My webpage is cooler than yours!

Um... no, actually, I can't back that up. You might be Martin J. Pollard or someone. Anyway, though, my web page is now cooler than it's ever been because Zach took out all the broken links, and we're currently working on them (by this I mean, he's working on them while I'm directing, drinking a lemonade), there's now a nifty animated picture of me, and MARIO! There's also a new feature... COMIC... OF... THE MONTH! Go to geocities.com/shipperholly to see the niftiness of it all! (Snakish) Bye!

--Former Daria/Trent 'Shipper Representative,
Holly the "Holy" Zintel ():-)

Everythiiiiing's gonna be alriiiight...

Hi, Peter. Whaaaaaaaaat's happening? (Office Space reference, dumbass). Anyhoo, guess *WHAT*?! My mom called me today and said that she'd spoken to Mike, and that he's going to want to live part-time in Flint, MI, and and part-time in Las Vegas, NV! WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! Do you know what this *means* for me?! *THIS* bit of information, Vern, means that I don't have to choose between living in Vegas or Flint! ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

Whew! And can you believe that you *still* have no way of knowing how much relief I've got goin' for me at the moment?! It's like taking that huge backpack of mine off!

I start school Tuesday. *Sob, sob*. A brand new school, actually. No more lousy Carman-Ainsworth High School for *me*, bucko! Nope, I'm headed to... Mott Middle College! So... SCREW THE OTHER WEIRDOS! Uh, 'cept for you, Sarah. Heh.

And now... I'm going to go, play the Sims. I'll catch you... "later?" *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN*! Yeah, bye.

--Your hero, Holly.

GOOD... GOD... NO! (This is of no significance)

Well, I promised...

DARIA AND TRENT *STILL* HAVEN'T HOOKED UP! *Begins sobbing uncontrollably.* And Daria's still with *shudders* Tom! UGH! When will she realize what a loser/prep/jerk that ignoramous is?! TRENT RUUUUUUUUUUUUULES, I tell you! RUUUUUUUUUUUULES!

--Uh, Holly.

8/27/00

Or something like that. You know, I was thinking earlier, "Geez... didn't the movie 'Bordello of Blood' suck? Well, I was thinking, if they can make a movie about vampires who are hoes, then why can't they make a movie about me? Sure, everyone would throw stuff at the screen, but there are lots of movies that suck! Plus, I thought it might be fun to cast actors as the characters in my life...

HOLLY'S LIFE
CAST MEMBERS

HOLLY ZINTEL: Erin Torpey. (Jessica, One Life to Live.)
WENDY ZINTEL-WHEELER: Kristina Wagner. (Felicia, General Hospital.)
KENNETH ZINTEL: John J. York. (Mac, General Hospital.)
ZACH ZINTEL: Richard Jackson. (Saved By the Bell.)
SARAH MATHEWS: Amber Tamblyn. (Emily, General Hospital.)
BOBBY WELLS: Tom Hanks. (The Green Mile.)
TRACEY FORD: Katie Holmes. (Teaching Mrs. Tingle.)
RANDI BLANKENSHIP: Jessica Simpson. ("I Think I'm in Love.")
LINDSAY MONTAGUE: Mandy Moore. ("I Wanna Be With You.")
RORY CURTIS: Jacob Young. (Lucky on General Hospital.)
ANN ZINTEL: Joy Behar. (The View.)
KEN ZINTEL: Phil Carey. (Asa, One Life to Live.)
BARB BOA: Jackie Zeman. (Bobbi, General Hospital.)
DON BOA: Ed O'Neill. (Al Bundy, Married With Children.)
LINDSAY BOA: Jennifer Love Hewitt. (I Know What You Did Last Summer.)
JENNIFER BOA: Rebecca Herbst. (Liz, General Hospital.)
ELIZABETH ANNE SHOUP: Betty White. (The Golden Girls.)
LARRY SHOUP: James Cromwell. (Babe, The Green Mile.)
BETTY SHOUP: Stockard Channing. (Sister, Where the Heart Is.)
TIM SHOUP: George W. Bush. (You know, political dude.)
ALLISON SHOUP: Erika Page. (Roseanne, One Life to Live.)
LAWREN SHOUP: Haley Joel Osment. (Cole, Sixth Sense.)
MIKE BEMENT: Kurt Russel.

Yes, I realize I watch too many soaps! Hmm... I'll probably change this later. Anyway, hee hee, this is fun. God, I need a life...

I Left Las Vegas, but not for Good

It might be... it could be... it is! After-hour sparks with "Hhhhholy" Hhhhhholly. Ugh, been listening to too much Bob & Tom! Lousy Harry Carey...

Anyway, check *this* out! My mom fell for Mike so hard (and vice-versa), my mom actually might move out to Vegas, because Mike has a business out there, and all she has here is a job at Target... and um, oh yeah, a family.

See, I love Las Vegas. As a matter of fact, I'm currently writing a story called "Ideal Identity" in which my guardian angel decides that my life is just too boring, and moves me out to Vegas. However, I never really thought about the possibility of *actually* living there. Now, I go there every year, but Flint, MI is actually my home. Vegas is just... my vacation spot, you know? But right now, I alternate between my dad's house, and my mom's house. But if my mom moves out to Vegas, how easy is that going to be?!

Mom asked me to think about the possibility that she could be moving out there, and even marrying Mike at the Flamingo Hilton. Here are the reasons I'm confused about what to do...

1. Flint is my home. I was born here, I grew up here, and I figured I would die here.
2. My entire family lives here!
3. I hate flying... *especially* alone! I've never done that, but I'd be sitting there, hyperventalating.
4. Zach is so mad at my mom for even considering this right now. He's telling her she's abandoning him and everything... but you know, the kid's going to be 19 years old in two days!
5. If I chose to stay in Michigan, and only *visit* my mom, I would miss her so much. She's not just my mom. She's my best friend, you know? We have *everything* in common, and I just couldn't live without her.
6. If I chose to stay in Nevada, and only *visit* my dad, I would miss him, the rest of my family, and my home a whole lot.
7. My friend, Sarah would kill me before I could even consider leaving.

So... what do I do? Anyone gone through a situation like this before?! PLEASE?!

--Desperate Holly :-0

DARIA MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO! Today's not only my stinkin' brother and his friend's birthday! It's the day of the Daria movie, "Is It Fall Yet?" I've been anticipating this day since *last* fall! Expect an angry post here if Daria and Trent haven't hooked up by the end of the movie, and/or if Daria is still with Tom. TOM MUST DIE! As well as Monique. But actually, Tom and Monique should hook up, as Morgan suggested. God, anything to get rid of 'em, right?! And Jane had better hook up with Jesse! Thinks she's too good for the guy just because she has a vocabulary... And Quinn and Sandi need to fight over being president of the Fashion Club more than they do!
--Loyal Daria/Trent Freak,Holly the "Holy" Zintel ():-)
WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD BY AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE: If you've been looking forward to something like this for a whole year, you're the biggest nerd I've ever seen.

I've Returned...

Welp, Vegas was very nifty, as it always is. I felt bad that my mom's boyfriend wouldn't let us pay for any of our meals, plane tickets, or even hotel room, but I guess that proves he's extra-nice, eh? Yeah, Mike was a very cool guy. I got some nifty souvenirs for my family and friends, though, and I got myself this Bif Naked CD that I've been wanting forever. Okay, I've got to shut up before I bore some poor person to death...

Anyhoo, Mike's got connections! He'd be talking to Mom and I, and all of a sudden, his cell phone would ring, and he'd be like, "Oh, it's the owner of Caeser's Palace. We're going out to lunch with my brother and his friend, Jim Carrey." Oh! He like, knows Wayne Newton and David Copperfield, so we got to see their houses, and I was snapping pictures like crazy. One of Mike's daughters sounds really cool because she's a fashion designer, and she's a vegetarian like me and Mom! I had a lot of fun. It was kind of sad when we had to come home (even though I was glad) because Mom and Mike were crying, and Mike was like, "Holly, how do feel about flying home alone?" They both really wanted her to stay. But he's flying Mom back out there in two weeks, and this time, they won't have me to put up with because I've got school. Good God, noooooooooooo! But the Daria movie's coming up! Yayyyyyyyy! Okay, see ya.