Wednesday, July 31, 2002

20 Things to Do Before I Die

Time: 3:38 P.M.
I'm Wearing: A rather patriotic shirt w/ shorts.
My Hair Is: Up.
I Last Ate: Raison Bran w/ soy milk for breakfast.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Daddy Wasn't There"--Austin Powers
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I've shamelessly stolen this idea from the awesome Elbereth Githoniel. Now, here are some things I must do before I bite the dust.

20 Things to Do Before I Die

1. Visit Red Lobster with a group of Peta members, and beat the cooks with picket signs until they let my lobster pals go.
2. Win a contest for filling out the most online surveys of anyone in the world.
3. Create a Crayola crayon color.
4. Hang out with Mike Myers and Dana Carvey so I could see them reenact Wayne's World scenes.
5. Kiss the creator of Johnny Bravo for being so bloody brilliant.
6. Come up with a nifty theme for a casino in my favorite town, Las Vegas.
7. Gather enough money to buy my mom an awesome house right next to Amy Grant's and Vince Gill's.
8. Meet all o' my online pals.
9. Track Glenn Eichler down and convince him to make new episodes of the best show of all time, Daria.
10. Appear on the best soap opera ever, Port Charles.
11. Speaking of Port Charles, marry and have children with the hottest man alive, Brian Gaskill (he plays Rafe).
12. Open my own matchmaking service that would hook people up according to which cartoons they like best.
13. Create my own T-shirt business that sells Harry Potter shirts.
14. Have dinner at the best restaurant ever, the Olive Garden, with J.K. Rowling, and try to pry some info on the next HP book out of her.
15. Go to the Brooklyn Bridge with a couple of friends and yell as loud as possible, like David, Jack and Boots in Newsies.
16. Give cable internet and Harry Potter books to needy children. Those things are very important in shaping a child's future. *Nods as if she knows what she's talking about*
17. Attatch video cameras to the fronts of roller coasters so that people may purchase the tape of themselves screaming their heads off, instead of just a lousy picture.
18. Attend an awards show so I can get all dressed up and hang out with Tobey Maguire and Julia Stiles.
19. Hug "Weird Al" Yankovic for being the best guy ever.
20. Watch my brother's cartoon, Jon's Posse, on TV.
--Holly Rachael :-D

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