Parfait and Survey

Except for the parfait part. Yeah, here's another survey.
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Holly Rachael Zintel.
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Zeke, because my brother's name is Zach. Then we would have been Zeke and Zach. I sure I'm glad I'm a girl.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No, I would not.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Heather.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? They say "Zin-til" instead of Zin-tell."
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No.
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Ya know... I don't know. I kind of like the way it was in that movie, "What Dreams May Come." You know, everybody's Heaven looked different, and everybody's Hell was their worst fear.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Yes. Male.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? No, I don't.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? I don't know what "organized religion" means, so probably not.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? The good go to Heaven, the bad go to Hell. And if we're good, and we want to, I think we can come back to Earth in a different body.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? No.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Easier than liking my cat, Daria. In other words, it's very, *very* easy.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Probably Zach.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes. And then I feel really bad.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I have before. I felt bad then, too.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Words like "poop," I'm ashamed to say.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? People seem to like it when I do my Grandma Z. impression of, "KE-E-EN, YOU'RE GETTIN' OFF AT THE WRONG EXIIIT!"
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Too often for my own good.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Every single song by Eminem.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Creed's usually a little hard to understand.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? "Pretend to Be Nice" by Josie and the Pussycats.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? "Hope Set High" by Amy Grant.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? "This Song's Just Six Words Long" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? "Meet Me at DQ!"
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? A Midsummer Night's Dream and Bean.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? No. I think sequels rock.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? C3P0.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Awesomely drawn cartoon fairy tale ones.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? There's Something About Mary and John Wayne movies.
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? I'm more concerned with, "Does this have any animal products in it?"
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Soy.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I prefer the stuff that's really hard to find in life.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I don't eat it now, why should I start?
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Since I *don't* eat meat, no. But if I did, I'd probably feel so guilty, I'd throw myself in front of a train.
(36) Mac or PC? PC, I guess. That's what I have. But Mac looks prettier.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I couldn't care less as long as it runs fast.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? No. I usually turn my IMs off so nobody bothers me while I'm reading Daria fan fiction.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? No. I talk exactly the same. Yes, that's right, I say "brb" in regular conversations.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No, I don't use eBay.
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? When I was little, I thought it would suck to get pregnant, yet I knew I someday wanted kids, so I wished I were a guy. Now I'm *thrilled* I'm a girl.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? I don't know. Sometimes they're hot and sweet, I guess.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? The fact that they seem to turn into jerks around their friends.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Why the heck *do* they turn into jerks around their friends?
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Yeah. That's what happened with "The Legend of Bagger Vance" and "The Talented Mr. Ripley." And "The Beach." But I gave up about half-way through every one of those.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? "Weird Al" Yankovic's.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? No.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Rosie O'Donnel.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Yes. Eminem and Howard Stern.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Is that what happened in that movie? I'm going to have to rent that, it sounds cool. Oh yeah, does Glenn Eiclher (the creater of Daria) count? I'd be like, "Glenn, taking Daria off the air is a bad idea! Having Daria and Trent hook up is a good idea!"
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? No thank you.