Tuesday, April 23, 2002

The Bachelor is an A-hole

Time: 2:22 P.M.
I'm wearing: My new peach Madeira Beach sweater from Grandma Z.
I last ate: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with soy milk to dunk for breakfast.
Holly's Theme Song For Today: "Twister" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Really, I feel like playing Twister.
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Did anyone see The Bachelor last night? Well, it turns out that he's an A-hole! See, Shannon's been my favorite Bachelorette since the beginning because she's so moral, and she stands up for what she believes in.

Well, last night, Alex (the Bachelor) spent one day with Amanda, then Shannon, then Trista. On his date with Amanda, he broke out a card that said they had access to a private luxury suite for the night. Amanda was like, "Hee hee! Okay!" So, they went up and had a wild night.

The next day, he went out with Shannon. Again, at the end of the day, he broke out a card that invited them to a private luxury suite. Shannon read it and looked disgusted. They went to the suite, but just sat there. She seemed really angry about getting a card that said that, because she knew all of the girls were getting a card like that.

The next day came, and Alex spent the day with Trista. He got sick, though, so they didn't do anything.

Anyway, the end of the show rolled around, and Alex gave a rose to Trista and Amanda, meaning that they got to keep dating them, but Shannon had to go. He gave her this load of bullcrap about why he didn't pick her to stay. But you know why I think he kicked Shannon out of the running? She didn't put out. As soon as I saw Alex gettin' down and dirty with Amanda, I knew Shannon was too good for him. He was cheating on the other girls! You don't just have sex with one of the girls when you're still dating the others! Ugh!

So, in conclusion, I think Alex is a moron.

--Holly Rachael :-[] <---Angry, clenched up teeth face

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