Ouch, My Liver!

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Let's all hope it's not against my religion to post tarot cards on my blog. The card seems to be correct, though. I have excellent intuition, especially (for some reason) when it comes to Jerry. The night he and Matt first broke up, I woke up sweaty (I didn't even know I could sweat... maybe I need to get some excersize) and panicking for no apparent reason. This has happened before, but that night it was really bad. Then I started getting awful, inexplicable pains in my abdomen, and soon I was in the hospital with a gall bladder that apparently doesn't work and a large benign tumor on my liver. I've noticed that life really hurts, physically and emotionally lately. I'm worried about my first big surgery (my only surgery if we don't count my wisdom teeth, but that hurt way too much to not count), and I can't stop hurting about Jerry and Matt's breakup. The doctors and people who have had their gall bladders out tell me that I'll feel a million times better, and won't hurt at all anymore once surgery is over with. I wish there was a surgery I could have that would make me stop hurting about Jerry and Matt.

<3, Holly

Hard Times

I remember a time, after my parents had had a fight when I was a little girl. Afterward, my mom sat my brother and I down and told us not to worry, because she and my dad would never get divorced, and that we would never have to choose between our parents. A few years later, due to a completely unrelated matter, my parents did get divorced, but we were never forced to choose between them, thank God. We both still see both of our parents all the time, and there's never really been a time when we felt like we had to choose one or the other. We've been very lucky.

Jerry and Matt have broken up. Of course, this has nothing to do with my parents' divorce, and it's really nothing like that... except that I have that breathless panicky feeling stuck in my throat like I'm going to have to choose between them. I won't have to do that, of course. I'm sure things are going to be very weird for a while, but I hope we can all somehow still be friends. Jerry is and always will be my best friend, but I've grown close to Matt in the past year, too. I felt like we had something awesome, the three of us, as friends, that had nothing to do with Jerry and Matt's relationship, and I don't want that to go away. If it does, I don't know what I'll do. I'm going to miss our late nights at diners, the fun we had at rehearsals, and being able to call them "my boys." I can't stop crying. I wish I had a big stuffed animal to hug. Why did I give all of those away? Christmas songs are making me tear up, because they got together last year, right before Christmas. Tracey's Christmas party is really going to make me cry, because that's where I met Matt. I just want to wake up and have their breakup have been a stupid nightmare I had. I can't believe how stupid I'm being, getting so upset about this- you'd think it was my breakup! I'm sure they're hurting a lot more than I am, which must really suck, because my heart is broken into tiny shards. Good thing we have a lot of Kleenex stored up from everyone's colds.

Speaking of being sick, I got terribly ill last Saturday night. I threw up for twelve hours straight, and had to go to the emergency room at the hospital. But I didn't just have the flu, as it turned out. A lot of really hot doctors decided to keep me in the hospital for over 24 hours for observation, and, after a lot of really painful tests on my stomach, they figured out that I have a large, benign tumor covering my liver, and that my gall bladder was only functioning 10%. An ultra-oh-my-God-hot surgeon came into my room and informed me that my gall bladder will have to come out, and that they'll be scraping the tumor off my liver while they're in there. I'm now on an awful low-fat diet until I can get an MRI next week. Ew.

Well, I've got a bunch of homework to do, so I guess I'll get back to that. Just wanted to bitch about my problems a bit. It didn't really help, but oh well.

<3, Holly

Ew, Politics Are Gross

You Are 8% Republican

If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

How Republican Are You?

You Are 72% Democrat

You have a good deal of donkey running through your blood, and you're proud to be liberal. You don't fit every Democrat stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Democrat party.

How Democrat Are You?

Your Vote Score: 33% Republican, 67% Democrat

While you don't always agree with the Democrat party, it's a pretty good match for you. Do be sure to research each candidate. A liberal Republican or independent candidate might fit you better at times.

Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?

I freaking hate politics. My family is mainly republicans. My friends are mainly democrats. I've figured out that I'm a democrat who's mostly liberal but is very mildly conservative (drugs are bad, m'kay?). In the race for governor, I thought I could just go for Jennifer Granholm, since she is a democrat and all. But it turns out that she's the bi-atch who put that mourning dove bill on the ballot, so it's going to be her frickin' fault if Proposal 3 is passed, and I'll be forced to egg her house (with egg substitute, of course). What kind of tree-hugging hippie is this woman, anyway? I thought democrats were supposed to be against killing things! Have I been grossly misinformed, or what? Seriously- what the hell?

I've been doing internet research on both Dick DeVos and Granholm for the past couple of hours, and it's wearing me the crap out. I'm going to have to play mindless online games for the NEXT two hours just to clear my head of all the political boringness. Bo...ring...ness? Boringness, yes. I see no reason to vote for DeVos, and I do agree with some of Granholms policies, but I can't support someone who thinks hunting is okay. I mean, hunting is my #1 gripe! What am I going to do, vote for the green party?

Whatever. Look, I'm not even going to worry about it right now. I'm going to go, watch the Cartoon Network while I hug Christina's stuffed penguin and wish I was a kid again so I didn't have to worry about voting for the right person.

<3, Holly

Het AND Slash... Together at Last- in Quiz Form!

Holy crap- it's all true! Wow, this quizmaster is good...

And now I'm off to read fanfic of each (although I really do prefer Lupin with Tonks... but if Lupin was under suspicion, I would totally want him with Sirius... uh, not that that'll happen now anyway)! <3, Holly

A Short Story

The Pointless Night in the Basement

By Holly Zintel

"Tracey and Lou, Tracey and Lou, Tracey and Lou… they will get married and step in some glue!" Wendy sang cheerfully, in spite of herself, and her imminent illness.

She chuckled and then continued on, "Tracey and Lou, Tracey and Lou…"

The sounds of an awful baseball game continued on in the background of the basement… or at least, Holly wished it were in the background. The volume seemed to be increasing by the minute, if you asked her, and she didn't know how much longer she could listen to such meaningless tripe.

Luckily, at that moment, a car commercial came on the TV. Of course, Holly hated car commercials as well.

Just then, her mother muted the TV. Holly was more delighted than Monica Lewinsky at an all male review, which doubled as an all-you-can-eat buffet.

"You almost done, Mike?" Wendy asked suddenly.

"Mumble, grumble, grumble," Mike grumbled unceremoniously.

Suddenly, Wendy decided to lie down on the ab chair. She stretched out, apparently quite content with life. Little did she know, the ab chair expected her to do work, and a lot of it, at that. The chair forced her suddenly into doing all sorts of gross sit-ups. "Well," Wendy proclaimed, "now I have tight abs."

"That quick?" Mike mumble-grumbled.

"That quick. Abs of steel," Mom said.

Chapter 2

Holly Gets to Use the Internet

Holly didn't need to write any more of this meaningless story, as Mike was suddenly struck by an idea- he could eat four pieces of pickle loaf in a gross sandwich, perhaps stuffed with mayonnaise or some sort of nasty pickles. You know, pickles on pickle loaf? It seemed nasty to Holly, too.

Holly was sure he would burp all night long and, undoubtedly, keep her mother awake.

"It's time for Leno," Wendy swiftly proclaimed. "Should I turn it on… or do you want me to keep it on the baseball game?"

"Uh… I kind of want the game on," Mike mumble-grumbled selfishly.

"Sigh," Wendy sighed. "They'll be flicking the lights now, telling us it's time for Leno," she added dejectedly.

Holly was definitely ready to use the internet. Wendy peeked around the treadmill to see whether or not Mike was yet off the computer.

Just as Holly had suspected, he wasn't. "It just sits there; it won't go," Mike mumble-grumbled in a whiny voice.

Holly was rather disgusted, to say the least. After all, she and her mother had an 11:00 appointment on to take a "7 Deadly Sins" quiz on the internet.

"Can you un-mute it?" Mike asked rudely, in his usual whiny voice.

Wendy did.

Meanwhile, Amy ate from her adorable cat face-shaped bowl, and Daria bathed on top of the wardrobe. Wendy did not know what a "wardrobe" was, but Holly did. It was, in fact, a zipped up plastic thing in the middle of the basement, dividing Wendy and Mike's room from the… well, basement.

Amy licked her chops, now directly next to Holly and Wendy. She stared at Holly. Clearly, she was contemplating eating Holly. Holly did not care for this tactic at all.

"You missed the best part of the story," Wendy pointed out sadly as Mike, once again whined, "Man, this is slow!" He didn't, however, make any attempt to get off of the computer or, in fact, do anything useful to help the situation at all.

Holly was beginning to get rather disgusted. And by "beginning," she, of course, meant, "boiled over with anger."

"It's over," Mike mumble-grumbled annoyingly. "Turn it to 25."

"What?" Wendy asked, puzzled.

"IT'S OVER. Turn it to 25," Mike demanded in a decidedly… mumbly-grumbly way.

Suddenly, to make a happy ending for the story, Holly decided to eat some Jolly Ranchers as Barbara Streissand yelled, "SHUT THE F*** UP!" Ms. Streissand then went on to win 25 awards for her hilarious outfit in The Owl and the Pussycat.

"Man, this is frustrating," Mike mumble-grumbled.

Holly decided to turn him into a pug dog with her special Harry Potter-oriented powers. She has her gay boys behind her in spirit always, and also summoned their special "gay powers" to help.

OhmyGod, ZOLOFT!!!!

Your Social Anxiety Level: 52%

You have moderate social anxiety. It's possible that you have a serious social anxiety problem. But it's also likely that you can help yourself, by getting out more and trying new, scary activities. No one's secretly judging you. So be yourself, and if you screw up, just laugh.

Are You Socially Anxious?

You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince)

You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments. You know how to steal the spotlight... And how to act out to get your way. People around you know that you're good for a laugh. But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone. Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention.

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

You Are 56% Hypochondriac

You are a bit of a hypochondriac, but nothing too extreme (yet). You watch your health a little more than you should - even when there's nothing to worry about.

Are You a Hypochondriac?

You Are 60% Bipolar

You're a bit moody, and at times, your moods can be a bit extreme. It's up to you to decide if you're simply dramatic... or slightly bipolar.

Are You Bipolar?

Top Ten Hottest Guys

So, here it is. My list of the top ten hottest guys in the world. If you feel that you're a hot guy, don't feel bad that you're not on here because, to be fair, I haven't seen all the guys in the world. But then again, maybe you're not as hot as you thought you were. Anyway, it's really personality that counts with me, but I won't be making a list of the top ten guys with best personalities. Because, you know. It wouldn't be any fun.

10. "Weird Al" Yankovic

What do you mean he's not sexy? You'd better believe he is! Have you ever been to one of his concerts and seen him kick his leg up past his head? That's hotter than hell! And also, he's a vegetarian. Nothing is hotter than that. Plus, he's hilarious.

9. T.R. Knight

That's right, I think George O'Malley is one of the sexiest guys ever. And hecks no, I don't think "McDreamy" is hot at all. In fact, he's bloody obnoxious, and I want to punch him in the face. But George is sweet and wonderful and I just want to cuddle with him. Adorable.

8. Daniel Radcliffe

Yeah, I know it's creepy for me to think he's hot. But he's really seventeen now, so technically. No! NO! Not cool, Holly. Back off. Well, alright. Maybe it's just that he's Harry Potter, and that's what makes him so hot. ...No. No, that's not it. Still, I'd better shut up before I get into a lot of trouble.

7. Jason Wade

Ah, Lifehouse's front-man. Listen to the guy's voice. It's all deep, but it can also get really high... and oh man, sometimes it sort of crackles and you're like, whoa! That was hot. At least, I am.

6. Jonathan Jackson

I spent a good chunk of my childhood planning my wedding to this guy, but he went and got married without me. Crap. Anyhoo, you might remember him from General Hospital, where he was the only one to ever decently portray the character of Lucky Spencer. Mmm... he's one of those sensitevely sexy, God-fearing sorts of hot. Pretty lovely.

5. Adrian Brody

A lot of people don't realize that he's hot. They probably haven't seen his sexy nose, eyes, and that scene in King Kong where he didn't have a shirt on.

4.Ewan McGregor

Oh man, did you see him in Moulin Rouge? He was all like, singing to that hooker, and crying all over the place. It was so hot. His eyes are gorgeous, and he sometimes has a sexy-liscious British accent.

3. Matt.

He's a friend of mine who is hot. He's so hot, he's a lifeguard, even. That's a pretty hot job if you as me. See, look at him. But don't touch him unless you're a man. A man named Jerry, who is his boyfriend.


2. Jerry

My best friend. He's really hot too, especially since he's usually full of hot coffee drinks. And he can sing better than Ewan McGregor, which is the hottest thing one can possibly do. Also, he can act. It's sexy. But don't touch him either unless your name is Matt, and your picture is right above.

1. Johnny Depp

People magazine was close when they said he was the hottest man of the year. But I'm sure what they meant to say was that he's the hottest man ever. Oooh, he can act too. You would know this if you had seen any one of his movies. And just check him out. Even his toe nails are hot. Probably. Captain Jack Sparrow is probably his hottest character yet. Mmm, fencing...

Holly? Uh, No, My Name Is...

Holly Rachael Zintel's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Larry Your fashion designer name is Holly London Your socialite name is Daria Tawas Your fly girl / guy name is H Zin Your detective name is Kitty Wenona Your barfly name is Twinkie Pina Colada Your soap opera name is Rachael Watchill Your rock star name is Twerpz Chaos Your Star Wars name is Holcro Zinjoh Your punk rock band name is The Anxious Dildo

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Dentists Are the Devil

Alright, alright... I finally get why the whole world dreads going to the dentist, and feels that they are the devil. After over twenty years of having absolutely nothing wrong with my teeth... I still had nothing wrong with my teeth. But I was told that my wisdoms would jack up all my other teeth if I didn't get them removed. And so... I did. This was the worst idea ever. It's just that... well, my dentist's office has never steered me wrong before, so I figured, hey, what was the worst that could happen? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HORRIBLE, BLOOD-CURDLING PAIN AND VOMITTING FOR A BLOODY WEEK STRAIGHT?! A 7-HOUR TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL?! A WHOLE BAG FULL OF WRONGLY-PRESCRIBED MEDICATION?! ALMOST NO FOOD FOR NEARLY A WEEK?! In the words of Napolean Dynomite, "Gosh, idiot." A week and a day after my surgery, and I'm finally able to eat macaroni and cheese, something I would have been able to eat the day after the ordeal had I been in the hands of a competant medical professional! Dude, let me tell you, if a 90-year-old man ever comes near you with surgical dental tools, tell him to get the crap out of your face before you stick him in an old folks home with nothing to eat but pudding, which is what I pretty much did all week. And let me tell you, sitting on your arse for seven whole days eating butterscotch pudding and watching five billion DVDs is not nearly as much fun as it sounds. Now that I can feel something other than excrutiating pain, I think I'll eat some pizza (oh, you just watch me chew it! ...Really slowly and carefully) and go to bed.

Zuppa Toscana!

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Tristan had no idea what most of the hors d'oeuvers were or if they were to be served in any special way."--Kissed By An Angel by Elizabeth Chandler.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
The phone.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
An episode from the first season of King of the Hill. It wasn't nearly as good as the show is now, 'cause none of the characters had been developed yet.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
Oh... I dunno, uh... 12:38.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:44. Ooh, close.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Nothing. God, how boring. *Goes into iTunes and puts songs on shuffle... "Opposites Attract" by Paula Abdul and that cartoon cat starts* There we go. Now at least I'm not boring. Maybe nerdy and retro in some way, but not boring. Perhaps. I hope.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
'Bout half an hour ago. I was switching cars with Zach.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
Fanfiction.net. I was checkin' on the Jack/Elizabeth fics. *Droooo...oooo.ls*


9: What are you wearing?:
Some pajamers and fluffy green slippers.

10: Did you dream last night? If so, of what?:
Yes, but I don't remember exactly what I dreamt last night. However, the night before last, I dreamt about being in multiple plane crashes after leaving my purse at the airport, and in the morning, that foiled terrorist attempt was on the news. Creepy. As. Crap. Eh?

11: When did you last laugh?:
Probably when I was watching King of the Hill awhile ago.


12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Nerdy dang pictures of Zach and I from when we were in high school, some framed quotes & poems about daddies, Zach's high school marching band photos... Various living room crap.

13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yes. I saw a picture of Matt in a sweater vest at his house last night. Tee hee! Sweater vests... hi-larious.

14: What do you think of this quiz?:
It's a fine, upstanding quiz.

15: What is the last film you saw?:
Mommy Dearest with Jerry and Matt last night. There was this like, 4 year old kid getting beat with cleaning supplies and she was all like, "Jesus Christ!" It was funny at inappropriate parts.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Some gas! Yeah! With that kind of money, I'd be able to afford about half a tank full! Woo!

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Who are you?! I don't know what you know and what you don't! Wah-ha! However, I type 95 words-per-minute. I hope you didn't know that. Because if you did, I will come to your house and eat all your candy corn. ALL OF IT! And then I'll WAX YOUR CAAARRR! With... with PEANUT BUTTER! Try and get THAT off, JERK!

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
There'd be stronger laws regarding animal rights. And... more kiwis.

19: Do you like to dance?:
You bet I dooo! Cabbage patch, everybody! Neeer-neeer, neeeer-neeer...

20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Either Cadence, Maycee or Autumn.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Reese.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yay-eah. If it was in London.

23: Will you pass on this survey?:
No. No, I won't.

Bury Him in Papers or Wow I Love Ranch

10 years ago, it was 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.

1) How old were you?
THEN: 12
NOW: 22

2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: Carman-Ainsworth Junior High School
NOW: Will be going to University of Michigan in the fall, just got out of Mott

3) Where did you work?
THEN: At school
NOW: Um... at... Buckham... but not for moneys.

4) Where did you live?
THEN: Flint, MI
NOW: Flint, MI

5) How was your hair style?
THEN: Very long and brown and usually scrunched.
NOW: Shoulder-length, brown with blonde highlights, usually straight, and layered.

6) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: Nuh-uh.
NOW: Nope.

7) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: No.
NOW: Nuh-uh.

8) Who were your best friends?
THEN: Sarah... we grew apart. She liked pot and I liked... intelligence and not using "friends'" brothers for presents.
NOW: Jerry, Matthew... um... crap. I think that's it.

9) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: Tinsel
NOW: Chyna, Crookshanks, Daria, Amy

10) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: Jonathan Jackson and Devon Sawa.
NOW: Johnny Depp and Ewan freaking McGregor.

11) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: 2.
NOW: Still 2. For awhile there, it was 6, but you done missed the train on that one.

12) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: Um. None. I was 12.
NOW: Well, I've got that scar on my neck that looks a division sign.

13) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Amy Grant and Mariah Carey.
NOW: Jerry Bradshaw, Lifehouse and Amy Grant.

14) Had you smoked a cigarette?
THEN: Nope.
NOW: Nope.

15) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: Nope.
NOW: Nope.

16) What did you want to be when you grew up?
THen: Singer/Dancer/Actress
NOW: I dropped the first two when I realized... um... they're hard.

A Veritable Smorgasbord

Holy crap. Every day should be Memorial Day! I have never eaten so many delicious things at one time in my life! Or... well, maybe I have, but I don't remember. Because I LIVE IN THE PRESENT! GET OFF MY BACK! Also, old people games are fun. I hope the Boas have a smorgasbord of this sort every year from now on.

Oh yes... news. Jerry and I will be in Buckham Ally's production of I Never Sang For My Father the last two weekends in June. So... come see it! And bring pie. Please?

And now... QUIZ RESULTS! What? You thought I'd do a blog entry without them? Mahahaha! You were MISTAKEN!

Your Deadly Sins

Gluttony: 100_P>

Sloth: 60_P>

Greed: 40_P>

Pride: 40_P>

Envy: 20_P>

Lust: 20_P>

Wrath: 20_P>

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43_P>

You'll die choking on a cookie in bed.

How Sinful Are You?

You Should Be an Actor

You have a flair for the dramatic, and you probably already do a lot of acting in your day to day life, just to entertain yourself. No need to steal the spotlight from your friends... You'll get plenty of attention once you start acting professionally!

What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Your Brain is 87emale, 13ale

You have the brain of a girly girl Which isn't a bad thing at all You're emphatetic, caring, and in tune with emotions. You're a good friend and give great advice.

What Gender Is Your Brain?

You Are 18ake

Fake doesn't even come close to describing you. You're totally natural, and proud of who you really are!

How Fake Are You?

You Are 20 ynical

Cynical? Not even close! If anything, you're a bit naive. Overall, you enjoy life and try not to be paranoid. Even if you've been burned before.

How Cynical Are You?

You Have Low Self Esteem 68f the Time

You tend to blame yourself when things go wrong, regardless of whether it's your fault or not. You're anxious to please others and rely too much on their opinions. Learn to please yourself first, and your confidence will soar.

How is Your Self Esteem?

You Are Pumpkin Pie

You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special

What Kind of Pie Are You?

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are Tofu

Okay, so you aren't exactly meat. And that's fine with you. Even if people think you're a bit bland. There's a good chance you're veg - and even if you aren't, you secretly think meat is gross.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

You Will Die at Age 85

Congratulations! You take good care of yourself. You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

What Age Will You Die?

You Should Be a Joke Writer

You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

You Are 96appy

It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you. You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

You Are Snow

Magical yet potentially destructive You are well known as fun to play with People anticipate your arrival but then are quickly sick of you You are best known for: your serenity Your dominant state: reflecting

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating

You're not ready to go walking down the aisle. But you may be ready in a couple of years. You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment. And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

You Are Likely a Third Born

At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable. At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things. When you love someone, you tend to like to please them. In friendship, you are loyal to one person. Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer. You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.

The Birth Order Predictor

(This one wasn't right about the third born part- I was second born, but I liked what it said anyway... And besides, there was no third born!)

Your Inner Child Is Happy

You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing. You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes. And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad. You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Trab Pu Kcip

Your Political Profile

Overall: 5% Conservative, 95% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Got a Funny Kind of Feeling (Like a Herd of Wild Pigs is Trying to Chew Off My Hair)

1.)Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006? At Grandma's house, playing Scattergories and eating. A lot. Everything in the house except for the dog and cats. This may not sound like your a fun and/or typical New Year's Eve party to you, but I'm large and I enjoyed the hell out of it, so GET OFF MY BACK! *Chews*

2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name? It... was on my birth certificate. People are always calling me "Holly." The first word of my signature is generally "Holly." So, you know... it's not just a clever rememberance of Christmas-time plants or anything.

3) What song are you listening to right now? "Generic Blues" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? No... but I did cry when Daria was prempted for Road Rules Vs. the Real World Vs. Really Retarded Reality Shows.

5.) What color underwear are you wearing? Purple floral. Yey-ah!

6.) Do you own a iPod? You bet your sweet (or nasty, as the case may be) arse I do.

7.) What did you do this morning? SLEPT! It was wonderful.

8.) What does your dad do for a living? 14 people's job's, plus his own, at G.M. for 12 HOURS A DAY! At least, that's what he's always complaing about.

9.) Where do you work? In my nightmares.

10.) What ended your last relationship? The fact that it never started. Possibly.

11) What are the last two digits of your phone number? Sixty-two... AND A HALLLLLLLLFF! *Laughs maniacally*

12.) What was the last concert you attended? The Otherside at the Loft. It was smoky and late but they were brilliant, o' course.

13.) Who was with you? Jerry, Matt and Kristi.

14.) What was the last movie you watched? Mallrats, I believe.

15.) What do you dislike at the moment? Rejection. And dislike is a bit of an understatement.

16.) What food do you crave right now? EVERYTHING! Oh man, I'm hungry! What sounds the best, however, is stuffed pumpkin shells... as always.

17.) Did you dream last night? Something brilliantly passionate, romantic and sexually explicit that I won't be sharing with you.

18.) What was the last TV show you watched? Clone High, USA. It was the musical episode! *Sings* Aaaay-Aaaay-Abe!

19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry? My theatre ring and my theatre charm bracelet.

20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you: Now, no two people are alike. That being said, I'm gonna say Zach.

21.) What was the last thing you ate? Strawberries with Splenda. Ooooooh.

22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Jerry.

23.) Who last IMed you? My mommy.

24.) Are you on any medication? Oh good Lord, yes. Dangerously undermedicated at the moment, though. Yup, I'm planning to freak out in... ohhh... about twenty minutes. EXACTLY. Dun dun dunnnnnn!

25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on? The... left?

26.) What color shirt are you wearing? Gray. It's got Gumby on it! Yaaaaaay, Gumby!

27) what color is ur razor? "Ur?" That's a lovely word, and I'll have to look it up when I have the time. However, my razor is pink.

28.) What is your favorite frozen treat? Superman ice cream. Aww yeaaaah.

29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have? One piercing in each ear.

30.) What's your favorite store? Hot Topic, usually. Don't worry, I don't feel that "life is pain. Life is only... pain. Pain and blackness... *snap, snap, snap*." It's just... they sell Harry Potter merchandise at times!

31.) Are you thirsty right now? Not particularly.

32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Oh yeah. *Waves to faceless groom*

33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss? Paula.

34.) What did you do last night? Played online word games, discussed Romeo and Juliet and Owl and the Pussycat with Jerry, and cried a bit. Then there was "Weird Al" on iPod and sleep.

35.) Do you care what people think about you? Um... yes. Don't tell the creators of Daria!

36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble? Oh Heavens, yes. Speaking of which, your shoe is untied!

37.) Do you like your nose? It's cool. Helps me breathe. You know. I'm pretty fond of it.

38.) What color is your bedroom? Peach.

39.) When was the last time you worked out? Oh God... does walking Chyna with Christina and Zach count? That was like... a week or two ago.

40.) What are your font colors on AIM? Default black, everyone's favorite color.

41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yup. Second grade is the time for experimentation, that's what they always say.

42.) Where do you live? In your bushes, with my pair of binoculars.

43.) Are you an aggressive driver? Only when fiddling with my iPod and not looking at the road!

44.) Who is your cell phone carrier? *Snorts derisively* Virgin Mobile.

45.) Do you like the person who posted this last? Indeed! What up, Paula?

46.) Do you know their Birthday? Yup! September 15th! And I didn't just ask Zach and Christina when it was either! *Nervously shifts eyes*

47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself? My body fat... or my self-image. They're kind of one and the same, actually.

48.) What color is your car? Silver.

49.) What do you smell like right now? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

50.) What is your favorite color? Pink.

51.) Do you like mustard?: When paired with veggie dogs, certainly.

52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?: "Welp, Holly, let's do a survey and try to get your mind off of it."

53.) Would you ever sky dive? Not even for a cookie.

54.) Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?: Side and back.

55.)What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? That hooker who sits in the background in dramatic scenes of Moulin Rouge and eats cake, looking worried.

56.) Have you ever bid for something on ebay?: My Johnny Depp pins! Yaaaay, Johnny Depp!

57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?: I think I couldn't care less.

58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs? Yessir.

59.)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?: Oh yeah. Gumby shirts and jeans with striped multi-colored socks that claim to be lucky and pink tennis shoes are all the rage right now, aren't they?

60.)Do you own a digital camera? Yup.

61.)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?: Your mom.

62.)Do u know about the BOONDOCKS? Yes! Do you?! Because it's important to realize that it comes on the Cartoon Network every Sunday at 11:00 P.M.! Also, that it's not necessary to CAPITALIZE it like that! I believe you're looking to italisize it.

63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Sometimes. But that person is usally me.

64.)What books, if any, have made you cry?: Oh my God, I cry when I read anything at all, from Nicholas Spark's A Walk to Remember to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to the ingredients on the backs of Doritos bags.

65.) What are you allergic to?: The sun.

66.)Are you a jealous person?: Oh, only insanely.

67.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?: No, because I never eat meat. Vegetarian, straight up, yo.

68.) If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Matthew. My parents really enjoyed that name, and always said that's what my name would have been if I were born a guy. But nope... I... can't be a... a wizard. I'm Holly! Just Holly.

69.)Favorite CHARACTER from a TV SHOW? GEORGE from GREY'S ANATOMY and TRENT LANE from DARIA. How COME you FEEL the NEED to CAPITALIZE every OTHER word LIKE that? It's ODD.

POSSUUUUMS...!

Current mood: optimistic

Oh my God, a survey from me?! What are the ODDS?!

What is your name?: Holly Rachael Zintel
When is your birthday : Februay 28th, 1984
Where are you from: Flint, MI
Love status: Not. In love, I mean.
Favourite movie: Edward Scissorhands and Moulin Rouge are indefinately tied for favorite.
Favourite song as of now: "Casualty"-Marty Casey and Lovehammers.
Favourite food: Stuffed pumpkin shells.
Favourite bands: Lifehouse, East Village Opera Company, Maroon 5, Cake, Evanescence, The Click Five, Harry and the Potters...
Favourite actor / actress: Johnny Depp and Nicole Kidman/Gwenyth Paltrow
Hottest actor/Actress: Johnny Depp, o' course!
Hottest musical artist: Jerry Bradshaw, just the way he is.
Favourite Makeup item: White cream eye shadow.
First Grade Teacher: Mrs. Freaking Hustead. I will loathe her forevermore.
Last word you said: 'Night.
Last song you sang: "Violet Room"-Casey Stratton
Last person you hugged: Mom, I think.
Last thing you laughed at: Zach spelling dirty while playing "Word Up."
Last time you said 'I love you': A few hours ago, I believe, to my mom.
Last time you cried: The other night when I was feeling very down for no actual reason.
What's in your CD player: CD... player? Oh wow, I remember those! But I have no use for them now that I have my... iPOD! Quiver in fear and envy! Anyhoo, I'll put my iPod on random and see what comes up... ah, it's "Helping Hand" by Amy Grant.
What colour socks are you wearing: Blue.
What's under your bed: A variety of obscure items, such as spoons, dust bunnies, Harry/Hermione smut, old CD cases, and long forgotten high school homework assignments! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FILTHY FREAKING PIIIIIIIIG! MY ROOM NEVER GETS CLEANED! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
Current taste: Most recent was... water, I believe.
Current hair: Filthy (see, I told you I'm a freaking pig!) and pulled back into a makeshift ponytail with a Pisces wristband that I bought at a porn store! EWWW!
Current clothes: Red Lifehouse hoodie, purple floral underdrawers, white push-up bra, $90 blue jeans, and blue socks.
Current annoyance: Cough. *Coughs unwillingly*
Current desktop picture: Harry and Hermione in artsy lighting.
Current worry: That I won't get that Lady MacBeth monologue memorized by Monday.
Current hate: Scientology. I respect most religions, and I'm very open-minded and everything, but WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! Who would actually choose this as their religion? That's right, no one! They're all brainwashed into it! Come back to South Park, Isaac Hayes! Come back to the land of the sane! *Sobs*
Story behind your username: My name is Holly and some say that I am hilarious, therefore "Hollarious" was born!
Current favourite article of clothing: YOUR MOTHER'S PANTIES! I mean... my Harry Potter shirt. Yes... yes, that sounds better.
Favourite physical feature of the same sex: Eyes, eyebrows, hair, lips...
Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: Eyes, eyebrows, hair, lips, adam's apples
Last CD that you bought: Otherside's CD.
Least favourite place: Hell. You all know it as "The Triangle!"
Time you wake up in the morning: Pardon? Oh... oh, I see; I believe the word you're looking for here is "afternoon." I get up at about 2:30 in the afternoon.
If you could play an instrument, what would it be: The TUUUUUUUUBAAAAA.... maybe... or maybe the CLARINETTT... I'm not real sure, as I wasn't blessed with MUUUUUUUSICAL TALENNNNNNT.
Favourite colour: Pink.
Do you believe in an afterlife: Yessir. It's called Heaven (or Hell if you're a scientologist) and there will be lots of stileto shoes and all-you-can-eat-without-gaining-an-ounce vegetarian buffets! Oh yesssss...
How tall are you: 5'8"
Current favourite word/saying: "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
Favourite book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. "Lost Her Mind Recently" Rowling and Why Girls Are Weird by Pamela Ribon. Oh yeah, and Virgin Vegan Valentine by Carolyn Mackler. Ooh, and all of Elizabeth Chandler's books, especially the Kissed By an Angel series, Legacy of Lies and No Time to Die. *Bookgasms*
Favourite season: Winter.
Favourite day: Why, it's CHRISTMAS DAY!
Where do you want to go: Las Vegas, as always.
What is your career going to be like: Glamorous as all get-out. No, seriously. Hey, shut up! *Mumbles* K-Mart stock worker my ass... You have to be in shape for that crap...
What kind of car will you have: Holy crap, I get a new car?! I want a pink VW Bug please! And put some sort of phony "GM" logo on it so my dad'll think his company made it.
Type a line you remember from any book: "Even through his anger and impatience Harry recognized Hermione's offer to accompany him into Umbridge's office as a sign of solidarity and loyalty."-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling.
Identify some things surrounding your computer: A framed picture of two of my kitties, Daria and Amy... a printer... my iPod... an empty glass... blank CDs...
My father thinks I am: Lovable, according to all those songs he sings about me, such as, "I love little Holly Rachael!" Uh-oh, he also seems to be under the impression that I'm little... Now if only I could maintain those same delusions about myself...
My sister thinks I am: Uh... as nonexistant as I think she is, perhaps?
My brother thinks I am: "Hilarious," he tells me.
My grandma thinks I am: Somebody to be proud of- both of them.
My girlfriend/boyfriend thinks I am: Who, now?
My best friend thinks I am: Innocent as hell.
You get embarrassed when: I think about my lack of love life for the past... oh, I dunno... 22 years?
It makes you happy when: There are KITTIES and DOGGIES!
It upsets you when: There are drugs.
You keep a diary: Online... and write in it annually!
You like to cook: Things that are easy to make and delicious to eat.
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: Hahahahahahaha! *Wipes tear from eye* Oh, MERCY! That's funny. You know that Click Five song? "She can't keep a secret for more than an hour." That's me.
You fold your underwear: Heeeeee! Oh man, no. I never even know where in my room to LOOK for my underwear!
You talk in your sleep: YES. I do. In fact, I'm asleep right now. Amaaaaaaaazing, I am.
You set your watch ahead: Hecks no! How do you expect me to know what time it is?!
You bite your fingernails: NOOO! I love my fingernails! I feel bad clipping them! What have they ever done to me?!
You believe in love: Of bloody course I do, who do you think I am?

last...

movie you rented: The Owl and the Pussycat
movie you bought: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
song you listened to: "Falling"-Ben Kweller
song that was stuck in your head: "In Our Darkest Hour"-Phantom Planet
song you've downloaded: "Elenor Rigby"-The Beatles
cd you listened to: My birthday CD from Jerry. :-D
person you've called: Zachary
person that's called you: Zach
TV show you've watched: Clone High, USA
person you were thinking of: Jerry

do...

you wish you could live somewhere else: Not particularly.
you think about suicide: sometimes: Heavens, no!
you believe in online dating: Indeed.
others find you attractive: Dude, I've got a low self-image... I have no idea what other people think. What I think isn't good, and it's hard to get past that.
you want more piercings: Maybe a couple more in each ear. DIAMONDS, DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE, I TELL YOU!
you want more tattoos: More than what? None at all? No, not so much, thanks.
you drink: Never have, never will.
you do drugs: Once again- never have, never will.
you smoke: This is getting repetitive...
you like cleaning: I think it's obvious from my house that I don't!
you like roller coasters: In general, no. In fact... no. If there are large drops involved, you can count me out. I don't fancy getting the wind knocked out of me, as it turns out. Hurray for spinny rides!
you write in cursive or print: Print
you carry a donor card: I tried to write on the back of my license that ya'll can take whatever you want if I'm dead, but it doesn't really work.

have you...

ever cried over a boy/girl: Oh hecks yeah.
ever lied to someone: Oh yes.
ever been in a fist fight: No ma'am.
ever been arrested: No sir.

what...

shampoo do you use: Whatever happens to be in the shower. It's Aussie right now, which is a definite favorite of mine.
perfume do you use: Free samples!
shoes do you wear: Depends on the weather, yo.
are you scared of: The dark, sharp knives, rejection, the plague (although I seem to have contracted it), billions of horror movies, real-looking dolls, statues, psychos, ghosts, your mom... What am I NOT afraid of would be an easier question.

number...

of times you have been in love?: 1
of times you have had your heart broken?: There have been 3 times where I could actually feel my heart break.
of hearts you have broken?: Psha! 0.
of boys/girls you have kissed?: 4.
of people you consider your enemies: 3
of cds' that you own? Dude, I dunno. 'Bout 70, maybe?
of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? Around 7, I'd say.
of things in your past that you regret?: 16.2 billion.

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Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Why Matt Owes Me a Pizza)

Current mood: lethargic

Oh, great. Matt has decided to "tag" me with this chain letter in disguise. Since it is technically a survey, and since I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and therefore cannot turn down a challenge of the internet sort (or the world will explode... you understand), I must fill this out. Matt- you owe me a pizza.
Now, here's the obligotory rules and crap:

"I've been tagged!

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read yours."

1. I can, and do, crack all of the joints on my body, as well as some parts that don't qualify as joints. *Shrugs and crackles*

2. I am one of the few vegetarians you will ever meet who despises most vegetables. I really only like the ones that count as carbs. *Chomps on a raw potato*

3. I'm deathly horrified of the dark. Who knows, it might stab me in my sleep someday! But, of course, it won't because I sleep with a light on! Hmm... and I wonder why I'm single.

4. I've never consumed a drop of alcohol, smoked anything, or done any sort of drugs, and never will. I figure I'm insane enough as it is.

5. Because of my aforementioned obsessive-compulsive disorder, the following words are always running through my head: Love, safety, freedom, fun, courage, inspiration, happiness, friendship, faith, and success. Creepy, eh? And quite annoying too, I assure you.

6. I'm sure that at least 65% my time is spent reading Harry/Hermione smut. What a productive waste of time!

Unwillingly, I suppose I will tag Z-bear, Tracey, Crystal, Lou, Lindsay, and... JPM!

-Holly

Online Quizzes Are All the Rage

Current mood: obsessive-compulsive

You Are 60% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Your Inner Blood Type is Type B

You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day. Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable. And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success. You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible. You are most compatible with: B and AB Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and

What's Your Inner Blood Type?

You Are a Newborn Soul

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance. On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others. You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative. Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you. Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter. You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything. You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships. Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

Your Musical Tastes Match: Weird Al

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What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others.

What's Your Pizza Personality?

You Are 20% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

Your IQ Is 80

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are Italian Food

Comforting yet overwhelming. People love you, but sometimes you're just too much.

What Kind of Food Are You?

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