This means something... this is important!

And I'm not just talking about the mashed potato sculpture I made! This survey's pretty nifty. I stole it from FictionGirl.

1. You're walking through the woods--who are you with? My mommy.
2. You see an animal--what is it? A cat like the one in Alice in Wonderland.
3. What do you do to the animal? Figure it's a hallucination brought on by all those wild berries we ate, and walk on.
4. There's a house in the woods--what kind is it? It's Ricky Martin's house.
5. Is there a fence around the house? No. He figures no one will break in 'cause his house is in the middle of the woods.
6. There's a table inside--what's on it? Ricky Martin and... BRITNEY SPEARS?! How dare she cheat on Justin Timberlake!
7. In the back yard, there's a drinking vessel--what kind? A 44 ounce Slurpee cup.
8. What do you do with it? Since it's full of Mountain Dew Slurpee, I pick it up and drink out of it.
9. Behind the house there is a body of water--what kind? A man-made lake, created just for Ricky Martin's enjoyment.
10. How do you cross it? Take the Ferry.

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what it all means

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.--Makes sense.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.--Oh... I'd say the fact that the animal is a hallucination is more significant here.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal as your representative of how you deal with your problems.--Yep, that's about right.
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.--No, I wouldn't say that...
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.--Yeah, that's true.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.--Woo hoo! I'm happy!
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1.--Ah, crap.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.--Huh.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.--Heheh, cool.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.--Wow, really? Guess it's not that important, huh?