Last Daria Ep Ever

Well, the last episode of Daria was shown Monday night. It's so sad that it's leaving!

The episode was called "Boxing Daria," and it was about this refrigerator box that Daria hung out in when she was little. With that episode being really sad, and it being the last one ever, I'm surprised I didn't cry. Huh. Weird.

Well... at least the Daria movie is still coming up.

--Holly :-*(

Duuuuuude, Shrek is a Good Movie

I've gone to see Shrek three times, and I'm going to see it again! It's a darn good movie, I tell ya! Want me to tell you about it? Okay, check it out.

Shrek is this ogre, and he likes his privacy, so he lives all by himself by this big swamp. One day, this really adorable donkey named... Donkey, decides that he likes Shrek and wants to be his friend, because Donkey doesn't have any friends. Shrek doesn't like the idea of the donkey tagging along with him because this donkey not only can talk, but never shuts up. If he isn't talking, he's humming, singing, or whistling.

Then this group of fairytale people and creatures, sets up camp at Shrek's house because Lord Farquaad evicted them all. Lord Farquaad tells Shrek that he can have his swamp back if Shrek goes and rescues Princess Fiona from this fire-breathing dragon in a castle so that Lord Farquaad can marry her, and he can be king of Duloc. Well, Shrek and Donkey go on a quest to save Princess Fiona, and the fire-breathing dragon falls in love with Donkey.

Princess Fiona is really aggitated that Shrek, an ogre, rescued her, until she realizes that he's really a great guy, and she falls in love with Shrek before she can even get to Lord Farquaad. It's really quite the awesome movie. It's really sweet, and worth seeing numerous times.

I think it goes without saying that Shrek is my new obsession. Especially since my new screen name is "Donkey From Shrek." That donkey is really cute. He looks just like my dog, Chyna.

Okay, see ya!

--Holly Rache

Z-Bear

The theme says to talk about my siblings. It seems like I have one, but... oh yeah, he's hardly ever here anymore! He's always either at work or with his girlfriend. Oh well.

Anyhoo, I have a 19-year-old brother named Zach. He's a real lovable guy. He was my only friend all through junior high.

Zach is a real hairy guy. He has a space in his teeth because he didn't wear his retainer. He likes to sit around without pants on. He wears muscle shirts even though he doesn't have muscles. One time, in third grade, he beat me up. He has more pairs of shoes than a guy should have. He swore today. He has boxers with Tootsie Rolls all over them. He's got a strange lump on his middle finger. He hangs out with Bobby all the time.

Despite all this, he could beat *your* brother up.

I'm postin' another survey! Woo hoo!

1- If you could call yourself any name in the world besides what you are called now, what would it be? C3P0.
2- Have you ever bought condoms? Yes, but I was in desperate need of party balloons at the time!
3- What age were you when you discovered the secrets of "the birds and the bees"? Eight. My idiot brother told me before my parents wanted me to know.
4- Which female pop singer deserves to have their good name slandered by shameless tabloids first? Geez! Poor female pop singers! Shame on you! Shaaaaaame!
5- What does the smell of cut grass remind you of? Allergies.
6- Chances are you probably have a crush on someone. What qualities does that person have that draw you to them? He's hilarious. That's all I look for in a guy.
7- Are thunderstorms, in your opinion, super-cool or just plain scary? THUNDERSTORM?! AAAAAH, WHERE?!
8- What is your favourite thing in the whole world to do and who do you like doing this thing with? I like driving around with my mom.
9- Britney Spears... real or implants? Good Heavens! What is the obsession with Britney Spears' boobs? Who *cares* if they're real or fake?!
10- A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot be surmounted in any way. What do you do? Cry.
11- Do you believe in having premarital sex? No.
12- Boy Bands:(choose one) a) I want to have sex with them, b) I wanna join them, c)I wanna kill them, d)they are just misunderstood? I'd just like to meet one.
13- If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss? If you could take anything with you, what would it be? Actually, I *am* moving in about a week. I'm taking all my stuff with me, but I'm going to miss Sarah. I'm not gonna get to see her as often as I used to.
14- Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Both is good.
15- Oh no! Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what would you be called, and what would your super power be? I'd be... Hollarious... the fifth Ninja Turtle...
16- How many beanie babies do you have (truthfully)? Like, 150.
17- If it were possible to have sex with no physical consequences, would you? No.
18- There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself and is dying in the sun. You walk on without helping him, why? I *wouldn't* do that! Geez!
19- What do you think would be the most interesting place to have sex in and why? Heavens, child, I don't know.
20- If you had only two days to live, what would you do? Read the Bible.
21- Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular, just there, a dork or an outcast? I'm like school in the summertime... *no* class!
Do you have a friend that just will never let up when it comes to finding out secrets? That'd be Sarah.