Wednesday, November 29, 2000

Things We Need & Things We Don't Need

You know, there are some things there just aren't enough of. And yet, there are things we could do without. Here's a list of both categories!

THINGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT

1. Eminem music.

2. Sports.

3. Animal abuse.

4. Perverts.

5. The flu.

6. Rap videos.

7. Satanic weirdos.

8. Nail polish for guys.

9. Porn.

10. Drugs.

11. Racism.

12. School.

13. Howard Stern


THINGS WE NEED MORE OF

1. Daria.

2. Vegetarian restaurants.

3. Guys who look like Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees.

4. Cheap makeup with a brand name really close to the expensive brand name so no one will know how cheap you are.

5. Teachers who grade how well a student knows her cartoons.

6. Skittles instead of rain, like in those commercials.

7. Cats.

8. Grinch merchandise.

9. Sims expansion packs.

10. Guys who talk like Trent Lane from Daria.

11. Epiodes of The Family Guy.

12. Places identical to Las Vegas closer to Michigan.

13. The comedic stylings of Norm MacDonald.

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