myers, Michael J. Fox and David Spade.
favourite actress(es): Julia Stiles, Drew Barrymore, Ashley Judd and Natalie Portman.
favourite cartoon: Daria!
favorite movies: It It Fall Yet?, Shrek and Moulin Rouge.
favourite music videos: "Freakin' Friends" by Mystik Spiral and "Hemoridge in my Hands" by Fuel.
favorite animal(s): Cats, dogs.
favorite TV shows: Daria, Johnny Bravo, Scooby Doo, Once and Again, Norm, and the Powerpuff Girls.
favorite things to wear: Whatever I pull out of the closet.
favorite place you've been to: The garden/pool area at the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas, NV.
what do you think will happen in your life: I think I'll take lots of surveys.
hardest question ever asked: If you could be a vegetable, which vegetable would you be?
greatest accomplishments: Going on the Power Tower... twice!
if i had a lot of money i would: Buy a huge house in Las Vegas for me, my family, and all my friends; a green VW Bug for my mom, a pink one for me, an Aztek for Zach, and one for Dad, an amusement park called Virtual Universe, and a lot of animals. Then I'd donate a whole lot of money to my favorite causes, such as PETA.
if the sun exploded right now and i had 8.5 minutes to do anything, i would: Read the Bible.
favorite possession: My Daria watch.
if i could have one wish, it would be: To find the perfect guy.
who (living or dead) would you most like to meet?: Daria Morgendorffer.

Saturday, October 27, 2001

A sad, but strangely happy dream...

I've been pretty fed up with people at school. Sometimes, they're so noisy and annoying that I can't even concentrate on my work. Last week, I kept thinking about my old friends from Carman-Ainsworth, and I wished they were there with me. No matter how idiotic some kids acted, they could cheer me up.

In my dream, I was sitting in my math class with a bunch of jerks who kept yelling stupid things at the top of their lungs. I was so upset by them, I took the worksheet I was doing, and crumped it up. I looked at my watch and realized the class was almost over. I willed myself not to cry, but I couldn't help it, and silent tears ran down my face.

I tried my best to block the idiots at my table out, but then I heard the morons at the table behind me. They were tormenting some kid because he never said anything to them. I thought, "Well, duh" because no one in their right mind would talk to these cretins. When I turned around, I saw who they were tormenting... it was my old friend from Carman-Ainsworth, Brendon! The two guys in my school I hate the most were pushing Brendon and smacking him, so I got up and punched them both in the face. *Me*! I never punch *anybody*!

As soon as I got the butt-holes away from Brendon, I saw everybody watching me. I gave them all a lecture about how much better Brendon was than all of them. I said he was going to be somebody simply because he *didn't* hang out with people like them. I told them what a great person Brendon was, and how sweet and helpful he was to everyone. I told them I hated them all, and then I stormed out of the classroom.

When I got outside, I noticed it was lunch time, but I called my mom to come, pick me up from school anyway. As my mom pulled up in the school's parking lot, I saw Brendon walking up to me. He told me thank you for telling those guys where to stick it, and then he hugged me. The hug was really comforting to me, I guess I really miss Brendon I lot more than I thought. I started crying again, and when I pulled away, I saw that Brendon was crying too. Then he told me he loved me, and my mom honked.

As I got into my mom's car and waved goodbye to him, I realized I loved him, too. Then I woke up. I felt really serene, and happy, but I felt sad too. As I got out of bed and looked in the mirror, I saw that I really was crying.

Monday, October 22, 2001

Carl, you weed

1. What is your name? Holly.

2. Can i call you Carl? No. Carl is Johnny Bravo's nerdy friend.

3. Can you name all of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors? Absolutely: 1. Jamoca (coffee) 2. Mint Chocolate Chip 3. Jamoca Almond Fudge 4. Pistachio Almond 5. Strawberry Cheesecake 6. Pink Bubblegum 7. Pralines ‘n Cream 8. Gold Medal Ribbon 9. Cherries Jubilee 10. World Class Chocolate 11. Oreo Cookies and Cream 12. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 13. Chocolate 14. Peanut Butter and Chocolate 15. Chocolate Chip 16. Very Berry Strawberry 17. Rocky Road 18. Old Fashioned Butter Pecan 19. Vanilla 20. Chocolate Fudge 21. French Vanilla 22. Nutty Coconut, 23. Everyone’s Favorite Candy Bar 24. Cinnamon Bun Swirl 25. Bobsled Brownie 26. Heartbreak Healer 27. Chocolate Mousse Royale 28. Egg Nog 29. Peppermint 30. Winter White Chocolate 31. Love Potion #31

4. After making a call on a pay phone, are you often tricked by the sound of your money dropping down into the machine? I used to be, but then I started using a phone card at pay phones, so I don't hear the sound anymore.

5. Do you keep your eyes on the road when you drive or do you look at everything around you? I'm still alive, aren't I?

6. Would you rather always be talked bad about... or never talked about at all? They'd both suck pretty bad, but I'd rather not be talked about at all.

7. Do you actually LIKE guacamole? No, but I like the word. I often say the phrase, "Holy guacamole!"

8. What's the difference between color & colour? Color is American and Colour is French.

9. How long can you hold your breath? 2.5 seconds.

10. If you could be any cartoon character from anytime... who would you be? Daria Morgendorffer.

11. What annoys the heck out of you? A pimple that's in my eyebrow, and it's been there for weeks, and it hurts quite bad. It won't go away! *Sobs*.

12. *girls* Do you let the hair on your legs grow long in the winter? Not since I got TV's Epil Stop and Spray! Call their 1800 number within the next fifteen minutes, and you'll get this *free* bathrobe that was stolen from a motel!

13. Do you? Eh?

14. Do you like your feet? It would suck not to have them, so yeah. They're pretty cool.

15. Are you feet-a-phobic? (do you hate EVERYONE'S feet?) No, I think feet are a good thing.

16. Have you thought of a great idea for an invention? Yes.
17. If so.. What is it? Well, alright. It's a jump... to conclusions mat! You see, there would be this mat... with different conclusions... that you could jump to!

18. What's your favorite month? December. Christmastime rocks.

19. What is the sweetest thing your honey could do for you? You know, your honey might *taste* sweet, but he's actually made up of bee puke.

20. Have you already planned your wedding, down to what dress (or tux) you want & the flower arrangements? Indeed I have. I've had it all planned since I was able to walk.

21. When you drive down a highway (with four lanes), do you prefer to stay on the right side of your lane, or the left? Right.

22. What do you call your grandparents? Gram-bear and Gramp-man.

23. Did this survey help you rediscover a whole new side to yourself? No.

Sunday, October 21, 2001

I'm not only a limo driver, I'm also a bar tender

Actually, I'm neither. That's just a good line from The Critic.
I might have stolen this from Crystal456, but I'll bet'cha can't prove it!

A-Z Survey!

A-Age: 17

*B-Best Friend: Sarah and Mom

*C-Choice of Meat: Gross! I'll take veggie burgers, please.

*D-Dream Date: Jonathan Jackson.

*E-Exciting Adventure: Las Vegas!

*F-Favorite Food: Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells.

*G-Greatest Accomplishment: Getting on the Power Tower at Cedar Point... TWICE!

*H-Happiest Day of your life: Mom and Mike's wedding day.

*I-Interests: Daria!

*K-Kool-Aid: Strawberry.

*L-Love: Love, eh? Well... you see... I'll have to get back to you.

*M-Most Valued: My family and friends.

*N-Name: Autumn.

*O-Outfit you love: My fluffy pink sweater and multi-colored jeans.

*P-Pizza toppings: Just sauce.

*Q-Question Asked to you the most: Who the heck are you?

*R-Radio Station: 102.5 WIOG.

*S-Sport: Hockey!

*T-Television Show: Same as I put for cartoon, Daria. But my favorite non-cartoon show is Once and Again.

*U-Ur favorite songs: "One-Sided Love" by Mandy Moore and "Everything" by Lifehouse.

*V-Video: Music video, right? Well, that would have to be "Freakin' Freinds" by Mystik Spiral.

*W-Winter: Yes, that absolutely rocks.

*Xylophone: Hooray for xylohphones! Without them, no one would ever know what to put on ABC lists for "X"!

*Y-Year born: 1984.

*Z-Zodiac Sign: Pisces.

Saturday, October 20, 2001

Riding in Cars With Parental Units

Grandma and Grandpa Z. came over last night, and they told us there was going to be a pumpkin patch set up at their church tomorrow. Dad and I were going to go to that today, but I'd already promised Sarah I'd go to the pumpkin patch with her this year, and Zach said she'd be hurt by my going with dad, so I didn't.

Well, we didn't get to pig out on donuts and cider while petting filthy animals at the petting zoo/pumpkin patch, but oh well. Instead, Dad and I headed over to Great Lakes Crossing in Pontiac. There, we went to the theatre to see Riding in Cars With Boys. It wasn't the best movie I ever saw, but it did teach some pretty dang good, although obvious, life lessons:

1. Don't have sex out of wed-lock, especially not with a guy who drinks like a sailor.
2. Try to refrain from locking your kids out of the house so you can stay inside and do drugs, you moron.
3. Go to the bathroom before you see Riding in Cars With Boys because it's really long, and you'll have to go by the time it's over, guarenteed.

Welp... that's all I have to say about that. See ya!

--Holly Rachael :-D

Monday, October 15, 2001

If I could be a vegetable, I'd be a carrot!

I got this from Survey Whore!

I see: ...said the blind man.

I need: ...you, I want you, oh baby, oh baby.

I find: I have a penny and a dime in my pocket! I'm not broke! Woo hoo!

I want: Reese Kellentier.

I have on: My Mr. Lucky's shirt and jeans.

I wish: I could date the hockey players.

I love: Chex Mix.

I hate: Those bumper stickers with Calvin peeing on something.

I miss: My cats and dog. :-(

I fear: Kurt will beat me up if I miss any school. Really, he said so!

I feel: A bit hungry.

I hear: Robin getting up to get a book.

I smell: Absolutely nothing.

I crave: Angel hair with marinara from the Olive Garden. Oh, *MAN*, does that ever sound good!

I search: For a way to date the hockey players.

I wonder: How the heck I'm going to date the hockey players.

I regret: Not taking Crouse's jersey while it was being washed at my house!

When was the last time you ...

Smiled? At Mr. Clements when he told me I could take the day off of computer work.

Laughed? When Mom said that she went to bed last night, and Mike sat up, wrapped his arms around her and said, "Let's just sit here and look pretty, hee hee hee!" in his sleep. Heheheh.

Cried? The night before last while watching Stepmom.

Bought something? This morning at 7-11, some Chex Mix.

Danced? Yesterday, in the hotel room.

Were sarcastic? With Kurt and Dupes last night.

Kissed someone? I kissed my dog yesterday.

Talked to an ex? I... dooon't know.

Watched your favorite movie? Like, three months ago.

Had a nightmare? Quite a while ago.

A Last time for everything...

Last book you read: Silent Honor by Danielle Steel.

Last movie you saw: Serendipity, Saturday with Dad.

Last song you heard: "Life is Good" by LFO, in the car on the way to school.

Last thing you had to drink: Root Beer, taking my pills before I left for school.

Last time you showered: Yesterday afternoon.

Last thing you ate: A chocolate donut at breakfast.

Do You...

Smoke? Only when I'm on fire.

Do drugs? Nope.

Have sex? Absolutely not.

Sleep with stuffed animals? Yup, my teddy bear, Jodie.

Live in the moment? Yup.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope.

Have a dream that keeps coming back? Yeah, that one about Bobby freaking out and shooting everybody.

Play an instrument? Noope.

Believe there is life on other planets? I don't care, but I don't know.

Remember your first love? I haven't been in love.

Still love him/her? Nope.

Read the newspaper? Just the part about the Hurricanes.

Have any gay or lesbian friends? I did last year, but then I switched schools, and everyone here seems to be homophobic except for me.

Believe in miracles? Indeed.

Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Absolutely.

Consider love a mistake? Nope.

Like the taste of alcohol? I'll never know. I'm never going to drink because I kind of like life.

Have a favorite candy? Skittles.

Believe in astrology? Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Believe in magic? Would they write it in Harry Potter books if it wasn't true?

Believe in God? Yup.

Pray? Yep.

Go to church? Um... every now and then.

Have any secrets? Hmmm... no, Peg.

Have any pets? Yup. Puppy: Chyna, Kitties: Daria and Amy.

Do well in school? (Falls over laughing)

Go to or plan to go to college? Um... perhaps.

Have a major? Uh... no.

Talk to strangers who instant message you? I just tell them I'm a fat German chick who wants their body, and they leave me alone.

Wear hats? Only my sombraro and earflap hat.

Have any piercings? Two, in my ears.

Have any tattoos? Not unless you count that scar on my neck that looks like a division sign.

Hate yourself? Actually, I'm quite fond of myself.

Have an obsession? Do I?! Daria, I tell you, DARIA!

Collect anything? Daria-related items.

Have a best friend? Sarah and Mom.

Wish on stars? Every now and then.

Like your handwriting? It's not so bad.

Have any bad habits? Cracking my joints.

Care about looks? Nah.

Believe in witches? WITCHES?! AAAAAH, WHERE?!

Believe in Satan? Good Lord, he's here, too?!

God? Yes.

Believe in ghosts? AAAAAAAH!

HORRIBLE NEWS!

Yesterday, Zach drove Mom and I to the Hurricanes' game in Saginaw. It was an awesome game; we won! I did everyhting from helping Mom and Laurie (a hockey mom) sell tickets to hanging out with Zach in the music box to sitting with the benched hockey players. After the third period, Zach and I walked across the ice, and I slipped. I was this close to falling! Tim video taped, too! It was awesome.

After making sure the players all had rides home, I went to dinner with Mom, Mike, Kurt and Dupes to Old Country Buffet (uck!). Well, it sucked to have to eat there in the first place, but as I was eating my salad, I was informed that I CAN'T DATE THE HOCKEY PLAYERS! Apparently, the first rule Kurt made as coach of the Hurricanes was, "No dating the owner's, coaches, or other players' immediate family."

HOOOOLY *CRAP*! The awful news sunk into my brain like the nasty corn that was slowly sinking into my mashed potatoes. And I wasn't the only one who was upset. Michelle Shaw, Mike Shaw's sister, was terrified. Just that day, we had been discussing which player we were going to go for. I'm into Reese, Carl and her brother, Mike, while she's into Cory and Reese. Now neither one of us can date *any* of the players! GRRRR!

GAAAAAH! The hockey players are like, the only nice guys in this town, and they're all so hot (except for two of them)! I mean... geez! Man, this is just horrible punishment for something we didn't even do! Somehow, we've got to work our way around this rule!!!!

I'm going to either plot revenge on Kurt or figure out a way to date the hockey players now. See ya!

--Holly Rachael :-/

Saturday, October 13, 2001

Happy Hollyween!

I took this little dealie from Devilish Devitalizer.

Section 1 - Obligatory Questions:

Name: Holly Rachael Zintel.
Age: 17

Location: Sometimes Flint, sometimes Bay City, MI.

Section 2 - This is my costume. Give me the damn candy!

What was your first Halloween costume? I was a Carebear!

What was your costume last year? Andrea from Daria. It wasn't one of my better ones.

What will your costume be this year? My grandpa Shoup!

Has there ever been a reoccurring theme with your costumes? For the past three years, I've been a character from Daria. Before that, I just tried to pick the goofiest costume I could.

Through the years, what have your costumes been? A Carebear, a clown, Smurfette, Peter Pan, Ariel the Little Mermaid, a butterfly, Paula Abdul, a ballerina dinosaur, a silly-looking witch, Todd from One Life to Live, a yin-yang... thing, an Egyptian chick, Daria Morgendorffer, a vampire version of Jane from Daria, my Grandma Z. and Andrea from Daria.

What was your favorite costume? Grandma Z. I looked just like her, plus people tell me I can immitate her voice perfect. It rocked; that was so much fun! Todd from OLTL was cool, too.

What is your dream costume? I'd like to be Rosie O'Donnel, but I can't find the right materials.

Which do you prefer, store bought or home made costumes? Homemade. I've never had a store-bought costume in my life because I think they're uncreative.

Masks or make up? Make-up!

Have you ever dyed, cut or did anything else to your hair for a costume? My mom dyed my hair red when I was Ariel in kindergarten, and my dad dyed it black when I was Jane the vampire, but the dye got on my neck, and wouldn't wash off for weeks!

What is the longest time you ever spent working on a costume? I think it was when I was Todd from OLTL.

The shortest? The Egyptian one didn't take too long, because I just wore one of my dance recital costumes, and painted eye-makeup on.

What was the most expensive costume you wore? Grandma Z., I think.

The least expensive? Probably Smurfette.

Section 3 - Trick or Treat, smell my feet, gimme something good to eat.

What kind of bag or pail did you collect candy in? A pillowcase.

Did you ever get so much candy it spilled over the top? I don't believe so. I usually got too tired to stay out very long.

Broke the bag/pail? I don't think so.

Did you just Trick or Treat up your street or your street and everyone else's? Usually my street, but for the past few years, it's been my aunt Barb's neighborhood, and once, my grandma Shoup's.

Candy that you hated to get? That really hot kind.

Do you think Trick or Treating should only be done at night? Yes, but safely and responsibly.

What is the perfect weather for Trick or Treating? Nice and warm so you don't have to put a coat or hat on and mess up your costume or makeup.

Section 4 - It's alive! ALIVE!!!

What is your favorite monster? The Cookie Monster.

Why do you like this monster so much? He bears cookies. What's not to like?

If you had the chance to be this monster for one day, what would you do? Eat a lot of cookies.

If you could be anywhere in the world on Halloween, where would you want to be? Chillin' with the hockey players after the game... which is what I'll probably be doing.

What is your favorite Halloweenish song? "Nature Trail to Hell" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

What is your favorite horror movie? Ernest Scared Stupid.

What is your favorite horror novel? Wanda the Witch.

Have you ever been to a theme parks Halloween celebration (i.e. HallowScream, Halloween Horror Nights, ect.)? No. That'd probably be cool, though.

If so, what was it like? N/A.

Did you have fun? N/A.

Is Freddy really dead? The guy in my third hour? No, I just talked to him yesterday.

What about Bela Lugosi? I... figure as much. (I have no idea who that is.)

Have you ever been to a real haunted house? I hope not.

Did anything spooky happen? Um... yeah.

Is 13 an unlucky number to you? Not particularly.

Serendipity was a cartoon when I was little...

...but now it appears to be a live action movie. Hmm. Well, my dad took me to see it today (after I'd done my dusting, of course), and, as I expected, it absolutely rocked. The screenwriter must be a genius. That stuff is hard to beat. It was really, *really* good! I think I've based my life on the concept of serendipity all my life, or most of it anyway. John Cusak and Kate Bekinsale are such gorgeous people, they looked great together!

Sarah and Zach are a really disfunctional couple. I went out with them earlier, before we took Sarah to work, and they fight... *ALL... THE TIME*! It's incredible. They sounds like an old married couple! I don't think they'd know what to do if they didn't have something to fight about.

I went out to dinner at Mario's with Dad and Zach just now, and had some pizza. It's sort of difficult to explain how we got into it, but Zach and I had a little argument. Toward the end of it, Zach said, "Holly's just a wuss," and my dad was like, "Don't call her that." I asked Zach, "Why would you say that?" and Zach was like, "Because you are." Dad said, "Let's not get into this," and Zach's like, "Dad knows what I'm talking about." Dad wouldn't let him tell me what he meant by that, but I'm kind of hurt by it.

I think I'll be better once I get to the hockey game tomorrow. Tim will be filming the game, *plus* I'll get to see Reese, Crouse and Carl! Woo hoo!

Well... see ya!

--Holly Rachael :-D

Friday, October 12, 2001

NO, NO, THAT'S *MY* MOP!

Helllloooooooo! Here's a splendiferous survey from Survey Whore! Don't worry, I'm not stealing it. I'm just... taking the survey from her diary and putting it on mine.

From: SURVEY MONSTER. Hopefully there are some new and novel questions. Actually I'm just going to delete all the cliched ones

1. Name? Hollllly Rachael!

3. Age? 17.

4. How old do you look? -5.

5. How old do you act? 71.

6. What's the last song you sang? "Just Don't Tell Me That" by 'N Sync, in the car, on the way to school.

7. What did you do yesterday? I sat around in the hotel room, watching Bush's speech, and occasionally left the room to hit the vending machine. Then I went downstairs to the hotel's restaurant with Mom, Mike and Kurt. Then Mom and I went to Dunkin Donuts and saw the Donut Dude.

8.Today? I allowed myself to be dragged out of bed by my mom, then I went to school. I'm still at school. Um... soon I'm going to go to lunch with Mom and Mike.

9. What are your plans for the weekend? Tonight, I'm going to go to Carrie's homecoming game with Mom, Mike, Zach, Sarah and Kurt. It's going to be fun. We're going to embarrass Carrie, heheh! Tomorrow, I'm going to the Hurricanes' game. Same for Sunday. I'm going to see my dad, too! Woo hoo!

10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Um... clllosed.

11. Sexiest thing about the opposite sex? Sometimes... they just... are sexy. It's usually in the voice, or the way they carry themselves. Or just the way they act.

12. Do you sing in the shower? Indeeeeed, I do!

14. Who was the person you liked the longest? Tim. Since 6th grade!

15. Are you in love with anyone right now and they have no idea? I don't think I'm in love with him. I'm more... "in like" with him. :-)

19. Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your bedroom? Yeah, butt-loads of times. A hockey player slept in my bed the other night! Don't worry, I wasn't there!

20. Who is the sexiest man alive? Jonathan Jackson.

23. Who is the next person you'll buy a b-day gift for? Sarah.

24. Whats your fave number? 2.

25. Have you ever gotten detention? Nope!

26. Where is your favorite place to go on vacation? Las Vegas!

27. What's your favorite animal? Cats.

28. Do you like playing truth or dare? No. It's not nearly as much fun as Scattergorries.

30.Perfect Wedding Song? "Swear It Again" by Westlife.

36. Saddest movie? The Green Mile. Or Moulin Rouge. Or Titanic. I dunno, everything I watch makes me cry!

37. Scariest movie? Event Horizon.

38: Last movie you saw in the theatre? I... don't know. Isn't that terrible?

39. When's the last time you rode a bike? About seven years ago.

40. Who is the last person who asked for your digits? I don't know that one either!

41. What's it like outside? Rainy and cold.

42. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Think about how much I want to go back to sleep.

43. Last concert you went to? Amy Grant.

44. Next concert you are going to? Amy Grant!

46. Do you know how to wash clothes? Nope.

48. What do you wear to work? I don't go to work.

49. Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? I have toes?!

50. Food you couldn't live without? Stuffing!

51. Do you own handcuffs? Little kid ones.

52. Do you like your friends? When they're not butt-holes!

53. Who has hurt you the most? Zach, when he beat me up in the third grade.

If I wasn't a celebrity, would you be so into me?

You know, it's weird. Although I've been staying in a hotel all the while I've been in Bay City, I feel like I'm famous. At the Hurricanes' games, I sit up in the press box. Frequently, I've been eating lunch at the Civic Arena with local big-shots. It feels surreal. It's cool to say, "I'm with the hockey players" and have people shake my hand and actually seem glad to know me. And when girls run after the hockey players, asking for their autographs and/or phone numbers, I'm walking with them, discussing an episode of The Simpsons.

It sort of bothers me when girls glare at me when I hand Jeff Crouse his Pepsi, but what am I gonna do? Lately, I don't even smile at them because, as long as I'm going to be living with Billy Killbreath, they're going to look at me like I'm 'N Sync's hairdresser.

Other than the girls who think I suck, this life with the hockey players rocks. I mean, I'm sharing fries with the guy on the cover of the sports page! It's pretty fun and different for someone who spends her summers online, reading Daria fan fiction, you know? A girl even stopped me in my government class this morning, and said, "Hey, I'm writing an article for the Bay City Times, and I need to ask you a few questions about the Hurricanes."

I think Jeff Crouse is the funniest guy on the team, but he has girls flocking around him *ALL THE TIME*! They don't even leave the guy alone when he goes to the bathroom! Chicks are doing to same thing to Moose Smallman, Matt Wilkens and most of the other players! These guys are loving the attention because, before they were celebrities, some of them never even had a date. The attention the guys are getting reminds me of that song by 'N Sync. "If I wasn't a celebrity... would you be so nice to me?"

Welp... I'm going to go now. Dude, my diary's rockin'! My brother, Zach redid it for Halloween for me! Doesn't he kick arse? Thanks, Z-Bear! Later!

--Holly Rachael ;-D

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

Ewwwwwwww!

Yesterday, when Mom picked me up from school (half an hour late), she told me we'd be staying in Bay City at the hotel with the hockey players that night and the next. We would be taking Crouse and Shepherd's room, since they were moving in with the families who'll be taking care of them while they're in America.

Well... Mom and I got the room key from Crouse, so we went back to the room and... AAAAH! The room was *TRASHED*! There were beer bottles (hopefully, they're Shepherd's...), chicken bones, sunflower seeds, toenails, chips, donuts, girls' phone numbers, clothes, and everything else you can think of, all over the floor and in the beds! Gross!

I was afraid to touch anything, but Mom couldn't stand the mess, so she started cleaning their junk up. I couldn't believe it when she was done cleaning. The room looked like an entirely different place! We ordered some more sheets, and as much as I wanted to sleep in Crouse's bed, I didn't know which one had been his, and I definitely *didn't* want to sleep in Shepherd's bed.

Guess what Kurt did?! He told the entire hockey team that I like Crouse! ARGH! Last night, when we were at the rink, the guys got hungry, so we took their orders, ran to Subway, and got back with their $50 subs. I gave Crouse his sub and Pepsi, and said, "Okay, Crouse, trade-off. Here's your pop, I'll take your room key." So Kurt, Wilkens, Dupes and Shannon all went, "Oh-ho-*HO*! Holly wants Crouse's room key!" Those dorks.

So I was a little embarrassed, and pretty mad at Kurt. Well, I'm gonna pack up my stuff 'cause I'm going out to lunch at Taco Bell in a minute. Later.

--Holly Rachael :-D

BRITTANY: Jane, your picture's full of bloody people! That's not a still life!
JANE: Sure it is. The blood's the reason they're so still.

Monday, October 8, 2001

Hockey, hockey and more hockey!!!!

Saturday was the first game of the season for the Tri-City Hurricane's and I was really nervous for them. Mom and I stood outside for about an hour and a half before the game, to collect money from people who were parking. One guy got really mad and yelled at me! He was like, "I can't *believe* you f*cking as*holes, making us pay for parking! I'm just gonna leave! It's not worth it!" and then he sped off. But dude! They were only charging $2 to park! That guy was so cheap! And it wasn't even my fault he had to pay for parking. That scared the crap outta me!

The game *rocked*! They played the Detroit Lightening, and we kicked their arses! I went up in the press box to watch the game. My favorite player, Jeff Crouse, did *soooo* good! At face off, he had the puck, and skated like heck to the goal until he scored! He so totally rocked! And Billy, my step-brother, played good too. But Crouse... whew. When he scored that goal, I was like, "CROUSE! CROUSE! WOOOOOOOO! CROUSE RUUUUULES!" Everybody looked up at the press box like, "Dude. Will somebody shoot that chick with a tranquilizer?"

I was really, really proud of all of my guys, though. Then, on Sunday afternoon, they played again, and they lost, but they did play really awesome. The other team didn't slaughter them, either.

The Hurricanes made the front page of the Bay City Times, too! Kurt's picture is on here, and he's all smiling, with his missing teeth and everything. It's really funny. I'm soooo proud!

CROUSE ROCKS!

--Holly Rachael :-D

Saturday, October 6, 2001

Lyrical Surveyness

Wooooooo hoooo! I stole this lovely lyrics survey from Embsbnsync.

~*~ALL ABOUT YOU~*~

Name: "Hurray for HOLLYwood!"--Oh, you know that song.

Birth Place: "A baby's born in the middle of the night at the local delivery room."--"Two People Fell in Love"--Brad Paisley

Where You Live Now: "Hail, hail to Michigan, the champions of the world!"--Michigan fight song

Age: "I'm only seventeen..."--"17" by Mandy Moore.

Gender: "Man, I feel like a woman."--Shania Twain

Marital Status: "I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pump."--"One More Minute" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Eyes: "So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean... Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen."--"Your Song" by Ewan McGregor... or Elton John. :-)

Job: "See, it would be different if you had something, maybe like a J.O.B."--"Celebrity" by 'N Sync


~*~FAVORITES~*~

Holiday: "Chris-mis, Chris-mis! Be-u-tiful... Chris-mis, Chris-mis!"--Christmas by Cletus T. Judd.

Animal: "He's a cat, and I know that."--The Garfield theme song.

Color: "Pink is my favorite color!"--"Pink" by Aerosmith. Wow, that one was easy.

Place: "Viva Las Vegas!"--You know, who *does* sing that?

Time Of Day: "We only come out at night... we only come out at night... the days are much too bright... we only come out at night."--"We Only Come Out at Night," Smashing Pumpkins

Way To Travel: "So the very next day we loaded up the car
with potato skins and pickled weiners, crossword puzzles, Spiderman comics and mama's homemade rhubarb pie, Pulled out of the driveway, and the neighbors, they all waved goodbye. And so began our three-day journey."--"Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnessota" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Food: "The other day in the checkout line, they were ringin' up my rice and beans..."--"Curious Thing" by Amy Grant.

Dream: ...I'll have to get back to you.

Subject: "Daria! Da-a-aria!"--"Daria" by Cake.

Tool: "I only got a three-inch tool!"--Bob Rivers.

Friday, October 5, 2001

*Falls out of chair laughing at theme*

Heheh, the theme says, "Did you ever have to break something to your parents that you were afraid to tell them? How did you prepare for it, and how did it turn out?"

The real question here should be, "Have you ever *not* been afraid to tell a parent something?" Just about every week of my entire life, there has been something I felt the need to hide from my dad. I'm not going to drone on about hiding numerous report cards from my dad, though. I'm going to write about a time when I was like... 10 years old.

Quite a few years back, I was addicted to One Life to Live, and liked the other ABC soaps as well. I didn't want to leave the house, or even the room, when my soaps were on. So for Christmas, my parents got me a mini-TV. They said I could take it anywhere I wanted, and I could watch my soaps on it! I took it *everywhere*, and I was so thrilled to have that handy little TV, on which I could watch Sean Moynahan on One Life to Live!

Well, one day, I got into those marker-board type markers. I discovered that I could write on mirrors with the marker, and easily wipe it right off. I got a little too marker-happy, thinking I could write on *anything* and wipe the marker off. So I wrote "I love Sean Moynahan!" all over my mini-TV screen... and found it WOULDN'T WIPE OFF! I freaked out. What was I going to tell my parents?! I was *sure* the TV had to have been very expensive. And what a stupid thing to write! I looked like... well, I looked like the obsessive freak I was.

I finally worked up the nerve to whisper what I'd done to my mom. She told me the TV had only been like, $30, and she thought what I'd written was cute, and as soon as she got done laughing about it, she told my dad. He wasn't as amused, but he wasn't mad, either. I couldn't believe it. I had stressed for about five hours over nearly nothing. Geez.

And the moral here is... um... don't write on TV screens with marker. It doesn't come off. Later!

--Holly Rachael ;-D

For hating sports, I sure go to a lot of games...

Dude, I had to go to Carman-Ainsworth's homecoming game tonight because I promised Sarah I would. But it was really cold and rainy. I had layers upon layers of sweaters and coats on, and I *still* got cold! I had to leave at half-time, then we went back and got Sarah, her sister and... some other girl that I don't know. They're nuts for *wanting* to stay in the cold for that long!

Whoa... I just downloaded the new Backstreet Boys song, and dang. It's sooooooo good. I can't seem to get enough of it. I keep playing it over and over again. That's so sweet-- "Every time I breathe, I take you in and my heart beats again." Oh, *man*. Whew! That's some good stuff right there. And Brian's little solo... things... are... soooo... gooood... ooooh...

Okay, okay, I'll be alright. I gotta go before I get carried away talking about the video for Lance and Joey's new movie, On the Line. Wow! Rockin'. See ya!

--Holly Bear :-D

I had a really sucky day

Actually, yesterday was one of those rare, really bad days. Bad doesn't even describe it. Yesterday absolutely sucked.

Mike is always late picking me up from school. I think he's been on time a total of... once. Yesterday was a record for him, though. He was an hour and a half late picking me up from school! I couldn't believe it, the *janitor* left before I did!

And we don't have a house in Bay City yet, so my family (except for Mike) was in Flint. I tried to call my mom on the pay phone, but it wouldn't call numbers that far out of the area code. So I sat there for about half an hour, ready to cry when I realized my dad had given me a phone card to call him with!

After calling my mom and telling her about my dilemma, I sat on an outdoor bench. Finally, a blue Blazer (all my family members have Buick LeSabres) pulled up at my school, and out steps Mike and a hockey player, Matt Barth. I was so mad. Get this, Matt Barth apologized for picking me up late, but Mike didn't! He was like, "Holly, I was on the phone with a very important person! Even if I had remembered to pick you up, I couldn't have done it." UUUUUGH!

When we got to the hockey arena, I realized I FORGOT MY INTERVIEW QUESTIONS!!!!!! Crap! So, I explained that to Mike, and he got all bent out of shape. He started freaking out about it!

After we left the hockey arena, I told Mike I was starving. So he goes, "Okay, I'll get you something after we make a couple of stops." He said he was going to run into this printing place where they were supposed to put logos and names on his hockey jerseys. This little "stop" lasted two hours, and he didn't leave the keys with me... oh, plus he left the window down. After about an hour, it started raining. Freezing cold rain was coming in the window, hitting my face and arms. Mike didn't apologize about that either.

When he got back in the car, I said, "Are we going back to Flint now?" and he looked at me like I was nuts and said, "I've got a lot of important stuff to do before the day is over!" I was *SO* hungry by now, so he stopped by Burger King, and I got a large fry. Then went to the hockey arena again, and for some stupid reason, I said I'd wait in the car while he "ran in" again, so I could eat my fries. Good Lord, he didn't come out of that hockey arena until I'd *digested* my fries.

*FINALLY*... we went back to Flint. I turned on the radio to try and chill a little... but then Mike goes, "How are we going to know if something important is going on in the news?! We're not 'cause you've got it on the rock station!" and then he flipped it to some sports news station.

Uuuuuuuuuuuugh. I was so ready to cry when I got home. Hopefully, I'll never have a day *that* bad again. Ick. Later.

--Holly Rachael :-