God, do I hate football season... and basketball season, and golf season, and every other freaking sport season! ARGH! THERE'S *ALWAYS* SOME SPORT ON TV FOR MY DAD TO BE WATCHING! (Huffs angrily, then calms down). So, here I am on the internet, looking for a means of escape. So, I thought I'd list all of the things I hate, seeing as I'm in such a spiteful mood today... I'm also in a Spriteful mood... BRB, I've gotta get some...
Alright! Sprite *RULES*! Anyhoo... Here are all the things I hate:
1. Sports. ARGH!!!!!!!!!! They give me headaches.
2. Headaches. They're caused by sports.
3. People who beat animals. What a bunch of retards.
4. Eminem. It's hard to believe people actually buy his CDs.
5. Hugh Heffner. The reason there are so many divorces today.
6. Christina Aguilera. You know, there's such a thing as *too* much self-confidence.
7. Undressed. I don't think I've ever watched a show with worse actors, or storylines.
8. School. I've gotta go there on Tuesday... ugh.
9. People who don't like Daria.
10. Pop-up ads.
11. Marge Simpson. What? She sneaks meat juice into Lisa's food!
12. Tom Sloane (Daria's boyfriend). The man must die...
13. Idle Hands. The worse movie ever made.
14. Obsessive-compulsive disorder. It gets on your nerves. Wait... nerves. Nerves. Nerves. Okay.
15. McDonald's. If they'd really love to see me smile, they'd shut their stupid restaurant down.
16. Crackheads. Do I attract those weirdos, or what? They follow me around saying stuff that doesn't make any sense.
17. Running into people who think you're someone else.
18. That chick who went out with my crush into kindergarten, did better than me in first grade, pushed me off my bike in 3rd grade, pushed me off the bleachers in 7th grade, and still hates me for absolutely no reason now.
19. Frizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
20. People who think I want a bunch of porn mail.
Okay, that should just about do it. The world would be better without these things. Yep...
--Holly
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