Thursday, July 19, 2001

The survey I filled out at 3 A.M.

Favorite 80's Song: "Following" by the Bangles.
Favorite Dance Song: "Bohemian Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Favorite Love Song: "The Prodigal" by Amy Grant.
Favorite Mosh Song: Moshing is strictly for buttholes.
Favorite Broken Heart Song: "Insensitive" by Jan Arden (or Leanne Rimes, take your pick).
Fav Group: Lifehouse.
Fav Artist: Amy Grant.
Fav Type of Music: Pop.
Fav Song Of All Time: "You're In Love" by Wilson Phillips.
Fav Song As Of Today: "One Sided Love" by Mandy Moore.
Last Song You Downloaded: "Come On Eileen" by Save Ferris.
Song That Describes Your Life: "Life is Good" by LFO.
Britney or Christina: Britney.
Movies
Favorite Comedy Movie: Nothing to Lose.
Favorite Teen Movie: Legally Blonde.
Favorite Chick Flick: The Wedding Singer.
Favortie Horror Movie: Sleeping With the Enemy.
Favorite Jim Carey Movie: The Grinch.
Favorite Action/Suspense Movie: Armageddon.
Favorite 80's Movie: Either Mannequin, Splash, Pretty Woman or Roxanne.
Favorite Movie Of All Time: Pay It Forward.
Fav Actress: Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Alicia Silverstone, Julia Stiles and Natalie Portman.
Fav Actor: Jonathan Jackson, Tom Hanks, Nicholas Cage.
Your Guess For Next Big Star: Leslie Carter (Nick and Aaron Carter's sister who's on the Shrek soundtrack).
Television
Favorite Show: Daria.
Favorite 80's Show: My Little Ponies.
Favorite Reality Show: I'm sorry, I can't stand those reality shows.
Favorite Real World'er: That show takes up valuable Daria air time.
Favorite Road Ruler: See above.
Carson Daly or Johnny Knoxville: Carson Daly.
Favorite Soap: Port Charles. Ding ding, tainted love!
The Show You Love To Hate: Any of those reality ones.
Favorite Survivor: You don't listen very well, do you?
Favorite Will & Grace Character: Sorry, don't watch that one.
Joey or Chandler: I never liked Friends. Uh... that is the show, right?
Your Guess For Next Big Show: Once and Again... I hope.
Your Guess For Next Canceled Show: Jackass.
Friends
Best Friend: Mom and Sarah.
Any Online Friends? Heather. But I haven't talked to her in forever.
Friend You Fake It With: I don't have any.
Funniest Friend: Zach.
Worst Enemy: I don't have any.
Who's In Your "Group": Hmm... I don't believe I have a group.
Out Of All Your Friends Who's Most Likely To...
Get Married First: Mom.
Get Knocked Up: *Glances nervously at Sarah*
Marry Someone Rich: Carrie.
Always Keep In Touch: Mom.
Loose Touch: Heather.
Live Happily Ever After: Everyone, I hope.
Become A Millionaire: My good friend, Regis Philban.
End Up Gay: Hmm... I think they're all straight. I don't think they'll be switching sexualities any time soon.
Misc
Fav Food: Stuffed Pumpkin Shells.
Fav Picture: The one of me, Sarah, Zach and Bobby at Cedar Point in front of the Waterball. None of us look like dorks in that picture. And that glamour shot of my mom is cool. Oh, and the one of Zach cooking the jar of mustard and a banana with a spatula.
Fav Animal: Cat.
Favorite Word: Serendipidy.
Favorite Phrase: "Yeah, that's the ticket."
Fav Quote: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
Fav Cereal: Frosted Flakes.
Fav Soda (POP, people, it's pop!): Yes, I agree, it's pop. And cream soda.
Fav Toothpaste: Whatever's not tested on animals.
Fav Alcoholic Beverage: Nope.
Fav Book: The one I'm reading now-- Smart Vs. Pretty by Valerie Frankel.
Fav Sport: Figure skating.
Fav Game: Well, my favorite Dreamcast game is Crazy Taxi, my favorite boared game is Scattergorries and my favorite computer game is The Sims House Party.

Monday, July 16, 2001

This means something... this is important!

And I'm not just talking about the mashed potato sculpture I made! This survey's pretty nifty. I stole it from FictionGirl.

1. You're walking through the woods--who are you with? My mommy.
2. You see an animal--what is it? A cat like the one in Alice in Wonderland.
3. What do you do to the animal? Figure it's a hallucination brought on by all those wild berries we ate, and walk on.
4. There's a house in the woods--what kind is it? It's Ricky Martin's house.
5. Is there a fence around the house? No. He figures no one will break in 'cause his house is in the middle of the woods.
6. There's a table inside--what's on it? Ricky Martin and... BRITNEY SPEARS?! How dare she cheat on Justin Timberlake!
7. In the back yard, there's a drinking vessel--what kind? A 44 ounce Slurpee cup.
8. What do you do with it? Since it's full of Mountain Dew Slurpee, I pick it up and drink out of it.
9. Behind the house there is a body of water--what kind? A man-made lake, created just for Ricky Martin's enjoyment.
10. How do you cross it? Take the Ferry.

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what it all means

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.--Makes sense.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.--Oh... I'd say the fact that the animal is a hallucination is more significant here.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal as your representative of how you deal with your problems.--Yep, that's about right.
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.--No, I wouldn't say that...
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.--Yeah, that's true.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.--Woo hoo! I'm happy!
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1.--Ah, crap.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.--Huh.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.--Heheh, cool.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.--Wow, really? Guess it's not that important, huh?

Monday, July 9, 2001

Cedar Point

The other day, my dad took me, Zach, Sarah and Bobby to Cedar Point. When I was little, I went to Cedar Point a lot, but I never went on any roller coasters because my mom told me I probably wouldn't like them, and I figured I wouldn't. Well, when we went to Disney World this past spring, I realized that I *do* like roller coasters! So this time I actually rode stuff at Cedar Point.

I suggested that we go on the Power Tower first, so I sat between Dad and Sarah on one tower, and Bobby and Zach sat across from us on the other tower. This thing took us up in the air, and Sarah started freaking out because she's pretty scared of heights. She was like, "Oh my God, oh my God, OH... MY... GOD!" Then we reached the very top of the tower, and holy guacamoli, we were high! Then the thing drops us 240 ft. at like, 75 m.p.h.! Geez! You know that song, "Leave Me Breathless?" I think it was written for the Power Tower.

Anyway, I went on a bunch of stuff like the Corkscrew (ouch, my ears!), Snake River Falls (holy crap, I'm soaked!), the Gemini (can we go back and get my head?) and the Wildcat (awesome... simply awesome) but me, Sarah and Zach all wussed out when it came to the Millennium Force. Now I really wish I'd have gone for a lot of reasons. The main reason is that Bobby wouldn't shut up the whole way home about how cool he is for going on it. But Dad said the whole way up the huge hill, Bobby was going, "Jesus, Baby Jesus and Little Jesus!" So that's funny. Zach said he did that on the Power Tower, too.

It turns out that I'm quite stupid. When we were in line for the Scrambler (for the second time), Sarah was like, "Holly, will you go on the Power Tower with me again?" and I was like, "Sure." D'oh! Bad move. We got all the way to the top again, and I thought, "What a sucker I am to go on this *twice*." Then this kid about my age who was sitting next to me looked over and went, "Man, it's gonna suck when we go down." I said, "Yeah, it takes your breath away," and he was said, "Okay, thanks, I'll be prepared." Then the thing drops us and he goes, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-!" and his little brother was like, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!" Heheheh. That was pretty hilarious. Once I caught my breath, I cracked up.

We had an awesome time, and I'm glad I'm not such a wuss anymore! Okay, see ya.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Last Daria Ep Ever

Well, the last episode of Daria was shown Monday night. It's so sad that it's leaving!

The episode was called "Boxing Daria," and it was about this refrigerator box that Daria hung out in when she was little. With that episode being really sad, and it being the last one ever, I'm surprised I didn't cry. Huh. Weird.

Well... at least the Daria movie is still coming up.

--Holly :-*(

Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Duuuuuude, Shrek is a Good Movie

I've gone to see Shrek three times, and I'm going to see it again! It's a darn good movie, I tell ya! Want me to tell you about it? Okay, check it out.

Shrek is this ogre, and he likes his privacy, so he lives all by himself by this big swamp. One day, this really adorable donkey named... Donkey, decides that he likes Shrek and wants to be his friend, because Donkey doesn't have any friends. Shrek doesn't like the idea of the donkey tagging along with him because this donkey not only can talk, but never shuts up. If he isn't talking, he's humming, singing, or whistling.

Then this group of fairytale people and creatures, sets up camp at Shrek's house because Lord Farquaad evicted them all. Lord Farquaad tells Shrek that he can have his swamp back if Shrek goes and rescues Princess Fiona from this fire-breathing dragon in a castle so that Lord Farquaad can marry her, and he can be king of Duloc. Well, Shrek and Donkey go on a quest to save Princess Fiona, and the fire-breathing dragon falls in love with Donkey.

Princess Fiona is really aggitated that Shrek, an ogre, rescued her, until she realizes that he's really a great guy, and she falls in love with Shrek before she can even get to Lord Farquaad. It's really quite the awesome movie. It's really sweet, and worth seeing numerous times.

I think it goes without saying that Shrek is my new obsession. Especially since my new screen name is "Donkey From Shrek." That donkey is really cute. He looks just like my dog, Chyna.

Okay, see ya!

--Holly Rache

Saturday, June 9, 2001

Z-Bear

The theme says to talk about my siblings. It seems like I have one, but... oh yeah, he's hardly ever here anymore! He's always either at work or with his girlfriend. Oh well.

Anyhoo, I have a 19-year-old brother named Zach. He's a real lovable guy. He was my only friend all through junior high.

Zach is a real hairy guy. He has a space in his teeth because he didn't wear his retainer. He likes to sit around without pants on. He wears muscle shirts even though he doesn't have muscles. One time, in third grade, he beat me up. He has more pairs of shoes than a guy should have. He swore today. He has boxers with Tootsie Rolls all over them. He's got a strange lump on his middle finger. He hangs out with Bobby all the time.

Despite all this, he could beat *your* brother up.

Monday, June 4, 2001

I'm postin' another survey! Woo hoo!

1- If you could call yourself any name in the world besides what you are called now, what would it be? C3P0.
2- Have you ever bought condoms? Yes, but I was in desperate need of party balloons at the time!
3- What age were you when you discovered the secrets of "the birds and the bees"? Eight. My idiot brother told me before my parents wanted me to know.
4- Which female pop singer deserves to have their good name slandered by shameless tabloids first? Geez! Poor female pop singers! Shame on you! Shaaaaaame!
5- What does the smell of cut grass remind you of? Allergies.
6- Chances are you probably have a crush on someone. What qualities does that person have that draw you to them? He's hilarious. That's all I look for in a guy.
7- Are thunderstorms, in your opinion, super-cool or just plain scary? THUNDERSTORM?! AAAAAH, WHERE?!
8- What is your favourite thing in the whole world to do and who do you like doing this thing with? I like driving around with my mom.
9- Britney Spears... real or implants? Good Heavens! What is the obsession with Britney Spears' boobs? Who *cares* if they're real or fake?!
10- A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot be surmounted in any way. What do you do? Cry.
11- Do you believe in having premarital sex? No.
12- Boy Bands:(choose one) a) I want to have sex with them, b) I wanna join them, c)I wanna kill them, d)they are just misunderstood? I'd just like to meet one.
13- If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss? If you could take anything with you, what would it be? Actually, I *am* moving in about a week. I'm taking all my stuff with me, but I'm going to miss Sarah. I'm not gonna get to see her as often as I used to.
14- Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Both is good.
15- Oh no! Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what would you be called, and what would your super power be? I'd be... Hollarious... the fifth Ninja Turtle...
16- How many beanie babies do you have (truthfully)? Like, 150.
17- If it were possible to have sex with no physical consequences, would you? No.
18- There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself and is dying in the sun. You walk on without helping him, why? I *wouldn't* do that! Geez!
19- What do you think would be the most interesting place to have sex in and why? Heavens, child, I don't know.
20- If you had only two days to live, what would you do? Read the Bible.
21- Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular, just there, a dork or an outcast? I'm like school in the summertime... *no* class!
Do you have a friend that just will never let up when it comes to finding out secrets? That'd be Sarah.