Monday, April 1, 2002

My Dog Can Talk. Can YOURS?

Time: 3:42 P.M.
I'm wearing: Mismatched pajamas. I need to get dressed.
I last ate: Instant maple oatmeal and toast.
Song that's in my head: "Blessed" by Mandy Moore.
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It's true, my dog can say "I love you." She sounds like Scooby Doo. Anyway, I stole this survey from one of Moobabe's old entries.

1. Would you rather freeze or burn?: I'd rather have freezer burn.

2. You've just finished your ice pop and you're throwing the wrapper in the bin when you find a picture of you cut up into pieces. What do you do?: Think, "Thank God, I hated that picture."

[hey, wheres number three??] Moron.

4. You go back in time to any year that you haven't lived before. What year?: 1973, so I could hang out with my mom at high school. That'd be creepy and cool at the same time.

5. You've just died, and you're given the choice of reincarnation, being a spirit or going to heaven/hell, wherever you belong. You don't find out whether you're going to heaven/hell until you've picked, and you get to choose what you're reincarnated into. What would you choose?: I'd come back as a butterfly. 'Cause nobody ever suspects the BUTTERFLY! Muahahahaha!

6. You're stuck on a desert island. You take three things with you. What are they? They can't be anything used to escape the island, you're trapped there FOREVER: Wow, that sucks. I guess I'll take my house, the Olive Garden and the Harry Potter books.

7. Would you rather be stuck in a dull job but getting loads and loads of money or in a super duper dream job but getting hardly any money?: A super duper dream job where I don't make hardly any money. But it does seem like any super duper dream job would dish out the cash.

8. If you found out the world was gonna end in seven days what would you do?: I'd probably spend a couple of days running around, screaming "AAAAAAAH! THE WORLD'S GONNA END!" But then I'd get tired and hang out with my family and friends in Vegas. Then, for the last few days, I'd try to find a way to keep the world from ending.

9. You find out there is life on Mars. Do you go?: Nah, I'm set, thanks.

10. You're one of those super duper scientists and you find signals from some ickle aliens. They say, come to Neptune. If it's not that cold, would you go there?: No. Ickle aliens creep me out.

11. A little green monster thing asks you for a hug, would you hug it?: Only after it put a garbage bag on.

12. You're in prison. Would you think about trying to escape and running away?: Yeah, but then I'd get tired and take a nap. Thinking about running tires me out.

13. Your life sucks. Would you consider running away and joining the circus?: Nah, I'm good, thanks.

14. There's a pencil floating in the air. What's the first thing you think of?: "Holy crap! Better get off those sleeping pills."

15. They've decided to cancel all TV programmes apart from one, and they ask you which one they should keep. What do you choose?: Port Charles, since my Daria is already gone... *sob*.

16. They've decided to take away all food apart from one meal and you get to decide, which meal would you pick? Stuffed pumpkin shells. Then I'd cry.

17. You have to meet one TV star. Who do you choose? Jonathan Jackson, the dude who used to play Lucky on General Hospital. He will be mine... oh yes. He will be mine.

18. What is the most frequent dream you've had, or a subject of a dream, like being chased or something?: Zach and I are always in a time machine for some ridiculous reason. And I'm at prom quite often, too.

19. If your family were really poor and you had no food or money, would you consider prostitution?: Heavens, no! I'd never stoop so low! I'd just apply at Hooters.

Hey, look! I'm a "So Lazy" slacker.



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