Tuesday, September 12, 2000

Polycystic Retardation

Welp... whether you want to hear about this or not, I went to a gynocologyst this morning. She told me I was supposed to be going to someone else, but that they didn't like women, so she had to take care of me.

The thing is... I have this weird thing called polycystic ovarian disorder. I found out today that it's the main reason I've been fat my entire life! That part of it is treatable, and that's cool, but you know what sucks? She said it's going to be really hard for me to have kids because of this. And I want kids! Dern. This is gonna suck.

I PLAY STEEL DRUMS!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO! It's fun as heck, Vern. Okay, welp, see ya.

--Loyal Daria Freak,
Holly the "Holy" Zintel ():-)

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