I've gone to see Shrek three times, and I'm going to see it again! It's a darn good movie, I tell ya! Want me to tell you about it? Okay, check it out.
Shrek is this ogre, and he likes his privacy, so he lives all by himself by this big swamp. One day, this really adorable donkey named... Donkey, decides that he likes Shrek and wants to be his friend, because Donkey doesn't have any friends. Shrek doesn't like the idea of the donkey tagging along with him because this donkey not only can talk, but never shuts up. If he isn't talking, he's humming, singing, or whistling.
Then this group of fairytale people and creatures, sets up camp at Shrek's house because Lord Farquaad evicted them all. Lord Farquaad tells Shrek that he can have his swamp back if Shrek goes and rescues Princess Fiona from this fire-breathing dragon in a castle so that Lord Farquaad can marry her, and he can be king of Duloc. Well, Shrek and Donkey go on a quest to save Princess Fiona, and the fire-breathing dragon falls in love with Donkey.
Princess Fiona is really aggitated that Shrek, an ogre, rescued her, until she realizes that he's really a great guy, and she falls in love with Shrek before she can even get to Lord Farquaad. It's really quite the awesome movie. It's really sweet, and worth seeing numerous times.
I think it goes without saying that Shrek is my new obsession. Especially since my new screen name is "Donkey From Shrek." That donkey is really cute. He looks just like my dog, Chyna.
Okay, see ya!
--Holly Rache
Tuesday, June 12, 2001
Saturday, June 9, 2001
Z-Bear
The theme says to talk about my siblings. It seems like I have one, but... oh yeah, he's hardly ever here anymore! He's always either at work or with his girlfriend. Oh well.
Anyhoo, I have a 19-year-old brother named Zach. He's a real lovable guy. He was my only friend all through junior high.
Zach is a real hairy guy. He has a space in his teeth because he didn't wear his retainer. He likes to sit around without pants on. He wears muscle shirts even though he doesn't have muscles. One time, in third grade, he beat me up. He has more pairs of shoes than a guy should have. He swore today. He has boxers with Tootsie Rolls all over them. He's got a strange lump on his middle finger. He hangs out with Bobby all the time.
Despite all this, he could beat *your* brother up.
Anyhoo, I have a 19-year-old brother named Zach. He's a real lovable guy. He was my only friend all through junior high.
Zach is a real hairy guy. He has a space in his teeth because he didn't wear his retainer. He likes to sit around without pants on. He wears muscle shirts even though he doesn't have muscles. One time, in third grade, he beat me up. He has more pairs of shoes than a guy should have. He swore today. He has boxers with Tootsie Rolls all over them. He's got a strange lump on his middle finger. He hangs out with Bobby all the time.
Despite all this, he could beat *your* brother up.
Monday, June 4, 2001
I'm postin' another survey! Woo hoo!
1- If you could call yourself any name in the world besides what you are called now, what would it be? C3P0.
2- Have you ever bought condoms? Yes, but I was in desperate need of party balloons at the time!
3- What age were you when you discovered the secrets of "the birds and the bees"? Eight. My idiot brother told me before my parents wanted me to know.
4- Which female pop singer deserves to have their good name slandered by shameless tabloids first? Geez! Poor female pop singers! Shame on you! Shaaaaaame!
5- What does the smell of cut grass remind you of? Allergies.
6- Chances are you probably have a crush on someone. What qualities does that person have that draw you to them? He's hilarious. That's all I look for in a guy.
7- Are thunderstorms, in your opinion, super-cool or just plain scary? THUNDERSTORM?! AAAAAH, WHERE?!
8- What is your favourite thing in the whole world to do and who do you like doing this thing with? I like driving around with my mom.
9- Britney Spears... real or implants? Good Heavens! What is the obsession with Britney Spears' boobs? Who *cares* if they're real or fake?!
10- A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot be surmounted in any way. What do you do? Cry.
11- Do you believe in having premarital sex? No.
12- Boy Bands:(choose one) a) I want to have sex with them, b) I wanna join them, c)I wanna kill them, d)they are just misunderstood? I'd just like to meet one.
13- If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss? If you could take anything with you, what would it be? Actually, I *am* moving in about a week. I'm taking all my stuff with me, but I'm going to miss Sarah. I'm not gonna get to see her as often as I used to.
14- Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Both is good.
15- Oh no! Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what would you be called, and what would your super power be? I'd be... Hollarious... the fifth Ninja Turtle...
16- How many beanie babies do you have (truthfully)? Like, 150.
17- If it were possible to have sex with no physical consequences, would you? No.
18- There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself and is dying in the sun. You walk on without helping him, why? I *wouldn't* do that! Geez!
19- What do you think would be the most interesting place to have sex in and why? Heavens, child, I don't know.
20- If you had only two days to live, what would you do? Read the Bible.
21- Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular, just there, a dork or an outcast? I'm like school in the summertime... *no* class!
Do you have a friend that just will never let up when it comes to finding out secrets? That'd be Sarah.
2- Have you ever bought condoms? Yes, but I was in desperate need of party balloons at the time!
3- What age were you when you discovered the secrets of "the birds and the bees"? Eight. My idiot brother told me before my parents wanted me to know.
4- Which female pop singer deserves to have their good name slandered by shameless tabloids first? Geez! Poor female pop singers! Shame on you! Shaaaaaame!
5- What does the smell of cut grass remind you of? Allergies.
6- Chances are you probably have a crush on someone. What qualities does that person have that draw you to them? He's hilarious. That's all I look for in a guy.
7- Are thunderstorms, in your opinion, super-cool or just plain scary? THUNDERSTORM?! AAAAAH, WHERE?!
8- What is your favourite thing in the whole world to do and who do you like doing this thing with? I like driving around with my mom.
9- Britney Spears... real or implants? Good Heavens! What is the obsession with Britney Spears' boobs? Who *cares* if they're real or fake?!
10- A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot be surmounted in any way. What do you do? Cry.
11- Do you believe in having premarital sex? No.
12- Boy Bands:(choose one) a) I want to have sex with them, b) I wanna join them, c)I wanna kill them, d)they are just misunderstood? I'd just like to meet one.
13- If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss? If you could take anything with you, what would it be? Actually, I *am* moving in about a week. I'm taking all my stuff with me, but I'm going to miss Sarah. I'm not gonna get to see her as often as I used to.
14- Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Both is good.
15- Oh no! Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what would you be called, and what would your super power be? I'd be... Hollarious... the fifth Ninja Turtle...
16- How many beanie babies do you have (truthfully)? Like, 150.
17- If it were possible to have sex with no physical consequences, would you? No.
18- There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself and is dying in the sun. You walk on without helping him, why? I *wouldn't* do that! Geez!
19- What do you think would be the most interesting place to have sex in and why? Heavens, child, I don't know.
20- If you had only two days to live, what would you do? Read the Bible.
21- Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular, just there, a dork or an outcast? I'm like school in the summertime... *no* class!
Do you have a friend that just will never let up when it comes to finding out secrets? That'd be Sarah.
Tuesday, May 29, 2001
Huuuuuray for the suuuuuuuurvey
1) What time do you wake up in the morning? Morning? What's that?
2) What do you eat for breakfast? Frosted Mini-Wheats with soy milk.
3) What do you do before you go to bed? Read and write Daria fan fic, then watch Letterman and Conan.
4) Which boy band is the best? *NSYNC OR BSB? I dunno, they both rock.
5) Do you have a theme song? Hmm... what a nifty question... I'll have to get back to ya.
6) Give a typical school day outfit. School? Oh, right, school! I used to wear a T-shirt and jeans.
7) What is your favorite thing about your face? That birthmark that's shaped like Regis Philban.
8) Have any obsessions? Daria and Disney movies at the moment. Don't worry, I'll get more.
9) Has anyone ever stolen anything from you? Yeah, when I was like, seven, somebody broke into my mom's car in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot and stole my Paula Abdul tape. And this girl at school last year stole my Brian McKnight CD.
10) What is the stupidest movie you've seen in the theater? The Nutcracker.
11) Have any trademark words/phrases? "Splendiferous" and "wondermous."
12) Where would you love to be right now? Vegas, Disney World or Cedar Point.
13) Have you been to my website? (http://peachykeenkara.cjb.net) No, I don't think so.
14) Do you have to sort Skittles/M'n'M's by their color? No. All Skittles and M&Ms are created equally!
15) What is your computer wallpaper right now? A bunch of "Animated Heroines" in a cool collage I made in Paint. It's got Daria, Belle, Ariel, people such as those.
16) Do you have Napster? If so, how many songs do you have? Yeah. I used to have 175 until Zach decided to delete them.
17) Who is the best pop princess? Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore both rock majorly.
18) What do you want to be when you grow up? The voice of a really niftay cartoon character.
19) Name some of your pet peeves: Animal abuse, Howard Stern and Eminem.
20) ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS: When I was little, I loved this song called "You're in Love" by Wilson Phillips and I still think it's cool.
21) Do you have a favorite pair of socks? Nah. But the ones with British flags all over 'em are pretty cool.
22) What songs do you absolutely hate? Anything by Eminem.
23) Ever read anything by V.C. Andrews? No.
24) Do you have homework? Good Heavens, child, I don't even have school.
25) Do you believe in reincarnation? I did, but that was in another life.
26) If you do, what would you like to come back as? A cat. They're spoiled.
27) Here is an amazing fact. The sky is blue! Huh. How 'bout that.
28) Do you have a favorite computer font? Standout's always jolly good fun.
29) Ever wanted a tattoo? Nope.
30) Are you nervous for anything right now? No.
31) Do you belong to any clubs or organizations? PETA.
32) Do you like pink flamingos? Yeah.
33) If you were stranded on an island and had only 5 CDs, what would they be? How 'bout Amy Grant's "Lead Me On", Michael W. Smith's "Live the Life", Lifehouse, 98 Degrees "And Rising", annnnnd Westlife.
34) If you were stranded on an island and had only five MOVIES, what would THEY be? Daria--"Is It Fall Yet?", Ten Things I Hate About You, Disney's Tarzan, Disney's The Little Mermaid, and How To Get Off a Deserted Island In Five Easy Steps.
35) What about 5 of your most treasured possesions? In this cast, they would be a king-sized bottle of sun screen, sun glasses, a hat, a really good map and a paddle boat.
36) If your uncle was blue, and mine was yellow, what color would their uncle be? Michigan colors.
2) What do you eat for breakfast? Frosted Mini-Wheats with soy milk.
3) What do you do before you go to bed? Read and write Daria fan fic, then watch Letterman and Conan.
4) Which boy band is the best? *NSYNC OR BSB? I dunno, they both rock.
5) Do you have a theme song? Hmm... what a nifty question... I'll have to get back to ya.
6) Give a typical school day outfit. School? Oh, right, school! I used to wear a T-shirt and jeans.
7) What is your favorite thing about your face? That birthmark that's shaped like Regis Philban.
8) Have any obsessions? Daria and Disney movies at the moment. Don't worry, I'll get more.
9) Has anyone ever stolen anything from you? Yeah, when I was like, seven, somebody broke into my mom's car in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot and stole my Paula Abdul tape. And this girl at school last year stole my Brian McKnight CD.
10) What is the stupidest movie you've seen in the theater? The Nutcracker.
11) Have any trademark words/phrases? "Splendiferous" and "wondermous."
12) Where would you love to be right now? Vegas, Disney World or Cedar Point.
13) Have you been to my website? (http://peachykeenkara.cjb.net) No, I don't think so.
14) Do you have to sort Skittles/M'n'M's by their color? No. All Skittles and M&Ms are created equally!
15) What is your computer wallpaper right now? A bunch of "Animated Heroines" in a cool collage I made in Paint. It's got Daria, Belle, Ariel, people such as those.
16) Do you have Napster? If so, how many songs do you have? Yeah. I used to have 175 until Zach decided to delete them.
17) Who is the best pop princess? Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore both rock majorly.
18) What do you want to be when you grow up? The voice of a really niftay cartoon character.
19) Name some of your pet peeves: Animal abuse, Howard Stern and Eminem.
20) ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS: When I was little, I loved this song called "You're in Love" by Wilson Phillips and I still think it's cool.
21) Do you have a favorite pair of socks? Nah. But the ones with British flags all over 'em are pretty cool.
22) What songs do you absolutely hate? Anything by Eminem.
23) Ever read anything by V.C. Andrews? No.
24) Do you have homework? Good Heavens, child, I don't even have school.
25) Do you believe in reincarnation? I did, but that was in another life.
26) If you do, what would you like to come back as? A cat. They're spoiled.
27) Here is an amazing fact. The sky is blue! Huh. How 'bout that.
28) Do you have a favorite computer font? Standout's always jolly good fun.
29) Ever wanted a tattoo? Nope.
30) Are you nervous for anything right now? No.
31) Do you belong to any clubs or organizations? PETA.
32) Do you like pink flamingos? Yeah.
33) If you were stranded on an island and had only 5 CDs, what would they be? How 'bout Amy Grant's "Lead Me On", Michael W. Smith's "Live the Life", Lifehouse, 98 Degrees "And Rising", annnnnd Westlife.
34) If you were stranded on an island and had only five MOVIES, what would THEY be? Daria--"Is It Fall Yet?", Ten Things I Hate About You, Disney's Tarzan, Disney's The Little Mermaid, and How To Get Off a Deserted Island In Five Easy Steps.
35) What about 5 of your most treasured possesions? In this cast, they would be a king-sized bottle of sun screen, sun glasses, a hat, a really good map and a paddle boat.
36) If your uncle was blue, and mine was yellow, what color would their uncle be? Michigan colors.
Thursday, May 17, 2001
No More Mott
Well, I've been kicked out of my high school, Mott Middle College for lack of attendance. Since my dad feels like constantly screaming at me about it, I've decided to spent almost all of my time at my mom's house, or my grandma's house.
My soon-to-be step-dad, Mike, called around and go me into this school, Peril. So I'm going to start there this summer.
Speaking of Mike, he and Mom have decided to get married September 1st in the court yard of Farnumwood Presbyterian Church. It's going to be at night time, and I think the wedding'll be really cool 'cause we're going to hang all kinds of white Christmas-type lights and garden lamps all around. Nifty, eh?
I'm going job-hunting with Sarah today because naturally, if I'm not at school, I have to be working. Alrighty then, TTYL.
--Holly
My soon-to-be step-dad, Mike, called around and go me into this school, Peril. So I'm going to start there this summer.
Speaking of Mike, he and Mom have decided to get married September 1st in the court yard of Farnumwood Presbyterian Church. It's going to be at night time, and I think the wedding'll be really cool 'cause we're going to hang all kinds of white Christmas-type lights and garden lamps all around. Nifty, eh?
I'm going job-hunting with Sarah today because naturally, if I'm not at school, I have to be working. Alrighty then, TTYL.
--Holly
Thursday, May 3, 2001
Update on Me
Hey! Whassup? I got back from Florida last Thursday, and I discovered some new things about myself on my trip.
1. I'm not afraid of rollercoasters! In fact, I think they rock the body that rocks the party!
2. I can say, "The cockroaches go in, but they do not exit" in Spanish.
3. If I know I'm going to be stading in a really long line in 95 degree weather, I should bring a Slurpee with me.
4. Swimming is only fun is someone's not trying to drown me.
5. I walk about 5 minutes ahead of my grandparents.
On our last day at Disney World, Zach said his back hurt, so he stayed in the room while Dad and I went to MGM. We went on this tour called The Magic of Disney Animation. They showed us all kinds of interesting stuff, but the part I liked the best was when they showed us a video of these animators that work at Disney. One of the guys said, "My co-worker told me once to put true sincerity into my work. I thought he meant, 'Draw really good.' Since then, I've realized what he really meant. To touch the audience with the story you're trying to tell, you have to feel what your character is feeling. That's what makes the whole thing believeable."
So these people acted out the scenes before they drew them, and that really worked. They actually felt what their characters did. These animators said it's so cool to watch the scenes they draw on the big screen, because it seems like they made magic.
Then our tour guide brought us to this mini-theatre where they showed us clips from Disney movies where it was very evident that the artists put tons of sincerity into their work. They showed us the scene where Bambi's mom got shot, the scene where Belle is crying, talking to the Beast after his fight with Gaston, and the scene where Kerchek is dying, and tells Tarzan to take care of the family. Then a series of scenes where best friends are helping each other out, where family comes through for heros, and where couples live happily ever after.
That was about the coolest thing I've ever done. But then we went to this show, Fantasmic. Mickey had a dream with all the Disney characters out on the lake, reinacting their hero scenes and stuff. It was *really* cool.
Well, as soon as I got home, I had to watch all the Disney movies I missed. So now I have a new obsession... with Tarzan. It's so sweet! The poor kid's parents died, so a gorilla took him in and raised him. Then he felt like he didn't fit in because of the way he looked compared to the animals. His "mom" said the coolest thing. She put his hand to his chest and said, "Forget what you see. What do you feel?" and he said, "My heart!" Then she had him listen to her heart and she said, "See? They're exactly the same." I thought that was really sweet. Oh! And I *love* the scenes with Tarzan and Jane. My favorite one is where Jane's drawing Tarzan and he's all staring at her, but Clayton is like, "No, watch what *I'm* doing!" amd Tarzan puts his head down like he's paying attention to Clayton, but he really keeps watching Jane, and he gets the cutest smile on his face. And I like how they matched the lyrics up with the scne-- "Every gesture... every move that she makes makes me feel like never before... Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?" And she's drawing Tarzan right there, and she looks like she's so into it. It's so cute!
Uh-oh, somebody smack me, I'm getting too giddy for my own good! Ah well. Later!
--Holly Rach
1. I'm not afraid of rollercoasters! In fact, I think they rock the body that rocks the party!
2. I can say, "The cockroaches go in, but they do not exit" in Spanish.
3. If I know I'm going to be stading in a really long line in 95 degree weather, I should bring a Slurpee with me.
4. Swimming is only fun is someone's not trying to drown me.
5. I walk about 5 minutes ahead of my grandparents.
On our last day at Disney World, Zach said his back hurt, so he stayed in the room while Dad and I went to MGM. We went on this tour called The Magic of Disney Animation. They showed us all kinds of interesting stuff, but the part I liked the best was when they showed us a video of these animators that work at Disney. One of the guys said, "My co-worker told me once to put true sincerity into my work. I thought he meant, 'Draw really good.' Since then, I've realized what he really meant. To touch the audience with the story you're trying to tell, you have to feel what your character is feeling. That's what makes the whole thing believeable."
So these people acted out the scenes before they drew them, and that really worked. They actually felt what their characters did. These animators said it's so cool to watch the scenes they draw on the big screen, because it seems like they made magic.
Then our tour guide brought us to this mini-theatre where they showed us clips from Disney movies where it was very evident that the artists put tons of sincerity into their work. They showed us the scene where Bambi's mom got shot, the scene where Belle is crying, talking to the Beast after his fight with Gaston, and the scene where Kerchek is dying, and tells Tarzan to take care of the family. Then a series of scenes where best friends are helping each other out, where family comes through for heros, and where couples live happily ever after.
That was about the coolest thing I've ever done. But then we went to this show, Fantasmic. Mickey had a dream with all the Disney characters out on the lake, reinacting their hero scenes and stuff. It was *really* cool.
Well, as soon as I got home, I had to watch all the Disney movies I missed. So now I have a new obsession... with Tarzan. It's so sweet! The poor kid's parents died, so a gorilla took him in and raised him. Then he felt like he didn't fit in because of the way he looked compared to the animals. His "mom" said the coolest thing. She put his hand to his chest and said, "Forget what you see. What do you feel?" and he said, "My heart!" Then she had him listen to her heart and she said, "See? They're exactly the same." I thought that was really sweet. Oh! And I *love* the scenes with Tarzan and Jane. My favorite one is where Jane's drawing Tarzan and he's all staring at her, but Clayton is like, "No, watch what *I'm* doing!" amd Tarzan puts his head down like he's paying attention to Clayton, but he really keeps watching Jane, and he gets the cutest smile on his face. And I like how they matched the lyrics up with the scne-- "Every gesture... every move that she makes makes me feel like never before... Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?" And she's drawing Tarzan right there, and she looks like she's so into it. It's so cute!
Uh-oh, somebody smack me, I'm getting too giddy for my own good! Ah well. Later!
--Holly Rach
Tuesday, May 1, 2001
'Nother survey
BELIEVE IN GOD: Yep.
BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL: Yep.
BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION: I dunno... perhaps. Sounds fun... uh, I think.
BELIEVE IN ALIENS: Meh... probably not. I don't really care if they exist or not.
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yeah, but I try not to. Scares the crap outta me!
BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER: Uh... sure.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: I appear to exist, yes.
BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE: Yeah, happened to Michael W. Smith and his wife, Debbie.
HAVE A PAGER: Nope.
TRUST YOUR FRIENDS: Well... some of them.
LOVE SOMEONE: Yeah.
TYPE WITH THE RIGHT FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Nah.
KNOW YOUR TYPING SPEED: 95 words per minute. I know *that* 'cause of Mavis Beacon.
WANT THIS SURVEY TO JUST END?: No.
WANT A DIFFERENT NAME: Nope.
IF SO, WHAT: You don't read very well, do you?
COLLECT ANYTHING: CDs 'n' such.
WISH YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT: Yeah.
HAVE A RELIGION: Presbyterian, Christian.
WEAR A WATCH: A Daria one, yes.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Almost always with my mom, sometimes with my dad.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: Nope.
PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS: Steel drums.
EAT BRUSSEL SPROUTS: No.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Nope.
SING IN THE SHOWER: Yeah.
*~In ThE pAsT 24 hOuRs, HaVe YoUE*
SAID I LOVE YOU: Yeah.
KISSED SOMEONE: Yup.
HUGGED SOMEONE: Yeah.
CRIED: Yes.
LAUGHED: Yep.
WRITTEN A LETTER: No.
WRITTEN A POEM: No.
DONE HOMEWORK: Psha!
FELT STUPID: Yeah.
HAD AN ARGUMENT: Yeah.
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT: Nope.
WASHED YOUR HAIR: Nope.
FILLED OUT A SURVEY: Yeah.
BEEN SARCASTIC: Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
TALKED ON THE PHONE: No.
*~ChOiCeS - dO yOu PrEfErE*
COKE OR PEPSI: Coke.
TAPE OR CD: CD.
IMPERIAL OR METRIC: Uh...
FAHRENHEIT OR CELSIUS: Uh...
HOT OR COLD WEATHER: Cold.
DAY OR NIGHT: Night.
INTERNET OR TV: Oh no, don't make me choose between my two best friends!
CUP OR GLASS: Glass.
PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil.
TYPING OR WRITING: Typing.
RAIN OR SNOW: Snow.
PAPER OR PLASTIC: Paper.
HUGS OR KISSES: Both.
FOR GALS: LEO OR BRAD PITT: Oh... they're both hot.
FOR GUYS: KATIE HOLMES OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: I'm a girl, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is the chick.
SUNLIGHT OR MOONLIGHT: Both are good.
DIGITAL OR ANALOGUE: ...I feel stupider and stupider as this survey goes on.
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Vanilla.
BACON BITS OR CROUTONS: Croutons.
TEA OR COFFEE: Tea.
EMAIL OR POST: E-mail.
TRAIN OR BUS: Both are last resorts.
PLANE OR SHIP: Plane, I think.
WALK OR RUN: Well, either way, I'd have to use my legs like a sucker.
GET A TAXI OR A RIDE WITH SOMEONE: Well, if I knew the person I was going to ride with...
ESCALATORS OR ELEVATORS OR STAIRS: Escalators.
*~ChOiCeS - wOuLd YoU rAtHeRE*
BE TOILET PAPER OR A TISSUE: Uh... can't I just remaind human?
KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE OR KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR: Car.
BE DEAF OR BLIND: Deaf.
HAVE NO ARMS OR NO LEGS: Legs.
*~ChOiCeS - wHiCh Is WoRsE?~*
YOU ARE ON THE TOILET. NO TOILET PAPER OR A WET SEAT: Ewhewhew... Uh... no... T.P... I... guess.
PUTTING YOUR HAND IN A PILE OF POO OR IN THE DEEP IN THE COMPOST BIN: Compost bin.
ANAESTHETIC OR GETTING KNOCKED OVER THE HEAD: Anaesthetic.
YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET. YOU BECOME DISCONNECTED ACCIDENTALLY OR THE COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN: Computer shuts down.
*~ThInK~*
IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY BRING 3 THINGS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE: TV/VCR combo, computer and a suitcase full of other usefull stuff. Muahahahaha!
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Jesus.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Strawberry blonde.
IF YOU GOT A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF: I wouldn't get a tattoo.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Voice acress for Disney movies.
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE: Las Vegas.
IF YOU COULD OWN ANY CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Green VW Bug.
*~OtHeR qUeStIoNs~*
HAVE YOU HAD/DO YOU HAVE BRACES: I had 'em before, yeah.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS: No.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: Five of 'em.
DO YOU WEAR GLASSES: I'm supposed to... :-)
BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL: Yep.
BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION: I dunno... perhaps. Sounds fun... uh, I think.
BELIEVE IN ALIENS: Meh... probably not. I don't really care if they exist or not.
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yeah, but I try not to. Scares the crap outta me!
BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER: Uh... sure.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: I appear to exist, yes.
BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE: Yeah, happened to Michael W. Smith and his wife, Debbie.
HAVE A PAGER: Nope.
TRUST YOUR FRIENDS: Well... some of them.
LOVE SOMEONE: Yeah.
TYPE WITH THE RIGHT FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Nah.
KNOW YOUR TYPING SPEED: 95 words per minute. I know *that* 'cause of Mavis Beacon.
WANT THIS SURVEY TO JUST END?: No.
WANT A DIFFERENT NAME: Nope.
IF SO, WHAT: You don't read very well, do you?
COLLECT ANYTHING: CDs 'n' such.
WISH YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT: Yeah.
HAVE A RELIGION: Presbyterian, Christian.
WEAR A WATCH: A Daria one, yes.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Almost always with my mom, sometimes with my dad.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: Nope.
PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS: Steel drums.
EAT BRUSSEL SPROUTS: No.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Nope.
SING IN THE SHOWER: Yeah.
*~In ThE pAsT 24 hOuRs, HaVe YoUE*
SAID I LOVE YOU: Yeah.
KISSED SOMEONE: Yup.
HUGGED SOMEONE: Yeah.
CRIED: Yes.
LAUGHED: Yep.
WRITTEN A LETTER: No.
WRITTEN A POEM: No.
DONE HOMEWORK: Psha!
FELT STUPID: Yeah.
HAD AN ARGUMENT: Yeah.
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT: Nope.
WASHED YOUR HAIR: Nope.
FILLED OUT A SURVEY: Yeah.
BEEN SARCASTIC: Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
TALKED ON THE PHONE: No.
*~ChOiCeS - dO yOu PrEfErE*
COKE OR PEPSI: Coke.
TAPE OR CD: CD.
IMPERIAL OR METRIC: Uh...
FAHRENHEIT OR CELSIUS: Uh...
HOT OR COLD WEATHER: Cold.
DAY OR NIGHT: Night.
INTERNET OR TV: Oh no, don't make me choose between my two best friends!
CUP OR GLASS: Glass.
PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil.
TYPING OR WRITING: Typing.
RAIN OR SNOW: Snow.
PAPER OR PLASTIC: Paper.
HUGS OR KISSES: Both.
FOR GALS: LEO OR BRAD PITT: Oh... they're both hot.
FOR GUYS: KATIE HOLMES OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: I'm a girl, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is the chick.
SUNLIGHT OR MOONLIGHT: Both are good.
DIGITAL OR ANALOGUE: ...I feel stupider and stupider as this survey goes on.
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Vanilla.
BACON BITS OR CROUTONS: Croutons.
TEA OR COFFEE: Tea.
EMAIL OR POST: E-mail.
TRAIN OR BUS: Both are last resorts.
PLANE OR SHIP: Plane, I think.
WALK OR RUN: Well, either way, I'd have to use my legs like a sucker.
GET A TAXI OR A RIDE WITH SOMEONE: Well, if I knew the person I was going to ride with...
ESCALATORS OR ELEVATORS OR STAIRS: Escalators.
*~ChOiCeS - wOuLd YoU rAtHeRE*
BE TOILET PAPER OR A TISSUE: Uh... can't I just remaind human?
KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE OR KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR: Car.
BE DEAF OR BLIND: Deaf.
HAVE NO ARMS OR NO LEGS: Legs.
*~ChOiCeS - wHiCh Is WoRsE?~*
YOU ARE ON THE TOILET. NO TOILET PAPER OR A WET SEAT: Ewhewhew... Uh... no... T.P... I... guess.
PUTTING YOUR HAND IN A PILE OF POO OR IN THE DEEP IN THE COMPOST BIN: Compost bin.
ANAESTHETIC OR GETTING KNOCKED OVER THE HEAD: Anaesthetic.
YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET. YOU BECOME DISCONNECTED ACCIDENTALLY OR THE COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN: Computer shuts down.
*~ThInK~*
IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY BRING 3 THINGS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE: TV/VCR combo, computer and a suitcase full of other usefull stuff. Muahahahaha!
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Jesus.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Strawberry blonde.
IF YOU GOT A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF: I wouldn't get a tattoo.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Voice acress for Disney movies.
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE: Las Vegas.
IF YOU COULD OWN ANY CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Green VW Bug.
*~OtHeR qUeStIoNs~*
HAVE YOU HAD/DO YOU HAVE BRACES: I had 'em before, yeah.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS: No.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: Five of 'em.
DO YOU WEAR GLASSES: I'm supposed to... :-)
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