Friday, February 8, 2002

NO, WE'RE OUTTA BOSTON CREAM-FILLED DONUTS!

AGE: 17

DOB: February 28th, 1984

HOSPITAL THAT YOU WERE BORN AT: McLaren.

HEIGHT: 5'7"

WEIGHT: 210... Shut up!

HAIR COLOR: Brown

EYE COLOR: Bluish green

SKIN COLOR: Peach and... *checks out freckles*... brown.

SHOE SIZE: 10 1/2.

PET'S NAMES: Daria, Amy and Chyna

PARENTS NAMES: Wendy Killbreath and Ken Zintel

SIBLING’S NAMES: (Full-sibling) Zach, (step-siblings) Billy and Carrie.

COUNTRY THAT YOU LIVE IN: The good ol' U.S. of A.

THIS OR THAT

APPLES/ORANGES: Apples

PEPSI/COKE: Coke

GOD/SATAN: God

RAP/POP: Pop

CHEESE/PICKLES: Pickles

RED/GREEN: Green

RUNNING SHOES/PLATFORMS: Platforms

CD’S/ TAPES: CDs

TV/MOVIES: Don't make me choose between my two favorite things!

BIKE/CAR: Car. You know, requires a lot less exercise.

FISH/LION: Fish

POT/PAN: Pan

BEER/WINE: ...How 'bout that non-alcoholic wine? That stuff's pretty good.

OCEAN/LAKE: Jacuzzie

SILVER/GOLD: Silver

HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS/HANGING OUT WITH FAMILY: How 'bout family + Sarah? I consider her family, anyhoo.

CELL PHONE/PAGER: Cell phone

LIPSTICK/EYESHADOW: Eyeshadow

CHOCOLATE/CANDY: Candy. I hope we're talkin' Skittles...

DO YOU

GO TO SCHOOL: Nope

HAVE FRIENDS: Well... I don't know if it'd be plural like that, but yeah.

LIKE TO DANCE: Absolutely! Do the monkey with me, come on!

PLAY WITH MATCHES: Who told you to do that? You'll put your eye out, kid!

WATCH TV: Indeed

FILL OUT SURVEYS: Um... no. *Sniggers*

GO TO THE MALL: Yep.

EVER GET SICK: Good Lord, when am I *not* sick?

EAT FISH: No. Yech! You're talkin' to a vegetarian, bucko!

WEAR PANTS: *Looks down* Uh... yeeeeeah...

LIKE THAT 70'S SHOW: No. I don't think I'm smart enough to understand the jokes on that show, 'cause I don't get any of them.

LIKE TO HAVE SEX: *Shrugs* I wouldn't know.

WATCH STAR TREK: Um... nooo! *Quickly turns off TV*. Nope, never!

WASH YOUR HAIR: I wash my hair every two years whether it needs it or not!

LIKE ROLLER COASTERS: Well... most of 'em.

CRY: A bit often, yep.

HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Shut up, he's real! Aren't'cha, Drop Dead Fred? *I sure am, Holly!* See?

HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Are we still talkin' imaginary? Oh... no then, I suppose not.

LIKE YOURSELF: Yeah, except when I smack myself. Then I get mad and have to smack myself back.

THINK THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR: Yes. Ernest P. Worrel.

WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Yeah... getting there is gonna be another story, though...

HAVE A SICK MIND: Oh, very. It's always coughing up blood and stuff.

LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN: Only if I get to do this *strikes a Cornholio pose* first.

SMOKE: Nope.

DO DRUGS: Nuh-uh. Unless you count all those stupid migraine pills I've gotta take to survive.

BELIEVE IN ALIENS: Of course. Those people from Afghanastan aren't just made up, ya know!

HAVE YOU EVER

GONE SKYDIVING: No... but I think going on the Power Tower was close enough. Can I have credit for that?

WATCHED A PORN MOVIE: *Turns off TV again*. No, never!

SEEN A GHOST: GHOST?! WHERE?! AAAAAAAAH!

EATEN SUSHI: Ewhewhewhew, no.

BEATEN SOMEONE UP: *Pounds firsts together threateningly* No, but you're askin' for it with all the questions, buddy!

MET A MOVIE STAR: Quite a few, actually.

STREAKED: *Quickly throws on some clothes* What are you doing, spying on me?!

DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY: You *are* spying on me!

READ A BOOK: Read a what now?

SWORN TO A TEACHER: Nope.

SWORN AT YOUR PARENTS: No.

BEEN TO A LIBRARY: Li...brar...y?

TALKED TO GOD: Talkin' to Him right now. "So I says to Mable, I says..."

FRENCH KISSED SOMEONE: Just Mr. Rogers and Mr. Bean.

CAMPED: *Shudders, remembing lousy camp* Unfortunately.

IMPERSONATED YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER: Yup. "Holly, do you still like Paula Abdul?"

SMOKED: Nope.

DONE DRUGS: No. Didn't I already answer these questions?

BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: I wasn't abducted, I went willingly. All they did was suck out some of my internal organs, and they took some Polaroids, and said I was a darn good sport. And as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me back to any time in history that I would care to know. And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.

RANDOM QUESTIONS

WHAT TIME IS IT: 5:17 P.M.

WHAT DAY IS IT: Friday

WHAT MONTH IS IT: February

WHAT YEAR IS IT: 1783.

WHY DOES IT RAIN: To make Shirley Manson happy. She's only happy when it rains, you know.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD WINGS: Yeah, back when I was Fly-Girl.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE: To eat as many burritos as possible. 'Cause in Heaven, there are no burritos. That's why we eat them here. And when we die, our friends are going to eat our burritos. Those jerks...

WHY DO DOCTORS WEAR WHITE: My doctor wears floral dresses, actually.

DO CHICKENS REALLY RUN AROUND AFTER HAVING IT’S HEAD CUT OFF: Gah! I hope I never have to find out.

WHY DO WE BLEED: You bleed just to know you're alive. That's what the Goo Goo Dolls told me, anyway.

WHY DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL: I don't! Ha!

WHY DO WE GO BALD: Speak for yourself, buddy!

DOES HAIR GROW ON YOUR PALMS: Not mine. Yours, perhaps...

FAVORITES

TV SHOW: Well, it was Daria. But... *sniff*, my poor favorite show is no more! So I s'pose it'd be Port Charles now.

HAIR COLOR: Clear. Polar bears have clear hair, you know. It just looks white against their skin.

EYE COLOR: Purple.

CARTOON CHARACTER: Trent Lane from Daria.

MOVIE: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

SONG: "Everything" by Lifehouse and "Ain't This The Feeling?" by Bliss 66.

SUBJECT: We talkin' school subject? I always liked writing lab.

WORD: Surreptitious

PHRASE: "Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

NUMBER: 2.

LETTER: H.

MAGAZINE: Animal Times.

CAR: Green VW Bug.

RESTAURANT: The Olive Garden

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