Top Ten Hottest Guys

So, here it is. My list of the top ten hottest guys in the world. If you feel that you're a hot guy, don't feel bad that you're not on here because, to be fair, I haven't seen all the guys in the world. But then again, maybe you're not as hot as you thought you were. Anyway, it's really personality that counts with me, but I won't be making a list of the top ten guys with best personalities. Because, you know. It wouldn't be any fun.

10. "Weird Al" Yankovic

What do you mean he's not sexy? You'd better believe he is! Have you ever been to one of his concerts and seen him kick his leg up past his head? That's hotter than hell! And also, he's a vegetarian. Nothing is hotter than that. Plus, he's hilarious.

9. T.R. Knight

That's right, I think George O'Malley is one of the sexiest guys ever. And hecks no, I don't think "McDreamy" is hot at all. In fact, he's bloody obnoxious, and I want to punch him in the face. But George is sweet and wonderful and I just want to cuddle with him. Adorable.

8. Daniel Radcliffe

Yeah, I know it's creepy for me to think he's hot. But he's really seventeen now, so technically. No! NO! Not cool, Holly. Back off. Well, alright. Maybe it's just that he's Harry Potter, and that's what makes him so hot. ...No. No, that's not it. Still, I'd better shut up before I get into a lot of trouble.

7. Jason Wade

Ah, Lifehouse's front-man. Listen to the guy's voice. It's all deep, but it can also get really high... and oh man, sometimes it sort of crackles and you're like, whoa! That was hot. At least, I am.

6. Jonathan Jackson

I spent a good chunk of my childhood planning my wedding to this guy, but he went and got married without me. Crap. Anyhoo, you might remember him from General Hospital, where he was the only one to ever decently portray the character of Lucky Spencer. Mmm... he's one of those sensitevely sexy, God-fearing sorts of hot. Pretty lovely.

5. Adrian Brody

A lot of people don't realize that he's hot. They probably haven't seen his sexy nose, eyes, and that scene in King Kong where he didn't have a shirt on.

4.Ewan McGregor

Oh man, did you see him in Moulin Rouge? He was all like, singing to that hooker, and crying all over the place. It was so hot. His eyes are gorgeous, and he sometimes has a sexy-liscious British accent.

3. Matt.

He's a friend of mine who is hot. He's so hot, he's a lifeguard, even. That's a pretty hot job if you as me. See, look at him. But don't touch him unless you're a man. A man named Jerry, who is his boyfriend.


2. Jerry

My best friend. He's really hot too, especially since he's usually full of hot coffee drinks. And he can sing better than Ewan McGregor, which is the hottest thing one can possibly do. Also, he can act. It's sexy. But don't touch him either unless your name is Matt, and your picture is right above.

1. Johnny Depp

People magazine was close when they said he was the hottest man of the year. But I'm sure what they meant to say was that he's the hottest man ever. Oooh, he can act too. You would know this if you had seen any one of his movies. And just check him out. Even his toe nails are hot. Probably. Captain Jack Sparrow is probably his hottest character yet. Mmm, fencing...

The Cheat is Not Dead. Neither is Holly

Wow. I used to have an online diary! Look! Amazing. Okay, look. I'm really sorry, but I've been distracted. Yes, for the past year. I'm sorry I haven't gotten around to writing, but I'm going to make up for it right now... with a survey! ...Of sorts. Okay, who's ready for the popular internet game... Guess the Song Title! You all know the rules! I listen to random songs on my iPod and type some'a the lyrics in here and you all get to waste time guessing which song the lyrics came from! And I'll even throw in a bonus and give you pictures of who the lyrics are by! Huzzah! Heeeeeeeeeeeere we go!

1. I would die for you... I would die for you. I've been dying just to feel you by my side. To know that you're mine. I will cry for you, I will cry for you. I will wash away your pain with all my tears and drown your fear.

2. From the first breath of her life, she flew straight into my arms. I used to catch her from the swings when she was 5. Now she dances on the wind in a world as hard as stone. She's so anxious to begin and read to fly.

3. We were drawn from the wheels. We were brave like soldiers, falling down under the pale moonlight. You were holding me like someone broken and I couldn't tell you but I'm telling you now: just let me hold you while you're falling apart.

4. What's the time? Well, it's gotta be close to midnight. My body's talking to me. It says time for danger. It says I wanna commit a crime. Wanna be the cause of a fight. Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger.

5. I can't be losing sleep over this, no I can't. And now I cannot stop pacing. Give me a few hours, I'll have this all sorted out. If my mind would just stop racing... 'Cause I cannot stand still. I can't be there so sturdy. This cannot be happening.

6. It's like you're a drug. It's like you're a demon I can't face down, it's like I'm stuck... It's like I'm running from you all the time. And I know I let you have all the power. It's like the only company I seek is misery all around. It's like you're a leech... sucking the life from me.

7. I worry I weigh 3 times my body. I worry I throw my fear around. But this morning, there's a calm I can't explain. The rock candy's melted, only diamonds now remain. By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone.

8. Hold me now... stop the morning light from breaking, something's coming over me. I don't know what it is I'm saving. The clock ticks by and it just might change everything. If I don't give you all that's waiting, who knows what tomorrow will bring?

9. Well... the Poopsmith, he could talk. And Mazipan would rock. And the stick would be this big ol' tree who tried to eat everyone except the Cheat and me. And the King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.

10. We went to the coffee/tea shop on our first date... and it started off great. We made with the talkingn and it was just fine but it soon turned into that awkward silence and I didn't know what to do next. So we sat there with all the couple kissing. And soon, things began deteriorating. And you began turning into the human hosepipe.

11. I had it tough when I was just a little kid; it didn't matter what I thought, it didn't matter what I did. I felt the doubt for what I lacked right from the start. It did a number on my head, but it could never touch my heart. 'Cause I had just enough imagination, just enough to keep the faith.

12. I linger in the doorway of alarm clocks screaming, monsters calling my name. Let me stay where the wind will whisper to me. Where the raindrops, as they're falling, tell a story. In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby, I lie inside myself for hours, then watch my purple sky fly over me.

13. Creeping up on you is the wrong thing to do. I found your address, got you phone number too. Visit all the stores where you buy all your clothes. Been to secret places you think nobody knows. If I have to live without you, nobody could. I need to be around you, watching you.

14. It's so quiet, walking along the edge. It won't be long now till I forget who I am. I am so afraid to move forward. All the mistakes I've made surround me. So I run away. I cannot face what I'm throwing away. It's just as well. You could always tell when I was hollow.

15. They were the sweetest wonds I've ever heard, my heart could barely take it in, like water offered to the lips of a tired and thirsty man. 'Cause it's a tangled web I've woven and I don't know all the reasons, but it amazes me to wake up to your mercy every morning.

16. Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you. Actually, on second though, well, I suppose I could. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest. Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good. Now it seems to me, I'm relatively lucky. I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more. I honestly can say you're an above-average lady. You're almost just what I've been looking for.

17. Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says, "It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied, and I hope that you got that shirt at half-price." And every word I say falls flat on the floor. I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before.

18. Move your body like a hairy troll learning how to rock and roll. Spin around like a crazy elf dancing by himself. Get down like a unicorn. No stopping till the break of dawn. Put your hands up in the air... like an ogre who just don't care.

19. We like to buy, we like to spend, to keep up with the latest trends, but we don't get no satisfaction living like a slave to fashion. No more thinking for yourself... just get it off a shelf. Oh, why be perfect? No, it's not worth it. Don't be so obsessed. Come on, give it a rest. This is not some contest. Just do your best. 'Cause nobody's perfect.

20. I don't want to stand on a stage with a sword. I went to a pantomime once. I was bored. I'm not a poetical sort of a person like you. When I need a poem, the street and the gutters will do. There's Tommy Flannigan who lights the gas lamps. 190 lamps in Phoenix Pack alone. He's done it drunk for over 57 years... in Dublin.

Here's hoping I'll write a real entry before 2007! Woo!

<3, Holly

Straight Eye For the Queer Guy

Holly's Headlines or Things Holly Has Learned Recently

• Hugging Jerry is good; colds are gross


• New theatre class not up to students' standards


• Holly is cast as Alice in Lost, a confused character who is basically Holly herself


• Meg and Jerry are cast in Interiors as the dirty psyches of proper people


• Kyle is cast as normal guy Dan in Scuba Lessons


• Columbiaville Mansion will be transformed... (Harold Ziddler style) INTO A THEATRE! Kyle will be in charge of the plays, Jerry will be directing, and all four of us will be acting. Our first show will be Rebecca


• Kyle and Meg move in with Jerry; color is introduced to his apartment


• At Holly's 20th birthday dinner, we discovered that Jerry would marry Holly had he been born straight


• Sarah will be giving birth to Kaitlin Marie any time now

So theatre class is not entirely thrilling this semester. Lori, the only theatre teacher I've ever had, has quit. We all thought Lori was the best thing since sliced bread, even the folks who'd had other theatre teachers. Lori let us use our imaginations and play around with our scripts. I Hate Hamlet was the best experience of my life... and no, it wasn't just the all the physical interaction with Jerry. *Grins* But that was definitely a plus. That play was a challenge. I learned to speak with a German accent for the role, Jerry and I actually had to learn to dance, the boys had to figure out how they should sit while wearing tights... It was incredible, the whole experience. The main thing was that Lori encouraged us to have so much fun with the play. When our work was done, we still wanted to go to J.W.'s and hang out. I had my 2 first kisses there with my fellow theatre students, Chris and a very drunk Jerry (he seems to turn straight when he's drinking, so you'd think I'd approve of his love of alcohol, wouldn't you?).

This semester, our teacher is Amy. She doesn't seem to enjoy our idiotic antics nearly as much as Lori did. And instead of doing one whole play, we'll be doing short little plays that should confuse the audience nicely. She likes yelling at Jerry, Meg & Kyle for swearing, but she's just assigned Jerry and Meg to parts where they say dirty, dirty things that will do a wonderful job of offending my grandparents. Kyle will, of course, be playing the attractive guy who gets the attractive girl. And I've got the part of the confused girl who has no clue what's going on with anything in life. Do you see what's happening here? We're all playing ourselves. There's no challenge here. *Sigh* But I'm sure it'll be sort of entertaining. And hey, what am I complaining about? I got a part. *Smacks self and promply resumes writing entry in usual Happy-Go-Lucky-Holly manner*The fun news is, Meg & Kyle have moved in with Jerry! Last Wednesday, after theatre, Jerry and Meg stayed in the car and were sad about their exes while Kyle and I moved his and Meg's things inside the apartment. It turns out that Straight Boy knows how to decorate, and he really surprised the heck outta me when he put in Savage Garden to work to. Who knew the gay guy would suck at decorating, and the straight guy would be so good at it? Eventually, Meg and Jerry came in and the full-out decorating & consumption of Jerry's awesome vegan tacos began. I've never seen Jerry's apartment look so neat... and so colorful. Meg's big, red Buddha umbrella hangs in the corner above Jerry's beautiful wicker and glass table. Kyle's picture of our cast from The Elvis Monolouges is upstairs in what is now his and Meg's bedroom. Meg & Kyle hung her huge purple tapestry on the upstairs ceiling while I snapped pictures galore. We all got little-kid excited by the end of the night, and I caught this hilarious candid video of Jerry that he's very upset about. We've dubbed the place The Theatre Apartment, and plan to film a sitcom starring the four of us called Creative Differences. T'will be very lovely indeed.

<3, Holly

Madlib Charades

5 good things to touch

1. My kitties' fur. Daria's fur is all punked up and soft, and Amy's is puffy and fluffy. *Hugs fur babies*

2. My dog, Chyna's fur. It's not nearly as soft as kitty fur, but the fact that Chyna appreciates being pet much more than Daria and Amy do, I love petting her.

3. My computer keyboard. Clicking away on these keys makes most of my stress go away.

4. Those nifty watersnakes you can buy at joke shops and the Rainforest Cafe. Hee, you never know when it's going to slip out of your hands! Fun, fun, fun.

5. Play-Dough. Is there anything more fun to touch than that?


Five things you'd buy with $1,000

1. Perfume that I am not allergic to. *Glares at Cancun perfume*

2. A nice, working stereo for my mom.

3. A treadmill. This whole "do stupid dance moves I learned when I was still in dance class" workout routine I've recently picked up is not nearly as fun as walking on a treadmill.

4. Lots of Peta merchandise for both Mom and myself.

5. A professional painter person to paint my room in blue and green tones for me.


5 things you've owned over the past ten years

1. Jodie, my luffly blue and purple teddy bear.

2. All of the very talented Miss Amy Grant's CDs.

3. A ventriliquist dummy that I quickly began to fear, before handing it over to the folks at Goodwill.

4. The Sims... and numerous Sims expansion packs.

5. My AIDS awareness bracelet.


5 Cravings

1. Olive Garden breadsticks and angel hair with marinara (not to mention their awesome peach iced tea.

2. To be able to hang out with Zach, Sarah and Bobby like I used to do every single weekend.




3. A trip to Vegas--and Disney World and Cedar Point, while we're at it--with all my theatre kiddos, friends from elsewhere, and family members!

4. To have some puppies and/or kitties here at Dad's house.

5. Lots of money so I could give it to my mom, and then perhaps she wouldn't have to work anymore.


5 current songs

1. "Avenue of the Stars"--Jennifer Love Hewitt

2. "I'm Still Here"--Johnny Rzeznik

3. "Free"--Faith Hill

4. "What a Way to Wanna Be"--Shania Twain

5. "How Long"--Lifehouse


5 Current Thoughts

1. My birthday is so totally happening in 8 days!*Throws confetti everywhere*

2. Wow... I hope to one day find a guy as good as Don.

3. Cramps are 0 fun.

4. I just joined "Kindred Spirits", the best dang Harry/Hermione fan site anywhere!

5. I've got to get started on my research paper for English (on the historical figures that the Clone High characters are clones of). This is going to be sooper fun!


5 Most Wanted Items

1. Pretty new aqua-colored sources of light for my room @ Dad's.

2. A good part in the upcoming play.

3. Some iron-on transfers so I can make numerous Harry Potter shirts & hoodies.

4. The Anastasia DVD.

5. $5,000,000,000 to give to Mom.


Hi kids! How are things? Things are going just swimmingly for me, thank you... if you ignore the fact that for the past few days, I've had a sty on the inside of my freaking eyelid! Can you saw, "YEEEEEE-OUUUUUUCH"? But I'm better now...

Theatre is still the proud owner of my Best Class Ever award. The antics of my nutty fellow classmates this past Wednesday were over-the-top hilarious! *Chortles* We played a wonferfully creative version of Charades that can only be compared to Mad Libs. One member of the class would go outside the auditorium while those of us still inside thought up a noun, an adjective and a verb. Our first Charades character was played by Jason, who portrayed a "Gay, Romping Squirrel"... which wasn't too much of a stretch for him. *Snorts* Then the person who'd waited outside would have to guess what the heck Jason was doing. *Puts Hollarious Stamp of Approval on theatre kids' foreheads.


--Holly :-D

Germans From Russia is the Part-ay of the Year

On Sunday, I went to the annual Germans From Russia Christmas party with my grandma and grandpa Z. My brother, Zach and my cousins, Lindsay and Jennifer used to come with us, but they all think they're too cool for it now. I, on the other hand, simply love Germans from Russia, and look forward to it all year long. We buy raffle tickets, eat a huge, delcious and extravagent meal, then sing Christmas songs and wait to see who won the Christmas gifts in the raffle. I sat across from a 9-year-old boy who really reminded me of Zach when he was 9. This kid, Alex, was an aspiring cartoonist (like Zach), seemed to enjoy trying to set his program on fire with the candle at the table (like Zach and Jennifer used to do) and could remember only the German number for "six"--"Sex" (like Zach). After we ate, 3 women introduced themselves as our entertainment, and began playing instruments that were said to be over 1,000 years old. The music was awesomely Christmasie, despite what Alex said about it. I had never won anything at Germans From Russia in my life, but this year, I sure did! I won 4 prizes, which is ridiculous, considering there are only about 12 prizes, and roughly 100 guests at Germans From Russia. I won a huge Christmasie table center piece containing aromatherapeutic candles, a Jesus tree ornament, a box of delectable chocolate praline seashells and a loaf of homemade rye bread. I think Grandma was kind of mad that I won all that stuff, as she usually wins a ton of stuff there. She said, "Holl, you won too much; I'm taking this loaf of bread you won." And she did, heh.

Zach and I at Bronners when we were littleYOUR HOLIDAY FAVORITES

1.) COOKIE: Peanut butter with a Hershey's Kiss on top. My mommy makes these lovely creations.

2.) CANDY: Reeses Christmas trees.

3.) MAIN COURSE: The Chic Max sub from Blimpies. The grandparents Shoup order us subs for Christmas Eve, and the veggie max that is fake chicken is simply delicious

.4.) STORE: Bronners in Frankenmuth, all the way.

5.) COLOR OF OUTDOOR LIGHTS: Pastels. We have the white icicle kind, but I wish to have pastels. *Pouts*

6.) TYPE OF TREE: Absolutely artificial!

7.) COLOR LIGHTS ON TREE: Numerous white ones, and they must be on that slow twinkle setting that looks like falling snow.

8.) TREE TOPPER: Angel! The one here @ Dad's has fiber optic wings, and she's simply luffly, but the one Mom's online friend made for her is full of angelic fun as well.

9.) ORNAMENTS or BALLS: Both. My favorite tree decoration is my first pair of shoes. They say "Holly Rachael" in fancy gold letting on the soles, and they're gnarley.

10.) GARLAND or TINSEL: Tinsel, all the way! Tinsel was my very first kitty cat, and I loved her muchly.

11.) HIDNG PLACE FOR GIFTS: Dad's closet.

12.) BEST TOY YOU EVER GOT FOR CHRISTMAS: My Belica doll, Rachael. Her hair was the prettiest thing I've ever seen.

13.) THING TO WEAR TO BED CHRISTMAS EVE: My new pajamas! For as long as I can remember, my mommy has given us our new pajamas on Christmas Eve, and she has excellent taste in comfy bed-wear. *Hugs Mom*

14.) TIME YOU GOT UP CHRISTMAS MORNING AS A KID: Around 5 or 6:00 A.M. I actually don't remember ever falling asleep on Christmas Eve, but I definitely remember waking up with my stocking in my arms. Mom always snuck into our rooms and put our stockings in our beds so we could go through them right when we woke up.

15.) TIME YOU GOT UP CHRISTMAS MORNING LAST YEAR: 6:30, but only because Zach made me. He got out of work and decided everyone should get up. *Makes an angry/sleepy face*

16.) DO YOU ENJOY SENDING OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS: Absolutely! Haven't done it in a while, though...

17.) HOW DO YOU DISPLAY THE CARDS YOU RECEIVE? We tape them up around the big wooden-frame (door substitute) that leads into the family room.

18.) HOT CHOCOLATE, EGG NOG or APPLE CIDER: Hot chocolate and Soy Nog with apple cider for desert. *Nods happily*

19.) ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I'm a proud no-alcohol girl.

20.) DO YOU HAVE A NATIVITY IN YOUR HOME? Indeed we do!

21.) HOLIDAY SONG: "Welcome to Our World" by Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith.

22.) HOLIDAY MOVIE: Prancer, The Santa Clause 1 & 2 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

23.) BEST HOLIDAY EPISODE OF A TV SHOW YOU EVER SAW: One Life to Live in 1995.

24.) HOLIDAY TV SPECIAL YOU EVER SAW: Garfield's Christmas but I also love Charlie Brown's.

25.) DO YOU WRAP THE GIFTS YOU PUT IN A STOCKING: Nope.

26.) HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THERE WAS NO SANTA CLAUS? Alright, now it's just a lie that there's no Santa Claus.

27.) HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? Well, Zach and Mom kind of sat me down and tried to convince me that there was no Santa Claus when I was 11.

28.) HOW DID YOU TAKE THE NEWS? I thought they were B.S.ing me then, and I still do. There is a Santa Claus, I tell you!

29.) DO YOU GO TO CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE/CHRISTMAS MORNING? Christmas Eve night. It's always the highlight of my year; we have a beautiful candle-lit service where we all stand and sing "Silent Night" and "O Holy Night" for half an hour, then hand out hugs instead of our usual "May the peace of Christ be with you" handshakes, and everything seems right in the world. *Beams*

30.) WHEN DO YOU TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS DOWN? After New Year's.

--Holly :-D

Bowling For Burritos

Man, I wish I had the makings for a bean burrito, or a car to go to Taco Bell in. Oh well. I suppose I'll just fill out this survey that I stole from Living in Excess.

list your favorite memories.
1. Getting my first pet for Christmas when I was 7. She was a gorgeous yet rather violent purr-cat named Tinsel.



2. Spying on my mom and a guy she met online with Zach and Sarah. We used code names and sat in a corner booth with menus over our faces. T'was luffly until Zachary blew our cover.
3. Going on a Vegas Vacation with my entire family. Grandma Z. stole a bunch of Luxor "Do not disturb" signs for all us kids and Zach and Lindsay had fun knocking on people's doors and running away.
4. Staying up late in the summer with Zach, watching Conan and Letterman.
5. Shopping in Tawas with Mom when I was little.

list the components of your perfect day.
1. Waking up at the Rio in Las Vegas.
2. Eating at Planet Hollywood in Caesar's Forum with my family, friends and J.K. Rowling.
3. Spending most of the day buying all the toys and various merchandise in the Harry Potter room at FAO Shwartz.
4. Hanging out with Dave at the Flamingo Hilton garden/pool area so we could play with the flamingos, penguins and Japenese Koi.
5. Challenging various unsuspecting people to games of air hockey in the Luxor arcade.

list the music that has changed your life.
1. Amy Grant
2. Lifehouse
3. Avril Lavigne
4. Wilson Phillips
5. Savage Garden/Darren Hayes

list some people who have really changed your life.
1. Mom
2. All my favorite family members
3. Sarah
4. Randi
5. All my theatre pals


list your addictions.
1. Harry Potter
2. Daria
3. Port Charles
4. Disney movies
5. Music. You know, the good kind.

Well, that was fun, but now I suppose I should mention that fact that I got Lifehouse's new CD, Stanley Climbfall, and it... is... AWESOME! My favorite songs on it are "Anchor" and "Am I Ever Gonna Find Out?" The lyrics to "Anchor" are exactly what I think Harry thinks about Hermione. Yeah, yeah, I know you people think they're fictional, but are you absolutely certain? *Grins dorkily* AHEM. Anyhoo, check out the chorus to "Anchor" and tell me it doesn't sound perfect for Harry and Hermione:
"I know I will never be alone. You will never let me go. You are my anchor. Hold my hand while I'm sinking in the sand. No one else could understand. You are my anchor."
*Dorky grin returns* I love it. My dad bought me a luffly light blue sweater-jacket-thing. 'Tis wonderful. *Hugs and handshakes*

--Holly :-D

*Swings Golf Club* FOUR!

If you haven't read "A Kiss Isn't Just a Kiss" by Elia Sheldon, you're a poophead! If you're tired of being such a poophead, then you can click on this link, then read and read and read until there is no more reading to do.
A Kiss Isn't Just a Kiss If you enjoy being an infernal poophead, and don't want to read the story, I'll understand. *Waits* REEEEAAAD IT! READ IT, I SAY!

Stolen from: aeva et maria

What are 4 things people call you and why?


1. Holly--because they know my name
2. Daria--because they obviously don't know my name, but know that I was obsessed with Daria for years.
3. Holly Rachael--because they like doing things the lengthy way
4. HR--because they like the 1st 2 innitials of my name, but not the last one.


Name 4 bad habits you have:


1. Cracking all of my joints
2. Quoting TV shows, Harry Potter and internet bumper stickers, in every-day conversations
3. Trying to convince my doctor that everyone eats ten meals a day
4. Filling out survey after survey after...


Name 4 people currently on your bad side:


1. Osoma Bin Laden
2. Sadam Hussane
3. Satan
4. Jon, the Sim I created, who's too lazy to do anything but sit in the freaking hot tub.


Name 4 scents you love:


1. Strawberry
2. Pumpkin
3. Peanut butter fudge
4. Freshly-baked sugar cookies


Name 4 things you'd never wear:


1. A thong. "Seems like it'd just cut ya in two every time you bowl!"--Jeff Foxworthy
2. A dickie.
3. Pants that are twelve sizes too big for me (sadly, I know many people who do this).
4. A T-shirt that proclaims, "I heart Eminem!"


Name 4 things you like:


1. Harry Potter
2. Theater class
3. Kitties
4. Doggies


Name 4 TV shows you love:


1. Daria
2. Port Charles
3. Johnny Bravo
4. The Simpsons


Name 4 celebrities you don't like:


1. Eminem
2. Kid Rock
3. Howard Stern
4. The American Idol A-hole


Name 4 drinks you regularly drink:


1. Vanilla soy milk
2. Iced tea
3. Diet, caffiene-free Coke (shut up, it's what my dad buys!)
4. Cafe caramel chillers from the Coffee Beanery


Name 4 places you'd like to visit:


1. Las Vegas (for the thousandth time, heh)
2. King's Cross Station so I can ask where I can find Platform 9 3/4.
3. Disney World (yes, again)
4. The Olive Garden, daily.


Give 4 random facts about your family:


1. My grandma Z. enjoys being contrary
2. My parents have been divorced for five years, but I live with both of them, on different days
3. My brother is a security guard
4. My grandpa Shoup can play just about every musical intrument there is.


Name 4 random facts about yourself:


1. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder
2. I have no musical talent, but enjoy singing 24/7, nevertheless.
3. I think gym should be banned from all schools, instead of required
4. I am a vegetarian


What are the 4 defining moments of your life?


1. Meeting my two favorite soap stars
2. Dancing on stage with my fave singer, Amy Grant
3. When I got that rock stuck in my knee
4. The time I broke my ankle in 2 places & sprained the other.


Name 4 other questions this survey should have had:


1. What are your 4 favorite pasta toppings?
2. Name your 4 favorite U.S. presidents
3. Name 4 things you liked when you were 4
4. What are your four favorite songs?

20 Things to Do Before I Die

Time: 3:38 P.M.
I'm Wearing: A rather patriotic shirt w/ shorts.
My Hair Is: Up.
I Last Ate: Raison Bran w/ soy milk for breakfast.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Daddy Wasn't There"--Austin Powers
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I've shamelessly stolen this idea from the awesome Elbereth Githoniel. Now, here are some things I must do before I bite the dust.

20 Things to Do Before I Die

1. Visit Red Lobster with a group of Peta members, and beat the cooks with picket signs until they let my lobster pals go.
2. Win a contest for filling out the most online surveys of anyone in the world.
3. Create a Crayola crayon color.
4. Hang out with Mike Myers and Dana Carvey so I could see them reenact Wayne's World scenes.
5. Kiss the creator of Johnny Bravo for being so bloody brilliant.
6. Come up with a nifty theme for a casino in my favorite town, Las Vegas.
7. Gather enough money to buy my mom an awesome house right next to Amy Grant's and Vince Gill's.
8. Meet all o' my online pals.
9. Track Glenn Eichler down and convince him to make new episodes of the best show of all time, Daria.
10. Appear on the best soap opera ever, Port Charles.
11. Speaking of Port Charles, marry and have children with the hottest man alive, Brian Gaskill (he plays Rafe).
12. Open my own matchmaking service that would hook people up according to which cartoons they like best.
13. Create my own T-shirt business that sells Harry Potter shirts.
14. Have dinner at the best restaurant ever, the Olive Garden, with J.K. Rowling, and try to pry some info on the next HP book out of her.
15. Go to the Brooklyn Bridge with a couple of friends and yell as loud as possible, like David, Jack and Boots in Newsies.
16. Give cable internet and Harry Potter books to needy children. Those things are very important in shaping a child's future. *Nods as if she knows what she's talking about*
17. Attatch video cameras to the fronts of roller coasters so that people may purchase the tape of themselves screaming their heads off, instead of just a lousy picture.
18. Attend an awards show so I can get all dressed up and hang out with Tobey Maguire and Julia Stiles.
19. Hug "Weird Al" Yankovic for being the best guy ever.
20. Watch my brother's cartoon, Jon's Posse, on TV.
--Holly Rachael :-D

Wacka-dacka-doo-doo-yeah!

Stolen From: .+.DeViLiShAnGeL.+.

[[09 Things You're Looking Forward To]]
1. The movie version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
2. Cedar Point trip next week.
3. Vegas trip next month.
4. Seeing the Powerpuff Girls movie... sometime soon!
5. Seeing Sarah. I miss my friend! *Cries*.
6. Meeting the Sk8er Boi of my dreams. *Sigh*.
7. Christmas.
8. Figuring out how to watch the freaking deleted scenes on the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone DVD.
9. Winning 5 million dollars. *Crosses fingers*

[[07 Things That Annoy You]
1. Eminem.
2. People who refuse to watch a cartoon because they think cartoons are childish. *Glares at morons*.
3. My dog's 4 A.M. whining session.
4. When people talk like drunken sailors.
5. People who think Harry Potter isn't cool.
6. People who think Daria isn't cool.
7. When guys claim to need porn.

[[06 Things You Touch Every Day]]
1. Soy milk.
2. Eyeshadow.
3. A remote of some type.
4. My CDs.
5. The computer.
6. My hair.

[[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]]
1. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone.
2. Newsies
3. Spider-man

[[02 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment]]
1. "Ode to Harry Potter"--Switchblade Kittens
2. "Sk8er Boi"--Avril Lavigne

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Time: 4:51 P.M.
I'm Wearing: White shirt with... uh... diamonds, shorts and purple tennis shoes
I Last Ate: Raison Nut Bran
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Things I'll Never Say" by Avril Lavinge
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I got the idea for the "20 songs" thing from someone else's diary... but I don't rememeber who's diary it was. Okay, well... sorry, whoever you are! Good idea! And I got the rest from Samantha.

Holly's Top Twenty Favorite Movies

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
2. Newsies
3. Spider-man
4. Kate & Leopold
5. Serendipity
6. Xanadu
7. Moulin Rouge
8. Heartbreakers
9. Frequency
10. Bring It On
11. Where the Heart Is
12. The Little Mermaid
13. Wayne's World 1 & 2
14. Office Space
15. Nothing to Lose
16. Pay It Forward
17. Anastasia
18. Shrek
19. Prince of Egypt
20. Disney's Tarzan


Top 30 Bands/Singers

1. Lifehouse
2. Amy Grant
3. Michael W. Smith
4. "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Darren Hayes
6. 98 Degrees
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Westlife
9. Plus One
10. Blessid Union of Souls
11. Paula Abdul
12. Jennifer Love Hewitt
13. Garbage
14. Scarlet Road (frontman Jonathan Jackson)
15. 'N Sync
16. Backstreet Boys
17. Britney Spears
18. Avril Lavigne
19. Pink
20. The Offspring
21. Bif Naked
22. Semisonic
23. Fastball
24. Bryan Adams
25. Josie and the Pussycats
26. Jennifer Paige
27. 2Ge+her
28. Soul Decision
29. Mariah Carey
30. Nickelback

Top 30 Songs

1. "Everything"--Lifehouse
2. "Ask Me"--Amy Grant
3. "Simon"--Lifehouse
4. "Imagine/Sing the Wondrous Love of Jesus"--Amy Grant
5. "What About the Love"--Amy Grant
6. "I Believe in Love"--Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. "Only Hope"--Mandy Moore
8. "Creepin' Up On You"--Darren Hayes
9. "The World Will Know"--The Newsies
10. "Why (Are We Still Friends)"--98 Degrees
11. "The Way You Want Me To"--98 Degrees
12. "Magic"--Olivia Newton John
13. "Hero"--Chad Kroeger
14. "Too Bad"--Nickelback
15. "The Middle"--Jimmy Eat World
16. "Calling Down an Angel"--Plus One
17. "My Private Movie"--Westlife
18. "The Holly Techno"--Holly Zintel
19. "The Zach Techno"--Zach Zintel
20. "Freakin' Friends"--Mystik Spiral
21. "Insatiable"--Darren Hayes
22. "His Eye is On the Sparrow"--Jessica Simpson
23. "A Matter of Time"--Michael W. Smith
24. "The Prodigal"--Amy Grant
25. "This is Your Time"--Michael W. Smith
26. "I Want a New Duck"--"Weird Al" Yankovic
27. "Everything You Know is Wrong"--"Weird Al" Yankovic
28. "I'm Gonna Love You"--Jennifer Love Hewitt
29. "Storybook Life"--Blessid Union of Souls
30. "I Won't Say I'm In Love"--Megara, Hercules


Top 15 Cartoons
1. Daria
2. Johnny Bravo
3. The Simpsons
4. The Powerpuff Girls
5. Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
6. The Critic
7. Futurama
8. The Family Guy
9. Bugs and Daffy
10. Mission Hill
11. Time Squad
12. Sheep in the Big City
13. Doug
14. Garfield and Friends
15. Dexter's Laboratory

Top 10 Shows of All Time
1. Port Charles
2. General Hospital
3. One Life to Live
4. All My Children
5. Norm
6. The Rosie O'Donnell Show
7. The Bachelor
8. The Late Show With David Letterman
9. Late Night With Conan O'Brien
10. The Man Show (yeah, yeah, I know)

And there you have it.

--Holly Rachael :-D

AH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!

Seven things that scare you:

1. Spiders (and bugs in general)
2. Being alone
3. Statues
4. My car
5. The movie Poltergeist
6. The bag lady who lives in the Arby's parking lot.
7. Centipedes

Seven things you love (in no order):

1. My family
2. My friends
3. My pets
4. Harry Potter
5. Daria
6. Vacations to Las Vegas and Disney World
7. Johnny Bravo

Seven things you hate:

1. Eminem
2. Satan
3. Osoma Bin Laden
4. Racism
5. Howard Stern
6. When you're eating and you run out of pop, but you don't want to get up.
7. The wrappers they put on DVDs.


Seven things in your room:

1. Bed
2. Desk
3. Book case
4. TV
5. Playstation
6. Clothes
7. Stuffed animals


Seven random facts about you:

1. I'm a vegetarian/animal rights activist
2. I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, and other stupid things along that line.
3. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter
4. I'm obsessed with Daria
5. I'm a Christian
6. I once danced on stage with Amy Grant
7. My parents got divorced when I was 13.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Get married
2. Have kids
3. Purchase a horse, and other cool pets
4. Do some acting
5. Meet J.K. Rowling
6. Move to Vegas... or at least, spend a huge amount of time there.
7. Donate a bunch of money to PETA

Seven things you can do well:

1. Type
2. Write
3. Impersonate my grandma Z.
4. Cheer people up
5. Memorize things
6. Play Crazy Taxi (this is getting pathetic)
7. ...Does sitting online for long periods of time count?


Seven Things You Can't Do:

1. Whistle
2. Snap my fingers
3. Finish what I started
4. Pay attention
5. Refrain from worrying about everything
6. Draw something that is not a person
7. Cook


Top Seven songs people should give a listen:

1. "Simon"--Lifehouse
2. "Only Hope"--Mandy Moore
3. "I Belive in Love"--Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. "Calling Down an Angel"--Plus One
5. "What About the Love?"--Amy Grant
6. "Insatiable"--Darren Hayes
7. "Waffle King"--"Weird Al" Yankovic

Seven Celebrity Kisses:

1. Jonathan Jackson (used to be Lucky on General Hospital)
2. Brian Gaskill (Rafe on Port Charles)
3. Nick Lachey (98 Degrees hottie)
4. Jason Wade (Lifehouse hottie)
5. J.C. Chasez ('N Sync hottie)
6. Shane West (Eli on Once & Again; Landon in A Walk to Remember)
7. Billy Campbell (Rick on Once & Again)


Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:

1. Hilariousness
2. Good manners
3. Animal lover
4. Family-oriented
5. Obsessed with similar things as me
6. Drug and alcohol free
7. Hotness (sorry, I had to say it. When it comes down to it, however, it doesn't matter).


Top Seven favorite movies (no particular order):

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
2. Heartbreakers
3. Serendipity
4. The Little Mermaid
5. Aladdin
6. Shrek
7. Kate & Leopold

Top Seven things you say the most:

1. "Absolutely."
2. "Indeed."
3. "That was bloody brilliant!"
4. "Holy crap!"
5. "Let's go on vacation."
6. "I'm hungry."
7. "Rockin'."


Seven Places you would Love to Visit:

1. Las Vegas (again)
2. Disney World (again)
3. Disney Land (for a change)
4. London (to see where they filmed Harry Potter)
5. New York (I demand that you put Daria back on the air!)
6. Cedar Point (again)
7. Tawas (again. I'm in a rut)


Seven Questions you would ask God:

1. "Jesus was perfect, so did it hurt when Mary gave birth to Him?"
2. "Why do some people eat meat?"
3. "Harry Potter's not sinful, is it?"
4. "How do I deal with the relationship, or lack thereof, that my brother and my best friend have?"
5. "Who's the dude for me?"
6. "When, and how will Mom get the riches she deserves?"
7. "Why can't I seem to finish what I start? Can You help me with it?"


Seven Quotes:

1. "Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"--Lenny from The Simpsons
2. "I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being."--Abraham Lincoln
3. "If you want to know what a man's like, judge him by how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."--Sirius Black (Harry Potter's godfather)
4. "Do not try to teach a pig to sing. It takes up all your time, and usually annoys the pig."--Ernest P. Worrel
5. "There's a reason for the banana in my ear. It's to lure the monkey out of my head."--Franklin Sherman (The Critic)
6. "Is it me, or does study hall go faster when you're somewhere else?"--Jane Lane (Daria)
7. "Okay, Daria's talking, so I have to leave now."--Quinn Morgendorffer (Daria)

Holly's Top Ten Reasons To Live

Time: 6:54 P.M.
I'm wearing: Black 1998 Amy Grant tour shirt, black capris and the cast.
I last ate: Shells with marinara at Mario's for dinner.
Song that's in my head: "Where Are You?" by Bosson.
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You know what? Surfing Open Diary, I find a lot of people who wish to kill themselves. I must say that, no matter how bad things have gotten in my life, I have never had the desire to commit suicide. Hopefully, these ten reasons that I have to live will inspire others not to intentionally bite the dust either.

10. The chance that you could go to Hell. I'm not sure if it's necessarily true, but The Bible says you'll go to Hell if you kill yourself. And Hell's gotta suck. I mean, it doesn't have a very good rep, does it?

9. Vacations. Plan yourself a really fun vacation. That way, you'll have something to look forward to. "I'd probably better hold off killing myself until I get back from Florida." And when you get back from Florida, odds are, you won't want to kill yourself anymore, 'cause Florida rocks.

8. Parfait. Like the donkey from Shrek says, everybody loves parfait. And what if there's no parfait when you die?

7. Family and friends. I'm tellin' ya, they may get on your nerves sometimes, but they're gonna care if you're not around anymore. Could you really be so selfish as to kill yourself when you know how upset your sweet old grandma would be if you did?

6. Pets, especially dogs. Whether you're lonely or not, they'll stick by your side through thick and thin, so you'll always have a friend in ol' Fluffy.

5. The news. Good Lord, watch the news! Those people *always* have it worse than you do, don't they?

4. That guy/girl you've had a crush on forever. Chances are, they will be yours one day. But not if you're dead!

3. Services like KaZaA and Morpheus. It's so easy to live these days. You don't even have to pay for your music anymore!

2. Church (or some type of religious place). Church *always* cheers me up. The people there are truly happy to see you, and so is God. It'll really cheer you up, believing in something. And my church has a coffee hour, which has unlimited free donuts! Woo hoo!

1. Johnny Bravo. You've gotta live, just to see what hilarious situtation that stupid guy'll get into next.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Am I 17 or 71?

Uh... what's my age again? I checked my birth certificate... I was apparently born in '84. I checked with my parents... they said I'm 17. But I don't get it. I act like an old woman. Here are the following signs that I'm really a 71 year old in an overweight 17-year-old's body.

1. I don't like swearing. I simply can't understand why people swear. It sounds to me like they have quite the lack of vocabulary.

2. I watch football and say, "Those boys must have so many bruises. Oooh! Is he okay?!"

3. I'm very opposed to drugs (counting alcohol). They warn us in health class and D.A.R.E. about the dangers of drugs. But then kids do it anyway!

4. I'd much rather watch The Little Mermaid than Road Trip.

5. I hear stuff like Korn and Eminem and say, "You call this music?! It's just noise!"

6. I've often pulled so much hair out of my brush, I used to think I was going bald.

7. Madanna? She's not someone to idolize! What about that nice man, Fred Rogers? Now there's a role model!

8. I sometimes catch myself watching QVC and infomercials.

9. I think Barbara Walters is one of the coolest television personalities on the air.

10. I say things like "Yes, my dear!" and "Splendid!"


Isn't there something a bit peculiar about me? My eighteenth birthday will be this winter! I must be getting old!

--Holly :-D

Things We Need & Things We Don't Need

You know, there are some things there just aren't enough of. And yet, there are things we could do without. Here's a list of both categories!

THINGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT

1. Eminem music.

2. Sports.

3. Animal abuse.

4. Perverts.

5. The flu.

6. Rap videos.

7. Satanic weirdos.

8. Nail polish for guys.

9. Porn.

10. Drugs.

11. Racism.

12. School.

13. Howard Stern


THINGS WE NEED MORE OF

1. Daria.

2. Vegetarian restaurants.

3. Guys who look like Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees.

4. Cheap makeup with a brand name really close to the expensive brand name so no one will know how cheap you are.

5. Teachers who grade how well a student knows her cartoons.

6. Skittles instead of rain, like in those commercials.

7. Cats.

8. Grinch merchandise.

9. Sims expansion packs.

10. Guys who talk like Trent Lane from Daria.

11. Epiodes of The Family Guy.

12. Places identical to Las Vegas closer to Michigan.

13. The comedic stylings of Norm MacDonald.

Top Ten Reasons I'm Not President

I couldn't figure it out! You know, I filled out a resume and a job application, and for some reason, I haven't been elected president. I heard something about some Gorey guy and a Bushey fella', but everyone should realize, I would make the best president! Just look at the stuff I'd do if I were president...

10. Instead of meat, people would eat strawberry Twizzlers because eating meat would be illegal, and Twizzlers are good.

9. I would insist that my dog, Chyna, be vice-president.

8. No matter how important an announcement was, I wouldn't interrupt ABC soaps to say it.

7. Whatever work I had to do, it'd be put off until I got my dose of Daria in for the day.

6. The news would be interrupted for special Daria-related reports such as, "Fellow Americans, Diane Long has written a new Daria fan fiction. Stop watching the news like a bunch of losers and read it."

5. The Census surveys would ask questions like, "What's your favorite show?" and "If you were stranded on a desert island with two different boy bands, which boy bands would you want?"

4. The National Anthem would be changed to "Horoscope For Today" for "Weird Al" Yankovic.

3. All Elvis impersonators would be altered slightly... they would be Johnny Bravvo impersonators.

2. Guys with stupid names like "Aubrey" would be forced to change their name to "Ed" because Ed is a good name.

1. Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

Now, why didn't I get elected? I just can't understand it...

--Wannabe Presidential Candidate,
Holly the "Holy" Zintel ():-)

Dr. Holly's Continued Anti-Depressant Methods

It's not fun to be depressed. I know that from having one week of depression. In my whole life, folks! Must mean I'm doing something that could be helpful to the depressed! So, here are more things to do to make people less depressed...

1. Only play bored games with people who suck at them worse than you do.

2. Stay away from the graveyard! I haven't been there in... (counts on fingers) 'bout five years, and I feel great!

3. Talk in a Norm MacDonald voice all day, saying stuff like, "Who's that dude?" and, "I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!"

4. When you go to the nursing home, bring some really good-smelling perfume along. That place desperately needs it, and I'll bet visitors and patients alike would appreciate it.

5. Go to the Humane Society and adopt a companion. You and the dog or cat will never be lonely again.

6. Don't get too attatched to the dude or chick you're going out with. My mom always gets too attatched to her dudes, and *dang* does she get depressed when she gets her heart broken.

7. Don't do drink, smoke, or do drugs. It'll probably seem like it's helping at the time, but it's not. It's making things worse! Soon, your money will all be spent on all the crap you bought, and no one will like you because the smell of you makes them cough or gag. Plus, you'll die quicker. And I don't know about you, but I think the thought of death is a bit creepy.

8. Help homeless people out. If you've got five bucks to spare, I'll bet they'd like some fries. You'll feel really good about yourself after you give them money. I saved my allowance for a year in fifth grade to give a homeless guy sixty bucks, and I felt great the whole year afterward!

9. When the Simpsons comes on, record it, and save the tape for a rainy day. You can crack up at your favorite episodes sometime when you're feeling bad.

10. After a hard day of putting up the drywall at the new McDonald's instead of working at GM, you probably feel pretty beat. Remember that butt-ugly sweater in your closet that you never wear that Great Aunt Linda got you for Christmas? Time to exchange it for The Sims Livin' Large! Tell Great Aunt Linda a psycho cat attacked you while you were wearing it.

Welp, that's all I've got to go. I'm grounded, I just snuck on here while my dad was at work. (Kisses computer screen) Farewell, sweet computer! I shall return... when my grades get better! See ya.

--"Holy"

P.S. Rory? Are you out there somewhere? Did'ja get rid of yer diary?

AAAAA!!!!! A WEEK TO LIVE!!!

That's right, I'm actually going to write about the *theme*! I've never done that before! Anyway, seeing as a huge asteroid is going to hit the Earth in seven days, I'd better do something about it.

To do before I die:

1. Cry for at least five hours into my cats' and dog's fur.
2. Talk my parents into letting me alternate between their houses twelve times a day.
3. Hug everyone in my family.
4. Finish a freaking story!
5. Say goodbye to all my online friends, and go see them all.
6. Go to Vegas one last time (oh wait, I can squeeze this into the above one. Never mind).
7. Confess to dude I'm in love with that I'm in love with him.
8. Have a quickie wedding.
9. Lose virginity.
10. Adopt two kids and name them Autumn Kate and Jesse Scott.
11. Spend a buncha time with everybody I love.
12. Read the Bible and pray more than I've ever prayed before.

Yup. I wonder if I could squeeze all of that into a week... Hmm... Well, let's hope I'll never have to find out. See ya!

--Holly the "Holy" Zintel ():-)

People Would Be Less Depressed If...

You know, some people think that life sucks. I've been reading people's diaries, and geez. Just about every last person was like, "Yesterday, I ate some cereal, went to the mall, watched The Simpsons, and tried to kill myself because life is depressing." My God! That's not the way I think of life at all. I feel terrible for anyone who thinks that way. And so, here are some suggestions that I have to make everyone else's life as cool as mine seems sometimes.

Ways To Make Life Less Depressing

1. Stop listening to Eminem and start listening to "Weird Al" Yankovic.
2. On your lunch break, go to Chuck E. Cheese and play some Ski-Ball.
3. If work or school gets too hard, call in sick, suck all the goo out of those nifty new Twizzlers, and use them as straws to drink root beer through while you watch Ernest Scared Stupid.
4. Instead of the news, watch Johnny Bravvo.
5. Go to Bath & Body Works and buy some of that Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin perfume I got... ohhhh, that stuff's good...
6. Choose an Office Space character to act like for the day. No one will know what the hell you're doing, but *you'll* be entertained!
7. When a new episode of Daria comes on, take an interest in a main character like Jake. When he comes on, you'll be so glad to see him, you'll crack up at everything he says. The next day, when taking your history exam, you'll *still* be laughing, and the pressure of the test won't get to you so much.
8. Act like Rosie O'Donnel all the time. I do. All you have to do is eat a lot, sing all the time, and quote a TV character in every one of your conversations.
9. Write to a restaurant like the Olive Garden, and tell them there was a bug in your food, even if there wasn't. They'll send you a coupon for a free meal.
10. Try not to think about polar bears.
11. When a problem comes along, ask yourself, "What would Mr. Bean do...?"
12. If you want to get in with the popular group, show them a picture of a *really* hot guy, and tell them you're going out with him. They'll follow you around all the time just to get a glimpse of him, and people will think you're cool.
13. When a waitress asks for your drink order, say, "I don't know... I'm sort of in a Spriteful mood today... what do you suggest I do about it?"
14. Go, see my grandma and grandpa Z. They're really hilarious because they fight all the time.
15. Don't watch Fear on MTV. It'll make you paranoid.
16. Get a really different pet, like a flamingo. Then hang a sign on your house that says, "Come, see the flamingo! $2!" You make money that way, plus it'd be funny to have around.
17. Get padded walls in your bedroom, but get them in leopard print, or tye-dyed.
18. Get a religion. Most of the people I see who are depressed don't have one. If nothing else, a religion gives you hope that you're going someplace really sweet when you die instead of nowhere.
19. Volunteer at the soup kitchen. Not only will you be helping people out, but you'll see that you could have a much better reason to be depressed.
20. If you're ugly, either don't look at beauty magazines, or get a makeover, for God's sake.

Welp, kids! There you have it. If you have something that got you over a depression, leave a note on here, or E-mail me. If you don't have an idea, keep your mouth shut.

Sports Suck

God, do I hate football season... and basketball season, and golf season, and every other freaking sport season! ARGH! THERE'S *ALWAYS* SOME SPORT ON TV FOR MY DAD TO BE WATCHING! (Huffs angrily, then calms down). So, here I am on the internet, looking for a means of escape. So, I thought I'd list all of the things I hate, seeing as I'm in such a spiteful mood today... I'm also in a Spriteful mood... BRB, I've gotta get some...

Alright! Sprite *RULES*! Anyhoo... Here are all the things I hate:

1. Sports. ARGH!!!!!!!!!! They give me headaches.
2. Headaches. They're caused by sports.
3. People who beat animals. What a bunch of retards.
4. Eminem. It's hard to believe people actually buy his CDs.
5. Hugh Heffner. The reason there are so many divorces today.
6. Christina Aguilera. You know, there's such a thing as *too* much self-confidence.
7. Undressed. I don't think I've ever watched a show with worse actors, or storylines.
8. School. I've gotta go there on Tuesday... ugh.
9. People who don't like Daria.
10. Pop-up ads.
11. Marge Simpson. What? She sneaks meat juice into Lisa's food!
12. Tom Sloane (Daria's boyfriend). The man must die...
13. Idle Hands. The worse movie ever made.
14. Obsessive-compulsive disorder. It gets on your nerves. Wait... nerves. Nerves. Nerves. Okay.
15. McDonald's. If they'd really love to see me smile, they'd shut their stupid restaurant down.
16. Crackheads. Do I attract those weirdos, or what? They follow me around saying stuff that doesn't make any sense.
17. Running into people who think you're someone else.
18. That chick who went out with my crush into kindergarten, did better than me in first grade, pushed me off my bike in 3rd grade, pushed me off the bleachers in 7th grade, and still hates me for absolutely no reason now.
19. Frizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
20. People who think I want a bunch of porn mail.

Okay, that should just about do it. The world would be better without these things. Yep...

--Holly