Lyrics, Lyrics, Lyrics, I Tell You!

Time: 4:00 P.M.
I'm wearing: My Amy Grant--Summer of Love '94 T-shirt, black capris, and a cast.
I last ate: Corn flakes and soy milk for breakfast.
Song that's in my head: "What a Good Boy" by Barenaked Ladies.
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Duuuuuuuuude, look! It's a lyrics survey! I haven't done one of these in so long, I simply must. But before I start, I have to say that MY MOM'S BANANA BREAD *ROCKS*! Okay, on with the lyrics survey!

Are you male or female? "Man... I feel like a woman."--Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman".

Who are you? "I'm a hazard to myself. Don't let me get me... I'm my own worst enemy."--"Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink.

What's something not many people know about you? "I like pianos in the evening sun. Dragging my heels till the day is done."--"Hotwax" by Beck.

Do you believe in God? "We believe in God... and we all love Jesus."--"We Believe in God" by Amy Grant.

Describe your neighborhood. "Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door? Well, he always was the neighborhood clown. Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures and posted copies all over town."--"I Remember Larry" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

How do you look? "My face may not grace the mind of everyone in the world."--"My Father's Eyes" by Amy Grant.

What is love? "What is love? Baby, don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more."--You know... that techno song.

If you could say three things to the people you love what would it be?
1) To Sarah: "I will be here for you. Somewhere in the night. Somewhere in the night. I'll shine a light for you. Somewhere in the night... I'll be standing by. I will be here for you."--"I Will Be Here For You" by Michael W. Smith.
2) To He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: "I've got a crush on you... I hope you feel the way that I do. I get a rush when I'm with you. Ooh, I got a crush on you..."--"Crush" by Mandy Moore.
3)To Mom: "So it goes... every life has some rain. Everyone's gotta deal with some pain. But I know... how to make it okay. I tell you what I do... when my back's up to the wall, you know, I run to you."--"Run to You" by Plus One.

What's your secret? "I had a close encounter. I never chew my food. I got eleven nose jobs. I yodel in the nude. And I wanna tell the whole world about it. Right now."--"Talk Soup" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

What do you want? "I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet. One that knows how to wash my car... and keep his room real neat."--"I Want a New Duck" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Are you strong? "I am weak but I am strong."--"Milk" by Garbage.

Where do you wish you were right now? "Viva Las Vegas turning day into nightime, turning night into daytime. If you see it once, you'll never be the same again."--"Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley.

What do you think about your best friends? "In the Father's hands we know... that a lifetime's not too long to live as friends."--"Friends" by Michael W. Smith.

Any words of advice? "You don't know why they had to go this far... they traded your worth for these scars. For you only company. But don't believe the lies that they have told to you. Not one word was true. You're alright, you're alright, you're alright."--"Simon" by Lifehouse.

What do you wish you were doing right now? "I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes to Camp."--"Calling in Sick" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

What do you think about drugs and alcohol? "No me drink, no me smoke."--"No Me Drink" by Bif Naked.

If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be? "I'm full of emotes. You don't even hurt my pride."--Defense by Bliss 66.

What do you usually do on Friday nights? "We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle and wait till the last minute to pay our phone bills."--"Young, Dumb and Ugly" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Are you for World Peace? "I believe that the world believes in love."--"Ghetto" by P.O.D.

What would you do if you won a million dollars? "I'd buy a big house where we both could live."--"Your Song" by Elton John.

What do you think about your school? "It's so bad, it's so bad, it's so bad, it's so bad..."--"Too Bad" by Nickelback.

How do you feel right now? "Feels like sunshine... feels like rain."--"Feels Like Love" by Vince Gill.

Any closing words? "Hey... don't touch that! You don't know where it's been!"--"Germs" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.