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Monday, May 8, 2006
Trab Pu Kcip
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Got a Funny Kind of Feeling (Like a Herd of Wild Pigs is Trying to Chew Off My Hair)
1.)Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006? At Grandma's house, playing Scattergories and eating. A lot. Everything in the house except for the dog and cats. This may not sound like your a fun and/or typical New Year's Eve party to you, but I'm large and I enjoyed the hell out of it, so GET OFF MY BACK! *Chews*
2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name? It... was on my birth certificate. People are always calling me "Holly." The first word of my signature is generally "Holly." So, you know... it's not just a clever rememberance of Christmas-time plants or anything.
3) What song are you listening to right now? "Generic Blues" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? No... but I did cry when Daria was prempted for Road Rules Vs. the Real World Vs. Really Retarded Reality Shows.
5.) What color underwear are you wearing? Purple floral. Yey-ah!
6.) Do you own a iPod? You bet your sweet (or nasty, as the case may be) arse I do.
7.) What did you do this morning? SLEPT! It was wonderful.
8.) What does your dad do for a living? 14 people's job's, plus his own, at G.M. for 12 HOURS A DAY! At least, that's what he's always complaing about.
9.) Where do you work? In my nightmares.
10.) What ended your last relationship? The fact that it never started. Possibly.
11) What are the last two digits of your phone number? Sixty-two... AND A HALLLLLLLLFF! *Laughs maniacally*
12.) What was the last concert you attended? The Otherside at the Loft. It was smoky and late but they were brilliant, o' course.
13.) Who was with you? Jerry, Matt and Kristi.
14.) What was the last movie you watched? Mallrats, I believe.
15.) What do you dislike at the moment? Rejection. And dislike is a bit of an understatement.
16.) What food do you crave right now? EVERYTHING! Oh man, I'm hungry! What sounds the best, however, is stuffed pumpkin shells... as always.
17.) Did you dream last night? Something brilliantly passionate, romantic and sexually explicit that I won't be sharing with you.
18.) What was the last TV show you watched? Clone High, USA. It was the musical episode! *Sings* Aaaay-Aaaay-Abe!
19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry? My theatre ring and my theatre charm bracelet.
20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you: Now, no two people are alike. That being said, I'm gonna say Zach.
21.) What was the last thing you ate? Strawberries with Splenda. Ooooooh.
22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Jerry.
23.) Who last IMed you? My mommy.
24.) Are you on any medication? Oh good Lord, yes. Dangerously undermedicated at the moment, though. Yup, I'm planning to freak out in... ohhh... about twenty minutes. EXACTLY. Dun dun dunnnnnn!
25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on? The... left?
26.) What color shirt are you wearing? Gray. It's got Gumby on it! Yaaaaaay, Gumby!
27) what color is ur razor? "Ur?" That's a lovely word, and I'll have to look it up when I have the time. However, my razor is pink.
28.) What is your favorite frozen treat? Superman ice cream. Aww yeaaaah.
29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have? One piercing in each ear.
30.) What's your favorite store? Hot Topic, usually. Don't worry, I don't feel that "life is pain. Life is only... pain. Pain and blackness... *snap, snap, snap*." It's just... they sell Harry Potter merchandise at times!
31.) Are you thirsty right now? Not particularly.
32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Oh yeah. *Waves to faceless groom*
33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss? Paula.
34.) What did you do last night? Played online word games, discussed Romeo and Juliet and Owl and the Pussycat with Jerry, and cried a bit. Then there was "Weird Al" on iPod and sleep.
35.) Do you care what people think about you? Um... yes. Don't tell the creators of Daria!
36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble? Oh Heavens, yes. Speaking of which, your shoe is untied!
37.) Do you like your nose? It's cool. Helps me breathe. You know. I'm pretty fond of it.
38.) What color is your bedroom? Peach.
39.) When was the last time you worked out? Oh God... does walking Chyna with Christina and Zach count? That was like... a week or two ago.
40.) What are your font colors on AIM? Default black, everyone's favorite color.
41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yup. Second grade is the time for experimentation, that's what they always say.
42.) Where do you live? In your bushes, with my pair of binoculars.
43.) Are you an aggressive driver? Only when fiddling with my iPod and not looking at the road!
44.) Who is your cell phone carrier? *Snorts derisively* Virgin Mobile.
45.) Do you like the person who posted this last? Indeed! What up, Paula?
46.) Do you know their Birthday? Yup! September 15th! And I didn't just ask Zach and Christina when it was either! *Nervously shifts eyes*
47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself? My body fat... or my self-image. They're kind of one and the same, actually.
48.) What color is your car? Silver.
49.) What do you smell like right now? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
50.) What is your favorite color? Pink.
51.) Do you like mustard?: When paired with veggie dogs, certainly.
52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?: "Welp, Holly, let's do a survey and try to get your mind off of it."
53.) Would you ever sky dive? Not even for a cookie.
54.) Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?: Side and back.
55.)What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? That hooker who sits in the background in dramatic scenes of Moulin Rouge and eats cake, looking worried.
56.) Have you ever bid for something on ebay?: My Johnny Depp pins! Yaaaay, Johnny Depp!
57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?: I think I couldn't care less.
58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs? Yessir.
59.)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?: Oh yeah. Gumby shirts and jeans with striped multi-colored socks that claim to be lucky and pink tennis shoes are all the rage right now, aren't they?
60.)Do you own a digital camera? Yup.
61.)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?: Your mom.
62.)Do u know about the BOONDOCKS? Yes! Do you?! Because it's important to realize that it comes on the Cartoon Network every Sunday at 11:00 P.M.! Also, that it's not necessary to CAPITALIZE it like that! I believe you're looking to italisize it.
63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Sometimes. But that person is usally me.
64.)What books, if any, have made you cry?: Oh my God, I cry when I read anything at all, from Nicholas Spark's A Walk to Remember to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to the ingredients on the backs of Doritos bags.
65.) What are you allergic to?: The sun.
66.)Are you a jealous person?: Oh, only insanely.
67.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?: No, because I never eat meat. Vegetarian, straight up, yo.
68.) If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Matthew. My parents really enjoyed that name, and always said that's what my name would have been if I were born a guy. But nope... I... can't be a... a wizard. I'm Holly! Just Holly.
69.)Favorite CHARACTER from a TV SHOW? GEORGE from GREY'S ANATOMY and TRENT LANE from DARIA. How COME you FEEL the NEED to CAPITALIZE every OTHER word LIKE that? It's ODD.
2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name? It... was on my birth certificate. People are always calling me "Holly." The first word of my signature is generally "Holly." So, you know... it's not just a clever rememberance of Christmas-time plants or anything.
3) What song are you listening to right now? "Generic Blues" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? No... but I did cry when Daria was prempted for Road Rules Vs. the Real World Vs. Really Retarded Reality Shows.
5.) What color underwear are you wearing? Purple floral. Yey-ah!
6.) Do you own a iPod? You bet your sweet (or nasty, as the case may be) arse I do.
7.) What did you do this morning? SLEPT! It was wonderful.
8.) What does your dad do for a living? 14 people's job's, plus his own, at G.M. for 12 HOURS A DAY! At least, that's what he's always complaing about.
9.) Where do you work? In my nightmares.
10.) What ended your last relationship? The fact that it never started. Possibly.
11) What are the last two digits of your phone number? Sixty-two... AND A HALLLLLLLLFF! *Laughs maniacally*
12.) What was the last concert you attended? The Otherside at the Loft. It was smoky and late but they were brilliant, o' course.
13.) Who was with you? Jerry, Matt and Kristi.
14.) What was the last movie you watched? Mallrats, I believe.
15.) What do you dislike at the moment? Rejection. And dislike is a bit of an understatement.
16.) What food do you crave right now? EVERYTHING! Oh man, I'm hungry! What sounds the best, however, is stuffed pumpkin shells... as always.
17.) Did you dream last night? Something brilliantly passionate, romantic and sexually explicit that I won't be sharing with you.
18.) What was the last TV show you watched? Clone High, USA. It was the musical episode! *Sings* Aaaay-Aaaay-Abe!
19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry? My theatre ring and my theatre charm bracelet.
20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you: Now, no two people are alike. That being said, I'm gonna say Zach.
21.) What was the last thing you ate? Strawberries with Splenda. Ooooooh.
22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Jerry.
23.) Who last IMed you? My mommy.
24.) Are you on any medication? Oh good Lord, yes. Dangerously undermedicated at the moment, though. Yup, I'm planning to freak out in... ohhh... about twenty minutes. EXACTLY. Dun dun dunnnnnn!
25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on? The... left?
26.) What color shirt are you wearing? Gray. It's got Gumby on it! Yaaaaaay, Gumby!
27) what color is ur razor? "Ur?" That's a lovely word, and I'll have to look it up when I have the time. However, my razor is pink.
28.) What is your favorite frozen treat? Superman ice cream. Aww yeaaaah.
29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have? One piercing in each ear.
30.) What's your favorite store? Hot Topic, usually. Don't worry, I don't feel that "life is pain. Life is only... pain. Pain and blackness... *snap, snap, snap*." It's just... they sell Harry Potter merchandise at times!
31.) Are you thirsty right now? Not particularly.
32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Oh yeah. *Waves to faceless groom*
33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss? Paula.
34.) What did you do last night? Played online word games, discussed Romeo and Juliet and Owl and the Pussycat with Jerry, and cried a bit. Then there was "Weird Al" on iPod and sleep.
35.) Do you care what people think about you? Um... yes. Don't tell the creators of Daria!
36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble? Oh Heavens, yes. Speaking of which, your shoe is untied!
37.) Do you like your nose? It's cool. Helps me breathe. You know. I'm pretty fond of it.
38.) What color is your bedroom? Peach.
39.) When was the last time you worked out? Oh God... does walking Chyna with Christina and Zach count? That was like... a week or two ago.
40.) What are your font colors on AIM? Default black, everyone's favorite color.
41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yup. Second grade is the time for experimentation, that's what they always say.
42.) Where do you live? In your bushes, with my pair of binoculars.
43.) Are you an aggressive driver? Only when fiddling with my iPod and not looking at the road!
44.) Who is your cell phone carrier? *Snorts derisively* Virgin Mobile.
45.) Do you like the person who posted this last? Indeed! What up, Paula?
46.) Do you know their Birthday? Yup! September 15th! And I didn't just ask Zach and Christina when it was either! *Nervously shifts eyes*
47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself? My body fat... or my self-image. They're kind of one and the same, actually.
48.) What color is your car? Silver.
49.) What do you smell like right now? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
50.) What is your favorite color? Pink.
51.) Do you like mustard?: When paired with veggie dogs, certainly.
52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?: "Welp, Holly, let's do a survey and try to get your mind off of it."
53.) Would you ever sky dive? Not even for a cookie.
54.) Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?: Side and back.
55.)What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? That hooker who sits in the background in dramatic scenes of Moulin Rouge and eats cake, looking worried.
56.) Have you ever bid for something on ebay?: My Johnny Depp pins! Yaaaay, Johnny Depp!
57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?: I think I couldn't care less.
58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs? Yessir.
59.)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?: Oh yeah. Gumby shirts and jeans with striped multi-colored socks that claim to be lucky and pink tennis shoes are all the rage right now, aren't they?
60.)Do you own a digital camera? Yup.
61.)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?: Your mom.
62.)Do u know about the BOONDOCKS? Yes! Do you?! Because it's important to realize that it comes on the Cartoon Network every Sunday at 11:00 P.M.! Also, that it's not necessary to CAPITALIZE it like that! I believe you're looking to italisize it.
63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Sometimes. But that person is usally me.
64.)What books, if any, have made you cry?: Oh my God, I cry when I read anything at all, from Nicholas Spark's A Walk to Remember to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to the ingredients on the backs of Doritos bags.
65.) What are you allergic to?: The sun.
66.)Are you a jealous person?: Oh, only insanely.
67.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?: No, because I never eat meat. Vegetarian, straight up, yo.
68.) If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Matthew. My parents really enjoyed that name, and always said that's what my name would have been if I were born a guy. But nope... I... can't be a... a wizard. I'm Holly! Just Holly.
69.)Favorite CHARACTER from a TV SHOW? GEORGE from GREY'S ANATOMY and TRENT LANE from DARIA. How COME you FEEL the NEED to CAPITALIZE every OTHER word LIKE that? It's ODD.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
POSSUUUUMS...!
Current mood: optimistic
Oh my God, a survey from me?! What are the ODDS?!
What is your name?: Holly Rachael Zintel
When is your birthday : Februay 28th, 1984
Where are you from: Flint, MI
Love status: Not. In love, I mean.
Favourite movie: Edward Scissorhands and Moulin Rouge are indefinately tied for favorite.
Favourite song as of now: "Casualty"-Marty Casey and Lovehammers.
Favourite food: Stuffed pumpkin shells.
Favourite bands: Lifehouse, East Village Opera Company, Maroon 5, Cake, Evanescence, The Click Five, Harry and the Potters...
Favourite actor / actress: Johnny Depp and Nicole Kidman/Gwenyth Paltrow
Hottest actor/Actress: Johnny Depp, o' course!
Hottest musical artist: Jerry Bradshaw, just the way he is.
Favourite Makeup item: White cream eye shadow.
First Grade Teacher: Mrs. Freaking Hustead. I will loathe her forevermore.
Last word you said: 'Night.
Last song you sang: "Violet Room"-Casey Stratton
Last person you hugged: Mom, I think.
Last thing you laughed at: Zach spelling dirty while playing "Word Up."
Last time you said 'I love you': A few hours ago, I believe, to my mom.
Last time you cried: The other night when I was feeling very down for no actual reason.
What's in your CD player: CD... player? Oh wow, I remember those! But I have no use for them now that I have my... iPOD! Quiver in fear and envy! Anyhoo, I'll put my iPod on random and see what comes up... ah, it's "Helping Hand" by Amy Grant.
What colour socks are you wearing: Blue.
What's under your bed: A variety of obscure items, such as spoons, dust bunnies, Harry/Hermione smut, old CD cases, and long forgotten high school homework assignments! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FILTHY FREAKING PIIIIIIIIG! MY ROOM NEVER GETS CLEANED! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
Current taste: Most recent was... water, I believe.
Current hair: Filthy (see, I told you I'm a freaking pig!) and pulled back into a makeshift ponytail with a Pisces wristband that I bought at a porn store! EWWW!
Current clothes: Red Lifehouse hoodie, purple floral underdrawers, white push-up bra, $90 blue jeans, and blue socks.
Current annoyance: Cough. *Coughs unwillingly*
Current desktop picture: Harry and Hermione in artsy lighting.
Current worry: That I won't get that Lady MacBeth monologue memorized by Monday.
Current hate: Scientology. I respect most religions, and I'm very open-minded and everything, but WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! Who would actually choose this as their religion? That's right, no one! They're all brainwashed into it! Come back to South Park, Isaac Hayes! Come back to the land of the sane! *Sobs*
Story behind your username: My name is Holly and some say that I am hilarious, therefore "Hollarious" was born!
Current favourite article of clothing: YOUR MOTHER'S PANTIES! I mean... my Harry Potter shirt. Yes... yes, that sounds better.
Favourite physical feature of the same sex: Eyes, eyebrows, hair, lips...
Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: Eyes, eyebrows, hair, lips, adam's apples
Last CD that you bought: Otherside's CD.
Least favourite place: Hell. You all know it as "The Triangle!"
Time you wake up in the morning: Pardon? Oh... oh, I see; I believe the word you're looking for here is "afternoon." I get up at about 2:30 in the afternoon.
If you could play an instrument, what would it be: The TUUUUUUUUBAAAAA.... maybe... or maybe the CLARINETTT... I'm not real sure, as I wasn't blessed with MUUUUUUUSICAL TALENNNNNNT.
Favourite colour: Pink.
Do you believe in an afterlife: Yessir. It's called Heaven (or Hell if you're a scientologist) and there will be lots of stileto shoes and all-you-can-eat-without-gaining-an-ounce vegetarian buffets! Oh yesssss...
How tall are you: 5'8"
Current favourite word/saying: "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
Favourite book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. "Lost Her Mind Recently" Rowling and Why Girls Are Weird by Pamela Ribon. Oh yeah, and Virgin Vegan Valentine by Carolyn Mackler. Ooh, and all of Elizabeth Chandler's books, especially the Kissed By an Angel series, Legacy of Lies and No Time to Die. *Bookgasms*
Favourite season: Winter.
Favourite day: Why, it's CHRISTMAS DAY!
Where do you want to go: Las Vegas, as always.
What is your career going to be like: Glamorous as all get-out. No, seriously. Hey, shut up! *Mumbles* K-Mart stock worker my ass... You have to be in shape for that crap...
What kind of car will you have: Holy crap, I get a new car?! I want a pink VW Bug please! And put some sort of phony "GM" logo on it so my dad'll think his company made it.
Type a line you remember from any book: "Even through his anger and impatience Harry recognized Hermione's offer to accompany him into Umbridge's office as a sign of solidarity and loyalty."-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling.
Identify some things surrounding your computer: A framed picture of two of my kitties, Daria and Amy... a printer... my iPod... an empty glass... blank CDs...
My father thinks I am: Lovable, according to all those songs he sings about me, such as, "I love little Holly Rachael!" Uh-oh, he also seems to be under the impression that I'm little... Now if only I could maintain those same delusions about myself...
My sister thinks I am: Uh... as nonexistant as I think she is, perhaps?
My brother thinks I am: "Hilarious," he tells me.
My grandma thinks I am: Somebody to be proud of- both of them.
My girlfriend/boyfriend thinks I am: Who, now?
My best friend thinks I am: Innocent as hell.
You get embarrassed when: I think about my lack of love life for the past... oh, I dunno... 22 years?
It makes you happy when: There are KITTIES and DOGGIES!
It upsets you when: There are drugs.
You keep a diary: Online... and write in it annually!
You like to cook: Things that are easy to make and delicious to eat.
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: Hahahahahahaha! *Wipes tear from eye* Oh, MERCY! That's funny. You know that Click Five song? "She can't keep a secret for more than an hour." That's me.
You fold your underwear: Heeeeee! Oh man, no. I never even know where in my room to LOOK for my underwear!
You talk in your sleep: YES. I do. In fact, I'm asleep right now. Amaaaaaaaazing, I am.
You set your watch ahead: Hecks no! How do you expect me to know what time it is?!
You bite your fingernails: NOOO! I love my fingernails! I feel bad clipping them! What have they ever done to me?!
You believe in love: Of bloody course I do, who do you think I am?
last...
movie you rented: The Owl and the Pussycat
movie you bought: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
song you listened to: "Falling"-Ben Kweller
song that was stuck in your head: "In Our Darkest Hour"-Phantom Planet
song you've downloaded: "Elenor Rigby"-The Beatles
cd you listened to: My birthday CD from Jerry. :-D
person you've called: Zachary
person that's called you: Zach
TV show you've watched: Clone High, USA
person you were thinking of: Jerry
do...
you wish you could live somewhere else: Not particularly.
you think about suicide: sometimes: Heavens, no!
you believe in online dating: Indeed.
others find you attractive: Dude, I've got a low self-image... I have no idea what other people think. What I think isn't good, and it's hard to get past that.
you want more piercings: Maybe a couple more in each ear. DIAMONDS, DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE, I TELL YOU!
you want more tattoos: More than what? None at all? No, not so much, thanks.
you drink: Never have, never will.
you do drugs: Once again- never have, never will.
you smoke: This is getting repetitive...
you like cleaning: I think it's obvious from my house that I don't!
you like roller coasters: In general, no. In fact... no. If there are large drops involved, you can count me out. I don't fancy getting the wind knocked out of me, as it turns out. Hurray for spinny rides!
you write in cursive or print: Print
you carry a donor card: I tried to write on the back of my license that ya'll can take whatever you want if I'm dead, but it doesn't really work.
have you...
ever cried over a boy/girl: Oh hecks yeah.
ever lied to someone: Oh yes.
ever been in a fist fight: No ma'am.
ever been arrested: No sir.
what...
shampoo do you use: Whatever happens to be in the shower. It's Aussie right now, which is a definite favorite of mine.
perfume do you use: Free samples!
shoes do you wear: Depends on the weather, yo.
are you scared of: The dark, sharp knives, rejection, the plague (although I seem to have contracted it), billions of horror movies, real-looking dolls, statues, psychos, ghosts, your mom... What am I NOT afraid of would be an easier question.
number...
of times you have been in love?: 1
of times you have had your heart broken?: There have been 3 times where I could actually feel my heart break.
of hearts you have broken?: Psha! 0.
of boys/girls you have kissed?: 4.
of people you consider your enemies: 3
of cds' that you own? Dude, I dunno. 'Bout 70, maybe?
of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? Around 7, I'd say.
of things in your past that you regret?: 16.2 billion.
Currently Playing
Bookworm Deluxe!
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Why Matt Owes Me a Pizza)
Current mood: lethargic
Oh, great. Matt has decided to "tag" me with this chain letter in disguise. Since it is technically a survey, and since I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and therefore cannot turn down a challenge of the internet sort (or the world will explode... you understand), I must fill this out. Matt- you owe me a pizza.
Now, here's the obligotory rules and crap:
"I've been tagged!
So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read yours."
1. I can, and do, crack all of the joints on my body, as well as some parts that don't qualify as joints. *Shrugs and crackles*
2. I am one of the few vegetarians you will ever meet who despises most vegetables. I really only like the ones that count as carbs. *Chomps on a raw potato*
3. I'm deathly horrified of the dark. Who knows, it might stab me in my sleep someday! But, of course, it won't because I sleep with a light on! Hmm... and I wonder why I'm single.
4. I've never consumed a drop of alcohol, smoked anything, or done any sort of drugs, and never will. I figure I'm insane enough as it is.
5. Because of my aforementioned obsessive-compulsive disorder, the following words are always running through my head: Love, safety, freedom, fun, courage, inspiration, happiness, friendship, faith, and success. Creepy, eh? And quite annoying too, I assure you.
6. I'm sure that at least 65% my time is spent reading Harry/Hermione smut. What a productive waste of time!
Unwillingly, I suppose I will tag Z-bear, Tracey, Crystal, Lou, Lindsay, and... JPM!
-Holly
Monday, March 6, 2006
Online Quizzes Are All the Rage
Current mood: obsessive-compulsive
| You Are 60% Open Minded |
 You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. |
| Your Inner Blood Type is Type B |
 You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day. Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable. And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success. You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible. You are most compatible with: B and AB Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and |
| You Are a Newborn Soul |
 You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance. On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others. You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative. Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you. Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter. You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything. You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships. Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul |
| Your Five Factor Personality Profile |
 Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. |
| Your Musical Tastes Match: Weird Al |
 See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) |
| The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick |
 You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite |
| Cheese Pizza |
 Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. |
| You Are 20% Evil |
 You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! |
| Your IQ Is 80 |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Average |
| You Are Italian Food |
 Comforting yet overwhelming. People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. |
 | Currently playing : The Sims 2 University Expansion Pack Release date: By 28 February, 2005  |
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
The Cheat is Not Dead. Neither is Holly
Wow. I used to have an online diary! Look! Amazing. Okay, look. I'm really sorry, but I've been distracted. Yes, for the past year. I'm sorry I haven't gotten around to writing, but I'm going to make up for it right now... with a survey! ...Of sorts. Okay, who's ready for the popular internet game... Guess the Song Title! You all know the rules! I listen to random songs on my iPod and type some'a the lyrics in here and you all get to waste time guessing which song the lyrics came from! And I'll even throw in a bonus and give you pictures of who the lyrics are by! Huzzah! Heeeeeeeeeeeere we go!
1. I would die for you... I would die for you. I've been dying just to feel you by my side. To know that you're mine. I will cry for you, I will cry for you. I will wash away your pain with all my tears and drown your fear.
2. From the first breath of her life, she flew straight into my arms. I used to catch her from the swings when she was 5. Now she dances on the wind in a world as hard as stone. She's so anxious to begin and read to fly.
3. We were drawn from the wheels. We were brave like soldiers, falling down under the pale moonlight. You were holding me like someone broken and I couldn't tell you but I'm telling you now: just let me hold you while you're falling apart.
4. What's the time? Well, it's gotta be close to midnight. My body's talking to me. It says time for danger. It says I wanna commit a crime. Wanna be the cause of a fight. Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger.
5. I can't be losing sleep over this, no I can't. And now I cannot stop pacing. Give me a few hours, I'll have this all sorted out. If my mind would just stop racing... 'Cause I cannot stand still. I can't be there so sturdy. This cannot be happening.
6. It's like you're a drug. It's like you're a demon I can't face down, it's like I'm stuck... It's like I'm running from you all the time. And I know I let you have all the power. It's like the only company I seek is misery all around. It's like you're a leech... sucking the life from me.
7. I worry I weigh 3 times my body. I worry I throw my fear around. But this morning, there's a calm I can't explain. The rock candy's melted, only diamonds now remain. By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone.
8. Hold me now... stop the morning light from breaking, something's coming over me. I don't know what it is I'm saving. The clock ticks by and it just might change everything. If I don't give you all that's waiting, who knows what tomorrow will bring?
9. Well... the Poopsmith, he could talk. And Mazipan would rock. And the stick would be this big ol' tree who tried to eat everyone except the Cheat and me. And the King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.
10. We went to the coffee/tea shop on our first date... and it started off great. We made with the talkingn and it was just fine but it soon turned into that awkward silence and I didn't know what to do next. So we sat there with all the couple kissing. And soon, things began deteriorating. And you began turning into the human hosepipe.
11. I had it tough when I was just a little kid; it didn't matter what I thought, it didn't matter what I did. I felt the doubt for what I lacked right from the start. It did a number on my head, but it could never touch my heart. 'Cause I had just enough imagination, just enough to keep the faith.
12. I linger in the doorway of alarm clocks screaming, monsters calling my name. Let me stay where the wind will whisper to me. Where the raindrops, as they're falling, tell a story. In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby, I lie inside myself for hours, then watch my purple sky fly over me.
13. Creeping up on you is the wrong thing to do. I found your address, got you phone number too. Visit all the stores where you buy all your clothes. Been to secret places you think nobody knows. If I have to live without you, nobody could. I need to be around you, watching you.
14. It's so quiet, walking along the edge. It won't be long now till I forget who I am. I am so afraid to move forward. All the mistakes I've made surround me. So I run away. I cannot face what I'm throwing away. It's just as well. You could always tell when I was hollow.
15. They were the sweetest wonds I've ever heard, my heart could barely take it in, like water offered to the lips of a tired and thirsty man. 'Cause it's a tangled web I've woven and I don't know all the reasons, but it amazes me to wake up to your mercy every morning.
16. Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you. Actually, on second though, well, I suppose I could. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest. Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good. Now it seems to me, I'm relatively lucky. I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more. I honestly can say you're an above-average lady. You're almost just what I've been looking for.
17. Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says, "It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied, and I hope that you got that shirt at half-price." And every word I say falls flat on the floor. I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before.
18. Move your body like a hairy troll learning how to rock and roll. Spin around like a crazy elf dancing by himself. Get down like a unicorn. No stopping till the break of dawn. Put your hands up in the air... like an ogre who just don't care.
19. We like to buy, we like to spend, to keep up with the latest trends, but we don't get no satisfaction living like a slave to fashion. No more thinking for yourself... just get it off a shelf. Oh, why be perfect? No, it's not worth it. Don't be so obsessed. Come on, give it a rest. This is not some contest. Just do your best. 'Cause nobody's perfect.
20. I don't want to stand on a stage with a sword. I went to a pantomime once. I was bored. I'm not a poetical sort of a person like you. When I need a poem, the street and the gutters will do. There's Tommy Flannigan who lights the gas lamps. 190 lamps in Phoenix Pack alone. He's done it drunk for over 57 years... in Dublin.
Here's hoping I'll write a real entry before 2007! Woo!
<3, Holly
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
You Can Only Talk About Potatoes So Long
Jerry was in a play called A Man of No Importance recently. I'll talk about that next entry. I've actually already written most of that entry. I just don't feel like finishing it right now, and I've got to get to work. Perhaps I'll write about that later, too. But the point I'm trying to make here is, Jerry leant me his Man of No Importance soundtrack, and this chick who plays that girl in the blue coat sings, "You can only talk about potatoes so long." Well, I've got news for her.
Potatoes are delicious. They're full in carbie-goodness. Why, I love potatoes so much, I could eat them every day of the year. If I were a potato farmer, let me tell you, I would be a happy Holly. Just last night, I ate mashed potatoes with a side of fries, which were filled with... YOU GUESSED IT! ...potatoes. Earlier that day, I had some hash browns. I never understood what was up with that punishment where they make people peel potatoes. I mean, dude--you could turn those babies into sweet potato cassarole! Man, my mouth is watering just thinking about potatoes.
Alright, I guess I should get to work now, but you kids remember to eat your frickin' potatoes. They're delectable. Now just sit back and enjoy these lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
"Addicted to Spuds"
Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or French fried
There's no kind you haven't tried
You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got a peel
Wo, you like 'em whether they're plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds
Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some tater tots would blow your mind
And you don't mind if they're not cooked
You need your fix, I guess you're hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of bacon bits and sour cream
Wo, you like 'em even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah
It's pretty obvious to me you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
I'm giving up, it's just no use
Another case of spud abuse
What can I say, what can I do
Potato bug has got me, too
Woah, I used to hate 'em, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah
I've often seen 'em whipped, but they just can't be beat
Now I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to spuds
See, blue-coated girl? Weird Al wrote a whole song about potatoes! I guess I showed that fictional character!
<3,>
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