Friday, May 31, 2002

I'm Your Imaginary Friend...

THE "WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE" SURVEY

Stolen from: Kettle Korn POPcorn!

1. What did you wish your name was? I've never wished for a different name.

2. Did you have an imaginary friend? When I was in like, 4th and 5th grade, I imagined that soap opera characters hung out in my back yard. I was a strange child.

3. If yes, what was his/her name? Well, there was Powel, Rebecca, Todd, Marty, Patrick, Jessica & Christian...

4. Did you want to get married? I've been planning my wedding since pre-school.

5. How many kids did you want to have? 2.

6. What did you want their names to be? It depends on what my obsession was at the time. If I was in 2nd grade, I wanted my kids to be named Ariel and Eric.

7. What kind of a perfect life did you want to live? I used to want to live on a farm with Tim (my crush), but I didn't want to eat the animals (I still don't!), I just wanted to play with them.

8. What kind of house did you want to live in? One that was next door to my parents.

9. Did you play with dolls or army toys? Dolls.

10. What was your most favorite toys' name? Strawberry Shortcake. My brother won her for me out of the Big Choice.

11. Who was your childhood hero? Paula Abdul.

12. What was your favorite article of clothing? Tights! I always wanted to look very girly, and I wanted to wear a dress with tights *every day*.

13. Who did you want to be like when you grew up? Paula Abdul.

14. What did you want to be when you grew up? A singer/dancer/actress, like Paula Abdul.

15. Who were some of your best friends? Jessie, Ashley, Shannon, Jennifer, Kelly, Jana, Danny, Kyle...

16. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike? 7, I think.

17. What was your favorite food? It was different every year.

18. Who was your favorite baby-sitter? Well, my only babysitters were Grandma and Grandpa Shoup, and they're the *best*!

19. What did you think it would be like to drive a car? Scary! I didn't want to drive, ever. I'm still not *too* fond of it.

20. Did you ever own anything that had to do with My little ponies, Rainbow Brite or G.I Joes? Absolutely! I had about 360 My Little Ponies.

21. Did you play with Barbie and Ken dolls? I thought Ken sucked because he had plastic hair (what's up with that, anyway?) but I played with Barbies all the time.

22. Did you play with baby dolls? Sure did! "Baby" was my first word, and I *loved* my baby dolls.

23. Did you ever have one of those play kitchens? Um... I don't think so. But I did have plastic McDonald's food!

24. Did you ever own a Cozy Coupe? What?

25. Do you remember shows like, Ducktales, Tale Spin, Gummi Bears or Lunch Box? I LOVED Ducktales and Tale Spin, but I have no clue what Gummi Bears and Lunch Box are.

26. Did you ever own a power wheels car? Nope. Zach did, though.

27. Did you ever watch the show "Puff the Magic Dragon?" Yeah, that show rocked!

28. Who was your favorite pet? The only pet I had when I was little was Tinsel, my very first kitty cat. I loved her, she was adorable!

29. Did you ever believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny? Of course! My mom told me they weren't real in 6th grade (yeah, yeah) and I was like, "Oh, RIGHT, Mom! Suuuuuure, Santa's not real!" I did *not* believe her.

30. If yes, who did you think the santas and easter bunnies at the mall were? Their helpers, of course!

31. How did you feel when you learned how to tie your shoe finally? I was like, "Wow, velcro sure was easier..."

32. Did you ever have one of those slap-on wristbands? Yup! Oh man, do I ever love *those* things...

33. Did you ever wear stick-on earrings? Heh, no. I got my ears pierced when I was a baby.

Carrie Has Graduated & Grandpa Fell Off the Porch

Time: 5:52 P.M.
I'm Wearing: My "Please! Don't Eat the Animals" shirt and jean shorts (with rivets... ooh).
I Last Ate: Stuffed pumpkin shells! Woo hoo!
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "You Make Me" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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Whoaaaa, a fruit fly just flew by! *Ducks*. Whew! He juuuuust missed me.

So anyway, the night before last, my dad and I were sitting there, watching Life As a House when this bat flies by! Dad's like, "WHOA!" and I'm like, "Sweet, merciful crap! Another bat!" And then it got in my hair, so I was like, "AAAAAAH!" I proceeded to run down the hall, and barracaded myself and Zach in his room while my dad chased the bat out of the house with a tennis racket.

I've recently discovered that I dislike bats. They're poop-heads. The next day, we got a cage for the chimney so the bats can't mistake it for a cave anymore.

Last night, I went to Carrie's graduation with my grandparents Shoup, Mom and Mike. Mike's all sick and everything, so he hardly made it there, and it was like, a 3 hour graduation! I swear, like 50 million kids graduated from that freaking school! And the valedictorian decided to make an hour-long speech. Ugh. It was more crowded than an 'N Sync concert, too, and all you could smell was B.O. Eeeeeew.

After stopping at Tim Hortons to purchase donuts and muffins, we all went to Mom's house (except for Carrie, who went to the post-grad party). We ordered pizzas and watched previously-recorded episodes of Port Charles. Well, my grandparents had to leave eventually, and the stupid porch light stopped working, plus there's no railing on the steps, so my poor grandpa fell down the porch steps, into the rock garden. Owwwwww.

Mike's grandpa is in the hospital with heart trouble. Poor guy. He's like, one of the sweetest guys in the world, too. :-(

G'bye!

--Holly Rachael :-D

"...and I'm not easily impressed. WOW, a BLUE CAR!"--Homer Simpson

Wednesday, May 29, 2002

Self-Made Harry Potter Survey

I got the Harry Potter DVD yesterday, and I swear, I've been doing a happy dance ever since! Mondie (Quidditch Chaser) did a play (that included me!) in tribute to Harry Potter VHS/DVD Day. Since surveys are my specialty, I thought I'd make up one!

1. Who's your favorite HP character and why? Hermione Granger. She's so cool, with all her House Elf rights stuff! I'd be the same way if I went to Hogwarts!

2. Who's your SECOND favorite HP character? Sirius Black. I'd try to kill Scabbers too, the lousy traitor! SIRIUS IS THE MAN! I imagine he'd be really hot. I wish he had his name cleared so poor Harry could live with him!

3. A "'ship" is a fan's preference of a couple. What HP 'ship do you sail on? Harry/Hermione. I love the idea of them together because they're friends, which I think is an excellent basis for a relationship, and they already kind of love each other. I actually have a whole list of reasons. If Harry and Hermione hooked up, that would be the happiest day of my life (yes, I have a sad life).

4. Which of the 4 books is your favorite? I think it's "Prisoner of Azkaban." But I love "Goblet of Fire," too... I don't know. I think it has to be POA because Lupin isn't in book 4, and I love Lupin (that should be a show)! Plus, all the Harry/Hermione alone time in book 3... *yeah*.

5. Can you say "Voldemort" without stuttering? Yup. I'm so proud, heheh.

6. Which HP villian is your favorite? Rita Skeeter. Ha ha, she's in a jar!

7. Who's your favorite HP teacher? Professor Flitwick. I imagine him all little and cute... Aw. And I think Charms would be my favorite subject.

8. If you got the chance to go to Hogsmeade, where would you head first? Honeydukes. I'm a candy junky! Zonko's would be fun, too, though.

9. What magical item would you like to own most? The Marauder's Map. Wouldn't it be cool to know where everyone is at all times?

10. Which magical creature would you like to own? A Niffler! Not because they can find gold so easily and everything, but because they sound so cute!

11. Do veela remind you of anyone? Yeah. For some reason, I picture Christina Aguilera when I read about veela.

12. Do you think you'd like owl post better than E-mail? No. I enjoy typing too much. But I would send presents by owl, just because owls are so cool!

13. Which spell is your favorite? "Accio," the summoning charm. I'm really lazy, so it'd be great to just say, "Accio remote!" or "Accio jeans!" Yeah...

14. Have you ever (or would you consider) worn a Harry Potter-related Halloween costume? I haven't yet, but this year, I think I'll dress up as a Hogwarts (Gryffindor) student to pass out candy.

15. Do you think you'd prefer Hogwarts to your current, or old school? Absolutely!

16. Are you for or against House Elf Liberation? For! I'm an activist for like, *everything* in the Muggle World, so why shouldn't I be in the Wizarding World? House Elves have rights, even if they don't realize it.

17. Do you believe Divination is accurate? No, but I'd take it anyway, 'cause I think it'd be fun.

18. Who's your favorite Hogwarts ghost? Moaning Myrtle. She's a jerk, but I think she's funny.

19. If you were on your House Quidditch team, what position do you think you would play? Seeker. I'm actually pretty good on the HP Playstation game! Heheh.

20. Would you be afraid of Bludgers? Yes! Whenever we played sports in gym, I *dodged* the ball. I was the worst volleyball player ever. "AAAAH, HERE COMES THE BALL, RUN FOR IT!"

21. Do you read Harry Potter fan fiction? If so, which one's your favorite? Yes, I do. I think it's "A Kiss Isn't Just a Kiss" by Elia Sheldon. But it might be "The Pep Talk" by Elia Sheldon. Or perhaps "The Matchmakers" by silverphoenix. I like Harry with Hermione and Ron with Lavender (yes, I know Lavender isn't a main character... but she should be!).

Here are the addresses to my fave fan fics! READ THEM! READ THEM, I TELL YOU!

"The Pep Talk": http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=718527

"A Kiss Isn't Just a Kiss": http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=713216

"The Matchmakers": http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=420557

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

BAT IN THE BASEMENT!

Time: 12:41 P.M.
I'm Wearing: Mauve Amy Grant shirt and jean shorts.
I Last Ate: Corn flakes w/ bananas & soy milk.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: The Harry Potter theme.
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I hope my title sounds something like Quirrel's "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!" becauses it's Harry Potter DVD Day! ALRIIIIIIIGHT!

Anyway, though... Last night (or morning) around 3 AM, I was in the kitchen, making a sandwich when the phone rings once, then stops! What kind of moron would call us at 3 in the morning and promptly hang up?! According to the caller ID, it was Richardson, Dave, whoever that is.

Then I looked up, and there was a spider on the wall! I'm terrified of spiders, so I started hurrying to finish making my sandwich. But then I heard this noise... It reminded me of that movie, The Mummy, when all those scarabs were running accross the floor. I looked around anxiously, but I didn't see bugs... I saw a bird, or so I thought, flying from the half-bathroom to the basement!

I ran down the hall and yelled, "DAD! THERE IS A *BIRD* IN THE HOUSE!" He replied, "A bird? Are you sure it isn't a bat?" I was like, "Um... no." IT WAS A *BAT*! So, Dad came out of his room and locked the bat in the basement. He told me, "I'm too tired to chase it out of the house now, but he won't hurt ya while he's down there."

So, I went back to bed, all the while freaking out. As I lay there, I heard all these banging noises. My dad must've heard them too because he knocked on my door and said, "Is that you making all that noise or is that the stupid bat?" So he got up, opened all the doors and the garage, and chased the bat out of the house in about half an hour.

Dad went back to bed, but I couldn't sleep because I was still really shaken. So, I turned on my TV to calm me down, and guess what was on? BATMAN!

--Holly Rachael :-D

Monday, May 27, 2002

Holly Rants

What in blue blazes is a fresh-pickled toad?

"Deeply" is a brilliantly sad, underappreciated movie starring Kirsten Dunst.

My dog sleeps with a pink mouse. In the daytime, she attempts to kill it.

Cledus T. Judd's cell-mate thinks he's sexy. I beg to differ.

Ken West is an old man who goes to my church. One day, when church was just ending, Ken stood up from his pew, and took maybe 3 steps before his pants fell down to his ankles.

Why do people live in Bay City, Michigan? Don't they know they can move?

Obsessive-compulsive disorder is one of the many things that are wrong with me. Thanks to OCD, I feel the need to do everything from right to left, pity inanimate objects, and make sure I do everything (walk, talk, chew, breathe) an even amount of times. I also have a constant prayer running through my mind, exhale when I think about something gross, and inhale when I think about something pleasant. Fun, huh?

Prom dresses are preeeeeetty.

I need money. Lots of it. But I don't want to get a job. What to do...?

Harry Potter should not crush upon Cho Chang. He should set his sights, instead, on his gal pal, Hermione Granger.

And they say that a hero can save us. I think I'll just stand here and wait.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Saturday, May 25, 2002

Ew... Thunderstorms Are So *Gross*

It's about to thunderstorm. AAAAAARGH! I hate storms! HATE 'EM, HATE 'EM, HATE 'EM! Yuuuuup. Welp, now it's time to take a survey.

Stolen from: SurveyStealer

what is your favorite film? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

what is your least favorite film? "O".

what was the first film you ever saw? I think it was Fivel Goes West.

what was the last film you saw? Not Another Teen Movie. Ugh. It sucked.

what film would you most like to see a sequel to? Spider-man!

what film would you most like to see a prequel to? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

what film would you most like to see remade? Mannequin.

who is you favorite actor? Jonathan Jackson.

who is your favorite actress? Julia Stiles.

who is your favorite director? Uh... Spielburg.

who is your least favorite actor? Jack Nicholson.

who is your least favorite actress? Sharon Stone.

who is your least favorite director? Um... I don't think I have one.

what film do you wish you were in? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which should be out in about three years.

what was the first film you ever purchased? I believe it was Roxanne.

what was the last film you purchased? Frequency.

what was the last movie you walked out of? I don't think I've ever actually walked out. But I wanted to walk out of The Nutcracker and Idle Hands.

what was the last film you saw more than once in the theater? Spider-Man.

what film have you seen the most times in a theater? Titanic: 9.

what is the most amount of times you've gone to the movies in one weekend? Um... well, I went to see Spider-Man twice last weekend.

what is your favorite movie soundtrack? Moulin Rouge.

what is your favorite movie based on a book? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (gee... betcha didn't see THAT one comin'). ;-)

what is your favorite documentary? Ew... documentaries remind me of school.

what is your favorite movie snack? Skittles!

what is your favorite sequel? Wayne's World 2.

what is your least favorite sequel? I don't know. I usually like sequels pretty well.

what is your favorite remake? Um... I'll get back to ya.

what is your least favorite remake? Annie. I love Rosie O'Donnel, but I didn't think the other actors did the originals justice.

what film do you think is most underrated? Xanadu. I don't know why people didn't like that movie; I love it.

what film do you think is most overrated? Lord of the Rings (ducks flying tomatoes).

who is your favorite movie critic? Jay Sherman. What? Cartoon characters count!

what DVD has your favorite extras? Shrek's got some cool ones.

what is your favorite foreign film? Um... I don't believe I've ever really watched one. I fell asleep in the ones I intended to see.

what is your favorite independant film? ...Okay, now I feel stupid.

what film have you seen more than any other film? I've seen The Little Mermaid like, 50 billion times, along with my other favorite Disney (and other cartoon) movies.

what is a movie you know is bad but like anyway? "Bad?" Um... well, I always feel bad when I watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

what is your favorite troma film? Troma? Um... what?

what is the next film you will probably see? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (ON DVD! EEEEEE!)

The Grandma Scare

Time: 12:29 A.M.
I'm Wearing: Blue pajamas.
I Last Ate: Two bean burritos - onions and cheese @ Taco Bell.
Holly's Song Pick For Today: "Nothing But the Blood of Jesus" by Amy Grant.
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Last night was a lot of fun. Zach and Mom both had the night off of work, so Mom got us all pizzas at her house. We watched K-Pax (my pick) and everyone loved it. Then we watched Not Another Teen Movie (Zach's pick) and everyone hated it. After a while, Carrie and Karen came over, and we played Scattergories while eating Rolo's.

Today, however, was not so much fun. I didn't wake up until 4:00 P.M. (!) and I had to be to my dad's house for dinner around 5. As soon as I got dressed, though, my grandparents came in. Mom called Zach to tell him I'd be at Dad's soon, but we all got caught up in looking at Carrie's prom and Disney World pictures.

After about half an hour, my grandparents and I got in their car so they could take me home. We had to drop off the videos from the previous night first, though, and as soon as we got to the video store, my grandma said, "Ugh... I don't feel so good." She felt dizzy, sweaty, and like her stomach was doing flip-flops.

She and Grandpa realized what had happened right away. See, my grandpa is diabetic, and has to take pills to lower his blood sugar. Apparently, this morning, my grandma accidentally took Grandpa's pill instead of her vitamin, which means her blood sugar plummeted. It was like, in the 40s, which is NOT GOOD.

So, instead of taking me home, Grandpa turned around and headed for their house. Grandma wasn't very aware of her surroundings at this point, and she felt way too weak to make it into the house. Somehow, though, she managed, and was soon lying on the couch. I got her a cold cloth while Grandpa got her a cup of regular Coke. Then I got her a big glass of orange juice, bread with lots of sugary jelly, and some Fudge Shoppe cookies.

As Grandma was finally dozing off, I realized I hadn't called my dad and Zach to tell them where I was! I called them immediately, but they were both seriously angry with me for not being home (they were waiting for me to go out to dinner w/ them and they were hungry). Zach said I'd taken too long, and they were going to eat without me. He didn't even seem to *care* that our grandma was seriously ill, and that I had to stay and take care of her for a little longer!

I put in a DVD to calm Grandma down, and her blood sugar eventually got up to 96, thank God. Zach came to get me after he and Dad had their dinners (the jerks), and we came home. I can't believe they were mad at me for staying with my sick grandma! I mean, she's always stayed with me when I was sick, and that was pretty often! So screw Zach and Dad. But Grandma is going to be okay, thankfully.

Alright, later.

--Holly Rachael :-)

Thursday, May 23, 2002

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED

Yes... THE CHAMBER OF THE SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED! That is, the book has. I'm now re-reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for the 500th time, in case anyone wanted to know. So... ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE! Beware of... um... this survey!

1. [Spell your name backwards]: Ylloh Letniz

2. [Where do you live?]: Sometimes here, sometimes there. I am a child of divorce!

3. [Describe yourself in three words]: Obsessive, creative, emotional.

4. [Who is your worst enemy?]: Mojo Jojo.

5. [If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A shetland pony.

6. [what is the latest you've ever stayed up?]: Alllll night.

7. [Ever been to belgium?]: No. But I quite enjoy their waffles.

8. [what's your favorite coin?]: Gold galleon.

9. [wallet]: It's black with a picture of my mom and I on the cover.

10. [brush]: Wooden.

11. [toothbrush]: Harry Potter. Yes, I *know* they're for kids.

12. [jewelry worn daily]: Birthstone (amethyst) ring, AIDS awareness bracelet, Daria watch, birthstone earrings.

13. [pillow cover]: Harry Potter at Mom's, dolphins here.

14. [blanket]: Same as above.

15. [coffee cup]: I like the one that says "Please don't smoke and I won't fart" on it.

16. [sunglasses]: They're... black.

17. [underwear]: It's cotton. ALL of it.

18. [shoes]: These ones are black flip-flops.

19. [handbag]: I call it a purse. It's wicker with pinkish and orangish hues.

20. [favorite top]: My "Please! Don't eat the animals!" shirt.

21. [favorite pants]: Pink capris.

22. [cologne]: Nah, I'm set, thanks.

23. [cd in stereo right now]: Amy Grant's hymns CD.

24. [tattoos]: Nope.

25. [piercings]: One in each ear.

26. [wearing]: Pajamas.

27. [hair]: In a pony tail.

28. [makeup]: None; I've showered for the night.

29. [in my mouth]: My teeth, tounge, uvula, you know the score.

30. [in my head]: "Long Ago" by Mariah Carey.

31. [wishing]: My mom's numerous problems would go away for good.

32. [after this]: I'm going to make a sandwich.

33. [talking to]: Nobody.

34. [eating]: Nothing.

35. [you like candles]: Love 'em! PORT CHARLES! WOO!

36. [Do you like hot wax]: No.

37. [Do you like incense]: Nope.

38. [Do you like the taste of blood]: GAH! No.

39. [Fetishes]: I think I'm on the normal side.

40. [If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason]: I wouldn't.

41. [Person you wish you could be with right now]: Sarah.

42. [What/Who is next to you]: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book.

43. [What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want my organs donated, then I don't care.

44. [Do you believe in love]: Absolutely.

45. [Do you believe in soulmates]: Indeed.

46. [Do you believe in love at first sight]: Nope. I believe in love at second glance. ;-)

47. [Do you believe in Heaven]: Yes.

48. [Do you believe in forgiveness]: Of course.

49. [Do you believe in God]: I sure do.

50. [What's something that you wish people would understand]: Eminem is not cool.

51. [What's something you wish you could understand better]: Guys.

52. [What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: I want to go to sleep so I can be rested for tomorrow.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Wednesday, May 22, 2002

An Outing With Carrie's Baby

Time: 6:36 P.M.
I'm Wearing: A white Myrtle Beach T-shirt and jeans.
I Last Ate: Pizza special w/o cheese @ Ruggero's.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Imaigne/Sing the Wondrous Love of Jesus" by Amy Grant.
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I spent the night at my mom's last night. Mom's new Amy Grant hymns CD came, along with the bonus DVD, showing how they made the CD. We *love* it, it's awesome stuff. Hymns are so much fun, and Amy rocks!

Today I went to the doctor 'cause my ears were hurting, and it turns out that I have a sinus infection. Grrugh. Then Mom and I went to Circuit City and Meijers. I must say, it's jolly good fun to go grocery shopping with my mom. She lets ya get *anything* you want! She's such a sweetheart.

We got back home from Meijers, and my grandparents and Carrie were over. The moment I walked in the door, I saw this baby carriage on the floor... with a baby in it! I was like, "Aw, a *baby*! Is Carrie babysitting or something?" It was a child development class baby! I thought it was real! I felt stupid. But then we all went out to eat at Ruggero's, and I didn't feel so stupid anymore... All these old people were glaring at Carrie like, "She's swinging that baby around! Child abuse!" Heheheh. This little girl came up and was like, "Can I touch your baby?" Heheheh. Oh, man...

Alrighty, well, I'm gonna try and find a survey now. Goo-bye!

--Holly Rachael :-D

Monday, May 20, 2002

No More Ally!

*Cries loudly and uncontrollably*. I am so upset! I just watched the last episode of Ally McBeal... EVER! *Sob, sob*.

Everybody came back for the last show, like Renee and Georgia... and she dreamed up Billy, so he was there... Even the Ooga Chucka baby and other hallucinations were there!

It upsets me greatly that Ally did not hook up with John. I've always wanted them to be a couple, even before he admitted that he hoved her in a not-so-platonic fashion. *Sniff*.

Richard actually got married, though... the minister who kept passing out (or whatever he did) was funny, I'm sure, but I was crying too hard to really notice. I haven't cried this much since my biggest obsession of all time, Daria, left!

*Wipes eyes*. But I've got to remember. Next fall will be a new season... and I become easily obsessed... so bring on the shows!

I'll Hold Onto the Wings of the Eagles...

Time: 3:44 P.M.
I'm Wearing: Pink and white checkered shirt and jeans.
I Last Ate: Peanut butter and jelly w/ soy milk.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Theme From Spiderman" by Aerosmith.
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Attention! ATTENTION, I SAY! I officially have a new obsession: Spider-man. Yuuuup. I went to see it again with my father yesterday afternoon, and it was even more rockin' the second time around! I wish to see it again now.

I chatted with my dad at dinner last night about the G.E.D. I must get. Well... actually, he lectured, I listened. He told me I had to call around today and see if anyone gave G.E.D. tests during the summer. Dad says I'm only on his insurance until fall, and then I'm off unless I'm going to school... which means I'd have to be enrolled in college by then. So... uh-oh.

*Shrieks* The Harry Potter DVD is coming out soon! *Happy dance*.

I have a tendency to get my stories very, very wrong. For instance, if I heard my brother say, "I have to break a date with my girlfriend," I might tell my mom, "Zach has to bake a cake with his squirrel, Ben. Did you know Zach had a squirrel?"

My favorite Dr. Suess book is The Lorax. When I was in junior high, I wrote "Holly Zintel--Your Friendly Neighborgood Lorax... I speak for the trees!" on all my papers for some reason.

My nose is always cold and I'm always up for food and lots of attention. My dog and I have quite similar personalities.

Did you know Snapple bottles can dance? They never do it for me, though. Maybe the Snapple company is falsely advertising on their commercials. Perhaps I'll sue.

If I could go back in time, I would go to Israel, right after Jesus was born so I could ask Mary if it hurt when she gave birth to Him. He's perfect, so I figure it didn't. Then I'd give Jesus a hug, an Amy Grant CD, and a stero that runs on batteries.

The person I most identify with is the Insomniac Music Theatre guy on VH1.

Okay... g'bye.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Sunday, May 19, 2002

The Human Spider

Time: 11:24 P.M.
I'm Wearing: Pink hoodie, black Luxor shirt and jeans.
I Last Ate: Superman ice cream at the movies.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Hero" by Chad Kroeger
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***** SPIDERMAN SPOILERS AHEAD*****

Mom and I just got back from seeing Spiderman. Oh, man! It was so cool with the plot and special effects and the hottie... but Carrie was right. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT ENDING?! I mean, I understand that this ending leaves an opening for a sequel, but... COME *ON*! Poooor Kirsten! Wait, Kirsten probably made a ton of money off of this movie, so poooooooor M.J.! I mean, her dad was an A-hole, and that Harry dude sucked, and she didn't even get that acting job she wanted.

So what does Peter do? "Gee, it's great that you decided you're in love with me, and kissed me and all, after I've been in love with you since I was 6 years old, but let's just be friends!"

Okay, okay... I'm being a little unfair. Peter didn't have a choice. He's Spiderman, and that's his gift and his curse-- the people he loves will always suffer. So he's trying not to love M.J. so he can save her. I've gotta admit, that's pretty sweet. The dude is giving up the chick he's loved since he was 6 years old so that she won't have to suffer. That's... that's actually *really, SUPER* sweet. But... she doesn't understand, and that saddens me to a major extent. And it's too bad that he had to be "Spiderman" 'cause he wanted to be called The Human Spider.

Huh. Now that I've written about the movie, I seem to get it. Okay... I've decided I really, really like the movie. It's not as good as Harry Potter! But it's pretty dang good.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Saturday, May 18, 2002

Who Needs a Carwash, Drive Around in the Rain

Good Lord, it is *pouring* outside. According to Homer Simpson, those people driving around out there are getting free car washes. Wahoo. And now, since nothing exciting has happened in the last week, here's another survey.

Stolen From: Kettle Corn POPcorn!

1. Age? 18.

2. Biggest turn on? A guy who shares my obsessions.

3. What's your middle name(s)? Rachael.

4. What was your first piercing? My ears, when I was a baby.

5. Are your parents divorced or still married? Divorced since I was 13.

6. What languages can you speak? English and Harry Potter.

7. Would you rather shave, wax, or pluck? Shave. Whatever you do, don't use Epil Stop and Spray!

8. Do you have brothers or sisters? A brother, a step sister and a step brother.

9. Boxers or briefs? / Panties or thongs? Boxers on guys, panties on me. I don't get those thongs. Seems like every time you bowl, it'd just cut ya in two!

10. If you could have one super-power, what would it be? The ability to read men's minds.

11. Why? Because I don't understand them.

12. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say onomatopoeia? The formation or use of words such as buzz or murmur that imitate the sounds associated with the objects or actions they refer to.

13. Last movie you watched? Beauty & the Beast.

14. Last song you heard? "Creepin' Up on You" by Darren Hayes.

15. How would you commit suicide? I wouldn't.<--Ditto.

16. How many bones have you broken? Well, I broke my left ankle in two places.

17. Which ones? I just told ya.

18. Would you rather loose a hand or foot? A foot.

19. Why did you choose that? Because I need both my hands to type. Then I'd get a prosthetic leg.

20. How would you describe your style? I'm a walking advertisement. I own about 1,000,000 T-shirts from various places.

21. What's the worst pain you've felt? When I broke my ankle, probably. Or when I had that really bad ear infection. Good Lord, those both feel like the Cruciatious curse.

22. How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? Well, it takes me about two hours to get out of bed. Then it takes me three minutes to get dressed, ten minutes to do my makeup, five to do my hair, two to brush my teeth, and ten to eat.

23. Do you shower at night or in the morning? Night.

24. On a scale of 1- 10, how was today? 3. I haven't gone anywhere yet.

25. (deleted due to stupidity of the question) Oh. Okay.

Favorites:

26. Vegetable: Corn and potatoes.<--Ditto.

27. Class in high school: Writing Lab, Theater and Russian History.

28. Brand of shoes: Sketchers.

29. Food: Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells.

30. Smell: Avon's Skin-so-Soft and strawberry.

31. Actor: Jonathan Jackson, Brian Gaskill and John Cusack.

32. Actress: Erin Torpey, Erin Hershey and Julia Stiles.

33. Beverage: Vanilla soy milk.

34. Superhero? Bubbles.

35. Simpsons Character: Milhouse VanHouten.

36. Word: Myoptic. *Shrugs*.

37. Least-favorite word: Flabbergasted. Ooh, I *hate* that word! *Glares at it*.

38. Website: freeopendiary.com, fanfiction.net, zachzintel.com.

39. Animal: Cats, I think.

40. Part of the human body: Heart.

Complete the following:

41. God is: The awesome Man upstairs that I pray to.

42. Guns should be: Thrown off the face of the Earth.

43. If I were 7 again I would: Be playing with My Little Ponies.

44. Elmo is: A good friend of my idol, Rosie O'Donnel's.

45. Child molesters should be: Put away for the rest of their lives, or killed.

46. High school is: Sucky.

47. Police officers need to: Answer their phone.

48. If I were invisible I would: Hang out in 98 Degrees' hotel room.

49. T.V. is: One of the most wonderful inventions of all time.

50. Love is: Unpredictable.

Friday, May 17, 2002

Stocked Up on Diet, Caffiene Free Coke

For some reason, my dad enjoys buying things in bulk. I think he does it so he doesn't have to go to the store very often. So we just bought about 20 tons of Diet, caffiene free Coke, which is the ONLY FREAKING THING THERE EVER IS TO DRINK IN THIS HOUSE! So, that's good to know. Here's the most boring survey of all time.

Stolen from: sweetie209

1. What is your full name? Holly Rachael Zintel.

2. Backstreet Boys or N*sync? I like 'em both.

3. What color pants do you have on right now? Blue.

4. What are you listening to right now? "Good Enough" by Darren Hayes.

5. What is right next to you now? The... printer.

6. What is your desk made of? Wood.

7. What are the last 4 digits of your phone? 7702.

8. What was the last thing you ate? Sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles at Fuddruckers.

9. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Tickle Me Pink.

10. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Las Vegas.

11. Do you have a lava lamp? Yes. It broke last week. *Cries*.

12. What were you doing 5 minutes ago? Looking for a survey to take.

13. Do you like snow, sun, or rain? A combination of snow and sun.

14. How is the weather right now? Ridiculously cold for spring, and gloomy-looking.

15. Have you smoked pot? No.

16. What did you do last night? I went to Target.

17. Last person you talked to on the phone? Bobby.

18. What is the nicest thing you find in the opposite sex? A lot of the ones I know are quite hilarious.

19. Who do you like? Tim.

20. Favorite number: 2.

21. How do you eat an Oreo cookie? I eat the frosting, and don't eat the cookie part until there's no frosting left.

22. What makes you happy? Winning at Scattergories, and having long, meaningful chats with my dog.

23. Favorite sport? Quidditch!

24. Favorite Song: Eh... perhaps "Only Hope" by Mandy Moore and "Simon" by Lifehouse.

25. Favorite band/singer: Lifehouse/Amy Grant.

26. Birthdate: Feb. 28th, '84.

27. Eye color?: Bluish green.

28. Height?: 5'7".

29. Do you wear contacts? No.

30. Do you have any siblings? Indeed. I have one brother named Zach, one step sister named Carrie and one step brother named Billy.

31. What school do you attend? I don't.

32. Who are your closest friends? My mom and Sarah.

33. Best advice given to you? "Do not try to teach a pig to sing. It takes up all your time, and usually annoys the pig."--Ernest P. Worrel.

34. What do you want to be when you grow up? I haven't decided yet. Better hurry up, I guess...

35. What is your favorite food? Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells.

36. What are your future goals? ...Goals, you say?

36. Whos the coolest person you know? My mom.

37. Who is the funniest person you know? Zach.

38. Favorite movie? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

39. Favorite day of the year? Christmas.

40. Favorite girls perfume? Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin from Bath & Body Works.

41. Favorite mens perfume? Men wear perfume these days?

42. Do you like to dance? Sure. *Does a lame version of the Macarana*

43. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No. I'm working on getting more shy, though.

44. Favorite brand name? Goodwill.

45. If you could change your name? Nah, I'm set.

46. Worst sickness you've ever had? Perhaps the time I was dehydrated this past January. Or when I had the Asian flu. Or when I had mono. *Shrugs*. I get really sick *a lot*.

47. Have you ever been in love? No.

48. What is your 1st sons name going to be? Carson Scott.

49. what is your first girl gonna be? Autumn Kate.

50. Do you like scary movies or happy? Happy.

51. Night or day? Night.

52. Favorite Cd? My own burned "Best of Harry Potter Fan Fiction" CD.

53. Summer or winter? Winter.

54. Lust or love? Love. Duh.

55. Hugs or kisses? No hugs, no kisses, just hand shakes, as Bobby would say.

56. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I wish to be thinner.

57. Do you consider cheerleading a sport? Absolutely!

58. What did you think of this survey? It kinda sucks, actually.

59. Do you want your friends to write back? Seeing as it's posted on my FOD, no...

60. Who is least likely to respond? Um... dearie, see above.

61. Who is most likely to respond? " "

62. Your location? Michigan.

63. shoe size? 11.

64. Do you care about the way you look? Yeah. Just not enough to stop eating Snickers.

65. Do you have big ears? No.

66. Do you have a crush, if so who? Yeah... Tim. Didn't I already mention this?

67. Do you like to give advice? Yes, I do.

68. Class clown? Where?

69. Who do you think is the most likely to not do drugs? No one I hang out with.

71. In the past week have you cut your hair? No.

72. You really love? No.

73. Who’s hair do you really not like? Ellen's.

74. Think is really skinny or anorexic? Jenny.

75. In the past week have you been mean? Yeah... sorry.

76. How many hours did you sleep last night? 12.

77. What color is your hair? Brown.

78. How old are your parents? 47 and 47.

79. Have you lied in this survey? No.

80. Are you telling the truth? *Sigh*. Yes.

Thursday, May 16, 2002

No Clothes For Me!

Nooooo, I'm not *naked*! I've just decided to lounge around in my pajamas for half the day, since I'm sick. Anyhoo, here's yet another survey!

Stolen from: Quidditch Chaser

[Are you ticklish?] Absolutely! *Everything* on me is ticklish!

[Do you know what your first name means?] Holly: A shrub, often used as a Christmas decoration. Exciting, huh?

[Do you believe that your name suites you?] Indeed I do!

[What would've your name been, had you come out the opposite sex] Matthew.

[If a mouse, wearing a Santa Claus suit, started talking to you would you respond to it?] Yeah. I'd say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Can you tap dance?] Well... I used to be able to! I took tap dance lessons alongside my ballet and jazz lessons from pre-school to 6th grade.

[Do you feel the earth move under your feet?] Nah, I think that's just this moving sidewalk I'm on...

[Who are the coolest people on OD, besides yourself?] In alphabetical order: *Angel*, *Harry Potter*, AlternativeToSuicide, angel/devil nicky, dangerously/in/love, dragon5fruit, dreaming.of.love, Funky Zach, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Kettle Corn POPcorn!, MaryAnn, Moobabe, Princess Minta, Quidditch Chaser and TiNkErBeLL03.

[What does your OD name mean?] When I was a baby, *everyone* told my parents that I looked just like a Cabbage Patch Doll. Seeing as my name is Holly, my OD name is Cabbage Patch Holl.

[Do you know sign language?] No... I used to know my name, but... I have a short-term memory!

[If people made fun of you because of the way you looked, would you change it?] I haven't yet, have I?

[Do you like Drag Queens?] Yeah! That play I just saw about them was hilarious!

[What character would you like to play in the Rocky Horror Picture show?] I couldn't tell ya, I've only *heard* about the Rocky Horror Picture show from Daria.

[What does your phone look like?] It's white. And portable. With a little caller ID thing on the front.

[Do you think Kermit and Miss Piggy had a stable relationship?] They were a cute couple, but I think they should have gotten a divorce, what with all the bickering.

[Do you like people who always copy you?] I don't believe anyone *does* copy me. My cousins used to, and that was cute.

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

Try Our Spaghetti For Only $450!

Heheh. I saw that on the sign at Fazoli's, and thought it was pretty funny, 'cause there's no decimal point in their 450, and it looks like it says 450 DOLLARS. Now, here a survey!

Stolen from: Kettle Corn POPcorn!

1. Do you drink? Never have, never will.

2. How many times have you been drunk? None.

3. Are you a virgin? Indeed I am.

4. Is your best friend a virgin? I think she'd rather not tell EVERYONE ON THE FREAKING INTERNET if she is or not.

5. How many times a day do you say f***? I never do... unless you're refering to "fart."

6. Do you wear short shorts? *Looks down* Well, I'm wearing shorts. Zach says they're short.

7. How many people have you slept with? None.

8. Do you sneak out of the house at night? No. Are you kidding, I'm scared to leave the hosue by myself at any time of day!

9. Do you get along with your mom? Absolutely. She's my best friend (one of the two, anyway).

10. How many guys have you kissed? 2.

11. How many guys have you made out with? 0.

12. Ever been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? I've never been drunk PERIOD.

13. Do you have any eating disorders? Yes. I can't stop eating! HELP!

14. Piercings? One in each ear.

15. Tattoos? Nuh-uh.

16 Do you wear shirts that show your cleavage? I did yesterday. Not usually, though.

17. Do you wear shirts that show your belly button? Hahahahaha! No.

18. Have you ever smoked? No I have not.

19. Are you a regular smoker? Noooo.

20. Do you do drugs? Nope.

21. Did you once do any drugs? what? Nope, I've never done drugs.

22. Does your best friend do drugs? No, she doesn't.

23. Do you have any kids? No.

24. Do you think you could be pregnant? Heh... uh, no. Definitely not.

25. Have you ever done it with someone you barely know? I've never done it period. <---Ditto.

Wow, according to this survey, I'm a really good kid. I should show this to my dad.

Strange Relationship

Time: 2:23 P.M.
I'm Wearing: Deep pink Amy Grant shirt and khaki shorts.
I Last Ate: Peanut butter and jelly w/ soy milk.
Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Strange Relationship" by Darren Hayes.
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I borrowed my mom's Darren Hayes CD that I got her for Mother's Day (yes, I know it sounds like a selfish gift, but I'm only borrowing it so I can burn myself a copy!).

The whole CD is really good, but there's this song on there called "Strange Relationship." Well, my brother, Zach used to go out with my best friend, Sarah, and they had the *weirdest relationship*. They were *constantly* fighting, but when they broke up, they always got right back together again. Now they're broken up for good, and Zach won't speak to her.

Well, check this out. I think this song sounds creepily like them, back when they were together.

Do you love me
Or am I just another trip
In this strange relationship?
You push and pull me... yeah
And I'm about to lose my mind
Is this just a waste of time?
Keep actin' like you own me
I keep running, watch my walkin' out that door
I hear you behind me...

(chorus)
Give me that strange relationship
Never felt pleasure and pain like this
Something so right but it feels so terribly wrong
I keep holdin' on
Give me that strange relationship
One of us gotta let go of this
I keep pushin' and you keep holdin' on
I'm already gone

Do you love me... yeah
We break up and back together
And I swore to myself never
But oh, how you do me, yeah
You strip me of my honor
And I don't ever think I'm gonna...
Break free of these mind games
All I'm tryin' to do is modify my plan
'Cause I can't contain you

(chorus)
Give me that strange relationship
Never felt pleasure and pain like this...
Something so right but it feels so terribly wrong
I keep holdin' on
Give me that strange relationship
One of us gotta let go of this
I keep pushin' and you keep holdin' on
I'm already gone

You keep acting like you own me
I can't control me
You said you never really wanted me back
Well, maybe that's a fact
May I suggest a brand new plan of attack?
And in the fizzle that you're hard to crack
You're way off track
I want you back, I want you gone
Maybe I'm sick of holding on

Do you love me... yeah
Or am I just another trip
In this strange relationship?

(Repeat chorus)

Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Oh, We're the Ants Who Ruin Your Dinner...

AAAAAAH! Ants, ants everywhere! My mom's kitchen is cluttered with ants! GAAAAAAARGH! My title's from a song that was on Garfield once, in cast you were wondering. Anyway, to let out some frustration, and kill time before I go to the doctor, here's a survey.

5 songs you want everyone to hear:
- "I Believe in Love" by Jennifer Love Hewitt.

- "What About the Love?" by Amy Grant

- "Calling Down an Angel" by Plus One

- "Good Enough" by Darren Hayes

- "Simon" by Lifehouse


5 things you want to learn:
- How to keep the ants out of the house

- How to keep from getting sick

- How to draw better

- How to purchase a shetland pony

- How to become an Animagus


5 places you want to go:
- Las Vegas (again)

- Disney World (again)

- Cedar Point (again)

- A Lifehouse concert

- Grandma's


5 things that make you happy:
- Harry Potter

- My pets

- My family and friends

- Winning the lottery (I assume)

- Vacation


5 people that you'd like to meet:
- "Weird Al" Yankovic

- Brian Gaskill (Rafe, Port Charles)

- Jonathan Jackson (old Lucky, General Hospital

- J.K. Rowling

- Jason Wade (frontman, Lifehouse)


5 movies that you could watch over and over and over:
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

- Anastasia

- Bring It On

- Moulin Rouge

- Office Space


5 qualities in people that annoy you:
- Having "Holier than thou" attitude.

- Being a jerk and not realizing it.

- Being a jerk and *realizing* it.

- When people constantly forget to finish what they're

- Liking Eminem


5 foods that you could live off:
- Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells

- Olive Garden angel hair with marinara (and breadsticks... ooh, and can I get some salad, too? Thanks.)

- Pizza Hut breadsticks

- Chili's bean burgers.

- Pepperidge farm stuffing with Mom's mashed potatoes.


5 things that you drink most frequently:
- Vanilla soy milk

- Iced tea

- Hot chamomile tea

- Diet, caffiene free Coke

- Hot chamomile tea

5 things you talk most about
- Harry Potter

- Vegetarian/animal rights stuff

- Port Charles

- Daria

- Lifehouse


*ever*

01. Fallen for your best friend?: Nope.

02. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: Heheheh. No.

03. Been rejected?: *Grumbles incoherently*

04. Been in love?: Nope.

05. Been in lust?: Indeed.

06. Used someone?: Heavens, no!

07. Been used?: *Cries*.

08. Cheated on someone?: No.

09. Been cheated on?: Nuh-uh.

10. Been kissed?: Not *really*.

11. Done something you regret?: Oh yeah.

*Who was the last person...*

12. You touched? I believe it was... Mom.

13. You talked to? Dad.

14. You hugged? Mom.

15. You instant messaged? Allison.

16. You kissed? Mom.

17. had sex with? Hasn't happened yet.

18. You yelled at? Zach.

19. You laughed with? Dad.

21. Who broke your heart? Sarah.

*Do you...*

22. Color your hair? I highlight it sometimes.

23. Have tattoos? No.

24. Piercings? One in each ear.

25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? Nuh-uh.

#26 suspiciously missing <---*Calls the cops to report a missing question*

27. Own a webcam? Indeed. I feel like it's always on. *Looks at web cam uneasily*.

28. Ever get off the damn computer? Every once in a while.

29. Sprechen sie deutsche? ...Asphinctersayswhat?

30. Habla espanol? No.

31. Quack? No, I'm more of a clucker.


*Have you / do you...*

32. Stolen anything? No.

33. Smoke? No.

44. Schizophrenic? Nope.

45. Obsessive? Good Lord, yes!

46. Compulsive? Not as much as obsessive.

47. Obsessive compulsive? To the very worst degree, yes.

48. Panic? *Freaks out*. Yes.

49. Anxiety? Yup. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

50. Depressed? No.

51. Suicidal? No.

52. Obsessed with hate? No.

53. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? AAAAAAAAAH! NO!

54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? *Blinks*. Um, no.

55. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? Las Vegas.

56. Who would you be with? My entire extended family... excluding four people.

57. What would you be doing? Shopping, seeing a show, eating at the Mirage Buffet, or crusin' the Strip.

58. What are you listening to? The annoying sound of whatever show Dad's watching in the other room.

59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? Eh... I can raise my eyebrows one at a time, and move my scalp without touching it.

60. Chicken or fish? Neither, thanks.

62. Is ice cream the best thing in the world? No. Sorbet is. Strawberry.

A - Age: 18.

B - Best Quality: Good sense of humor.

C - Choice Of Meat: None, thanks.

D- Dream Date: Loungin' at the garden/pool area at the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas. That place is pure paradise.

E - Exciting Adventure: Going to Cedar Point last summer was quite an exciting adventure.

F - Favorite Food: Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells.

G - Greatest Accomplishment: Eh... perhaps that essay contest I won in 7th grade.

H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Probably the day I danced on stage with Amy Grant.

I - Interests: Harry Potter, animal rights, Daria, Port Charles, writing, acting, the comedic stylings of Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, other nift-ay things.

K - Kool-Aid: They're all good.

L - Love: Harry Potter

M - Most Valued Thing I Own: My cat, Daria.

N - Name: My favorite? I like Autumn and Maycee.

O - Outfit You Love: Mr. Bean shirt and jeans.

P - Pizza Toppings: Just sauce.

Q - Question Asked To You The Most: "Do you uh... Yahoo?" I don't know. I'm tired.

S - Sport To Watch: Quidditch.

T - Television Shows: Daria, Port Charles, The Simpsons, The Critic, Johnny Bravo, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, The Family Guy.

U-Ur Favorite Song: What a lousy "U." Anyway, "Only Hope" by Mandy Moore

Sunday, May 12, 2002

Mother's Day Loveliness

Time: 9:40 P.M.

I'm Wearing: My puppy-print nightshirt and adorable pink heart-print socks.

I Last Ate: Shells with pesto sauce at Ruggero's.

Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Mamma" by Boyz II Men.

_________________________________________________________

Today was Thanksgiving. Wait, no it wasn't... Today was Mother's Day. Sorry, I'm so full, and I spent the whole day with my extended family, so I figured it must have been Thanksgiving.

Dad, Zach and I went to Grandma Z.'s house at 3:00 for Mother's Day lunch/dinner. Everyone ate waaaaay too much, except for Zach, who had eaten a huge breakfast at the Citgo Buffet. Yes, the Citgo Buffet. Yes, I *am* talking about the gas station. I tell ya, that's high-class dining right there. Zach DJed a wedding reception last night with his friend, Dave, and in the morning, they went to eat at the Citgo Buffet. Insanity. Purely.

At 6:00, Mom, Zach and I went to Ruggero's, where we were meeting my grandparents Shoup. It was there that my mom opened her present. Zach bought her Darren Hayes' CD (alright!) and I got her an exquisitely delicate, girly pink dress from Rainbow. She loved them both, which makes me gleeful. My grandmas both loved their gifts as well (a book and a hanging plant).

While we were at Grandma Z.'s house, my cousins, Lindsay and Jennifer, informed me that they had seen my step sister, Carrie, at prom the previous night. They agreed that Carrie's dress was the most gorgeous one there. Jenny showed me some pictures of her and her boyfriend, Mike, at the prom, and Jenny looked simply beautimous! She wore this pretty, elegant dark pink dress that had little flowers and ruffles around the bottom.

And what did I do last night, while my cousins and step sister were at prom, and my brother was DJing a wedding reception? Why, I went to a play called LaCage Aux Folle, and was escorted by my mother and grandparents Shoup. It was quite a hilarious play, what with it being about drag queens and all. It was no prom, I suppose, but I did have a marvelous time.

Ta ta for now.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Saturday, May 11, 2002

Carrie's Prom Night

Time: 7:01 P.M.

I'm Wearing: My pink hoodie and jeans.

I Last Ate: 2 bean burritos with no onions or cheese from Taco Bell.

Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Just One of Those Days" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

_________________________________________________________

This afternoon, my mom and I went to some guy's house in Granc Blanc, where my step sister, Carrie, was posing for prom pictures with her friends.

Carrie was wearing this beautiful princess-style hot pink dress with little diamonds all over it. Her best friend, Karen was wearing a gorgeous princess-style yellow dress. They both looked like they stepped right out of a fairy-tale.

We got all kinds of cute pictures of Carrie with Karen, with her boyfriend Garret, and with her whole group of friends. Then we took some pictures of just Carrie, then just Karen, then I took a picture of my mom with Carrie.

When we were done taking pictures, Mom and I went to Target to drop the pictures off at the one-hour photo lab, but... uh-oh. Small problem. THERE WAS NO FILM IN THE CAMERA!

My poor mom. She didn't remember to put film in the camera because she's so sleep deprived, and I can never remember to do *anything*, so we screwed up Carrie's senior prom pictures. *Sigh*. Well, at least Carrie's grandmas were there, along with Garret's parents, and Karen's mom, so we'll have to get double prints from them. We sure felt stupid, though.

--Holly Rachael :-O

Friday, May 10, 2002

Just Forget the Words and Sing Along

Stolen from: hope*in*love

1. If you could have anything delivered to your doorstep each morning, what would it be?

A stack of Harry Potter merchandise.

2. What is one vacation destination that many people think is just fabulous but which you personally have no desire to visit (or revisit)?:

Cancun. The only people there who would speak English would be the drunken Spring-Breakers, and even *they* wouldn't be able to speak it coherently.

3. If you were five years younger but knew everything at that age that you've actually learned over the last five years, what is one thing you would definitely do differently?

Go to class at Mott.

4. If you could wake up to one smell every morning (besides coffee) what would it be?:

That pool smell. You know when you're at a hotel and you can just smell the chlorine as soon as you walk out the door?

5. Suppose that right now you could be at your favorite vacation spot, reading your favorite book, listening to your favorite CD, and eating your favorite food. What would be your choices for those four categories, and who, if anyone, would be with you?

I'd be at the garden/pool area at the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas, listening to Lifehouse-- No Name Face, eating Mom's stuffed pumpkin shells. Jonathan Jackson would be with me.

6. Which animated character is your all-time favorite?

Probably Jane Lane, from Daria.

7. How do you think you will look in 10 years?

Hopefully thinner.

8. If you had to write a brief message on a dollar bill that many people would eventually see as the currency circulates, what message would you write?

"Jonathan Trager, 555-6712" You know, Serrendipity... heh... heh, I need a life.

9. If you could own a home on the shore of any body of water in the world, which waterfront would you choose?

Mmmmmyrtle Beach.

10. Suppose you had the opportunity to choose 3 people with whom to eat dinner: a famous sports figure, a movie star and a popular singer. Who would you choose?

Mick Foley, Mike Myers and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

11. You've been asked to create a brand new road sign that will be put up on streets throughout your town. People in your town will be expected to obey it just as they would any other road sign. What will your new sign command drivers to do?

"Go vegetarian, do not pass go, do not collect $200."

12. What serves as the greatest motivation for you in your daily life?

Creativity, romance and kindness, I suppose.

13. What activity that you have to do every once in a while do you dread the most? Cleaning the house.

14. If you were a multimillionaire, what do you believe you would be doing at this very moment? Crusin' the Las Vegas Strip with Michael J. Fox, I would hope.

15. If you could have a cookie jar full of anything you wanted, except money or cookies, what would it be filled with? Stuffed pumpkin shells. Mmmm...

16. When people hear what you do for a living, what is the most typical question or comment they give you regarding your job? "Wow, so you never do anything? Ever?"

17. What lesson do you believe we must continuously try to master day after day? When God closes a door, He opens a window.

18. What is the most fascinating object in the sky? The Bat symbol.

19. What is the most boring speech you ever heard in person? That one in 9th grade where an Indian was trying to tell us his way of life, but his accent was so bad, no one could understand him. That guy talked for like, two hours.

20. If you could have any round object in the world, what spherical item would you want? A Rememerall, like Neville has in Harry Potter. It turns bright red if you've forgotten something, which I usually have.

21. If you were left alone for one hour with nothing more than a pen and a notepad, what would you be inclined to draw or write during those 60 minutes? I'd probably work on my fan fic, "Harry Potter-- The Bachelor".

22. If you could witness anything at all in super-slow motion, what would you want to see? That 98 Degrees video, "The Hardest Thing." I tell ya, the hardest thing has got to be those abs, baby.

1. If you had to live out in the country for the next couple of years, what aspect of your new environment do you think you would find the most satisfying? All the pretty horses. Hey, I think that may be a movie.

2. Suppose you're at a party where you meet an alert and astute 100 year old person. Since everyone wants to talk to this person, you only have time to ask one question. What would you ask? "Do you have any Skittles?"

3. Aside from your family, friends or pets, what would be the most difficult thing for you to give up in your life? My computer. *Hugs computer*. I love you, man!

4. What is one profession that you never pursued but that you think you would probably have been quite good at? Court room typist.

5. In one sentence, what do you believe is the secret to life? "If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."

6. If someone were looking for you in a bookstore, in what section would they be most likely to find you? The kids' section, with the Harry Potter books.

7. Over the last 200 years or so, the world has advanced and changed in many ways. Nonetheless, can you think of at least one aspect of life that has remained virtually unchanged throughout the last two centuries? There's always a nerd and a bully.

8. What do you forget to do more often than anything else? Take my pills. I should be in a retirement home.

9. If you could teach everyone in the world one skill, what would it be? "If you turn the camera this way, they won't see you sleeping."

10. Rank the four seasons in order from your favorite to least favorite. Winter, summer, spring, autumn.

11. In your own opinion, what is your most likeable quality? I'm nice to everyone. Unless they're Satan, of course.

12. Suppose a furniture company offered to make you a special chair to order. Instead of the standard upholstery, you would choose any fruit's skin or rind to cover your chair in: Oh, man, can I eat the chair? Strawberry! Mmm...

13. What is something you used to love to do but have outgrown or gotten tired of? Um... you know, I think I still like everything I did when I was little.

14. You've been offered the chance to

Whoa-ho, Diary Makeover

Time: 3:22 P.M.

I'm Wearing: Peach Madeira Beach shirt and jeans.

I Last Ate: Pancakes very early this morning.

Holly's Song Pick For Today: "Missing Person" by Michael W. Smith.

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Look, Zachary helped me make over my diary! Well... actually, he did all the work. I was just kind of the pointer. It's not done yet, but I'm quite fond of the "Weird Al" background and Amy Grant song. Now, here's a survey! Uh-oh, I forgot who I stole it from... *Bows head shamefully.*

1. Your full name : Holly Rachael Zintel.

2. Your nickname/alias (s/es): Well... my dad's side of the family calls me Holl. Does that work?

3. Your current age : 18.

4. Your zodiac sign : Pisces.

5. If you were a color, you would be : Tickle Me Pink, 'cause I'm always tickled pink about something.

6. If you were a season, you would be : Autumn. I'm usually complaining about being cold, but not always.

7. If you were an element, you would be : I'll have to look at the periodic table the next time I watch Dexter's Lab and get back to you.

8. If you were an emotion, you would be : Ambivalent.

9. If you were a song, you would be : "What About the Love?" by Amy Grant.

10. If you were a body part, you would be : A jaw. It chews and talks, but that's about it.

11. If you were an mammal, you would be : A human. *Looks at question strangely*.

12. If you were an insect, you would be : A suicidal centipede. Oh, how I hate them!

13. If you were a flower, you would be : A tulip. It annually gets up and shows its face.

14. If you were a tree, you would be : An apple tree. Mmm, apples...

15. If you were an inanimate object, you would be : A Lazy Boy. Well, Lazy Girl.

16. If you were a celebrity, you would be : Rosie O'Donnel... only straight.

17. If you were a historical figure, you would be : Miriam, Moses' sister.

18. If you were a country, you would be : America. It makes its own choices and stands up for what it believes in.

19. If you were a god/goddess, you would be : Um... I took an online quiz that told me... but I don't remember who I was.

20. If you were a mythical beast, you would be : A grindylow, you know, from Harry Potter. They make hilarious faces.

21. If you were a storybook character, you would be : Aurora. At least that's what that online quiz said...

22. If you were a cartoon, you would be : The only chick ever to agree to go out with Johnny Bravo.

23. If you were a planet, you would be : Um... Jupiter. Yes...

24. If you were in another time, you would be in: Las Vegas' time zone.

*Grumbles Angrily*

Time: 12:58 A.M.

I'm Wearing: "Friendship" Pooh nightshirt and flannel robe.

I Last Ate: A chik patti sandwich.

Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Excuse Me Mr." by No Doubt.

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Guys are such perverts. Do you know what my brother talks about in what he thinks are normal, everyday conversations? Sex toys! He sits here online, IMing his friends about sex toys and porn. Now, he may think I'm a nerd for talking to people about Harry Potter and Disney movies, but at least I'm not addicted to porn!

I'm not saying *all* guys are pervs. I used to have a friend named Anthonie who said he never looked at porn a day in his life, and you know what? Other guys made fun of him for that! They said he had to be gay, because he didn't look at porn. And then there's my step dad. He thinks that porn is utterly disgusting, and thinks there's something wrong with guys who like porn.

But *almost* every guy I've ever known is like, "Huhuh, porn is awesome." Call me old-fashioned, but I've about had it with Zach talking like a drunken sailor, and thinking porn is the greatest thing ever invented! I wonder if he'd be any different if my dad hadn't had porn on the TV when Zach was little. I don't know, but I wish Dad hadn't done that.

Ugh! I love my brother to pieces, but I am so mad right now... What is *up* with *guys*?!

--Holly

Thursday, May 9, 2002

Ten In Twenty Ten

Time: 4:13 P.M.

I'm Wearing: "Weird Al" Pentiums shirt and tie-up jeans.

I Last Ate: Peanut butter and jelly w/ soy milk.

Holly's Song Pick For Today: "Breaking Up the Girl" by Garbabge.

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Mike is out of the hospital! Woo hoo! He still doesn't feel good, which is quite understandable, seeing as he has epstine bar, mono, pneumonia, hepatitis and gull stones. Poor guy. But he *is* out of the hospital, and I think that's a reason to celebrate! As usual, I choose to celebrate by way of SURVEY!

Yoinked from: Half-baked Surveys

Have you ever given up a certain type of food? If so, what was it and why did you do it? Meat, when I was 7 because AAAAAAAH, I WAS EATING ANIMALS! *Shudders*.

who does the chores around your house? We all do.

what movie do you hope you never see again? Event Horizon. That's some scaaaaary crap.

tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in: In 6th grade, we had to make a video with our "group." My group was full of hilarious people, and my insane brother wrote our script. Good times, good times.

what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? Those brain surgery shows on TV.

when other people vomit, does it make you sick? Yes, it does.

do your clothes match? I suppose. Black goes with everything, right?

have you lived in the same house your entire life? Nope. When I was 7, my great Aunt Mary died, and we moved into her house, right around the block.

what are you reading right now? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, for the 50 millionth time.

do you read magazines? Indeed I do.

what's your favorite book? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

what is it about? Harry's name is drawn out of the Goblet of Fire for the Tri-Wizard Tournament, even though he's under-age. I'm sure there's a better description for it somewhere, but that's the best I can do.

why do you like this book? It's the longest HP book, and it hints a lot that Hermione's into Harry.

what's your favorite poem? I don't believe I have one.

what do you think of:

To Kill a Mocking Bird: It makes me sleepy.

One Flew Over the Cukoo's nest: Didn't read it.

12 Angry Men: Didn't read that either.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: Um... I like the ride at Disney World?

Lord of the Rings: I saw the movie. I'm sorry, but I didn't like it.

Clockwork Orange: Didn't read it.

Of Mice and Men: Never read *it*.

the Grapes of Wrath: Never read that either.

Harry Potter: The best thing since sliced bread.

The Scarlet letter: Didn't read it.

Who is your favorite author(s)? J.K. Rowling.

What kind of books are the most fun to read? Harry Potter.

What would you like to read a book about? Harry and Hermione hooking up.

Why don't you write one? I *am* writing one. Well, a fan fic, anyway.

Spell your name backwards: Yllou Leahcar Letniz

what is the latest you've ever stayed up? All night.

what does your pillow cover look like: At my mom's: Harry Potter print, At my dad's: Dolphin print.

sunglasses: Yes, I have some...

Do you like incense: Nope, I like candles.

Do you like the taste of blood: AH! I've never tasted blood, but I'm sure I don't.

What do you want done with your body when you die: I want all my organs donated, then I want to be buried.

What do you daydream about? Going on vacation. *Dang*, I need one.

Who was the first celebrity you ever had a picture of on your wall? Paula Abdul, I believe.

Would you ever consider plastic surgery? If yes, what? No.

Which product would you love to advertise? Vegetarian food.

How do you let others know when you're pissed off? I go into the other room and cry, usually.

Have you ever been sent out of class? A few times, to take a test that I missed.

have you ever had deja vu? Yeah.

whats the freakiest dream you ever had? That one where Bobby shot everyone but me.

what age do you think should be the driving age? I think it's good as it is.

what about the drinking age? 108.

do you think you will drink or get drunk before you are 21? Definitely not. I'm never going to drink.

have you had a nightmare lately? If so, what was it about? Yeah. Last night. It has the story line of a Harry Potter fan fic I read yesterday, but the characters of Port Charles.

do you have a secret you have never told ANYONE? Yup.

do you have a friend of the same sex that you could tell almost anything to? Who? Yup. My mom.

if you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it? I wouldn't.

if you got pregnant when you were really young, like 14, would you have an abortion? Well, seeing as I'm 18 now... Heh, no, I wouldn't.

what is the scariest movie you have ever seen? Event Horizon.

The funniest? Probably Austin Powers 1 or 2. Oh, or Office Space. Or Dirty Work.

Tuesday, May 7, 2002

Thank God

I called Mike's hospital room a few hours ago, and talked to my mom. There's some really good news and pretty bad news.

The good news is that Mike's fever was nonexistent today. He said he felt better today, although still sick, and he's been able to keep down solid foods, and even a little liquid.

The bad news is, it's confirmed that Mike has hepatitis. He also has a few little gull stones, and he's got pneumonia. On top of all that, the doctors still say that Mike is a puzzlement to them. He has some other illness that's making him feel this bad, and they just can't figure out what it could be.

The other day, Mike told my mom, "I feel like just checking out." She said, "You can't check out yet, honey, the doctor said you have to stay in the hospital for at least another week." Mike replied, "No, I mean, I feel like *checking out*." Apparently, he told Carrie (his daughter and my step sister) something along those lines too, and it really bothered her. It really bothers all of us to hear him talk like that... especially my mom, I think.

It's my guess that Mike will be a little more confident that he's going to make it from here on out because of how he's feeling today. I really think he's going to be okay. I want to thank everyone who prayed for him; I believe it really helped, and is still helping.

--Holly Rachael :-)

Monday, May 6, 2002

Mother-Daughter Lunch-in Minus Mother

Time: 1:15 P.M.

I'm wearing: Blue Old Navy shirt and jean shorts.

I last ate: Frosted Flakes with soy milk.

Holly's Song Pick For the Day: "Calling Down an Angel" by Plus One.

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Welp, Saturday was the annual Mother/Daughter Lunch-in at church, and Mom, Grandma and I were all looking forward to it as usual. Unfortunately, yesterday morning, Mike called from the hospital, and said he needed my mom there. So, she had to go to the hospital, and miss our lovely lunch-in.

I went to the lunch-in two and a half hours early with Grandma so we could help to set everything up. I felt that, since I was dressed up, my walking cast was inappropriate, and I wore two sandles. My ankle felt fine, so I didn't see any reason not too. All of our church friends attacked me about it, though. Ah well.

The lunch-in was so much fun this year! Our entertainment was a couple of fourteen-year-old girls who sang amazingly well. They sang "Written On My Heart" by Plus One and a Rachael Lampa song I can't remember the name of, plus a song called "Jesus is the Rock" that was supposed to be an interactive thing with the kids. But the only "kid" that would participate was 16-year-old Ashley Little! That girl is hilarious. Also, my favorite actress from the Flint Community Players, Andrea Consiglio, did a reading. It was awesome.

Yesterday, Dad, Zach and I went out to dinner with my grandma and grandpa Z, Aunt Barb, Uncle Don, Lindsay and Jennifer. We haven't done that in months, seeing as Grandma and Grandpa have been in Florida, and it was so much fun to be with everyone again. We ate at Damons, and I talked about Grand Blanc's prom with Lindsay, Jen and Aunt Barb while Zach talked to Grandma until she got drunk from her long island iced teas. *Snickers*.

Alrighty, it's raining, so... ugh. Later.

--Holly Rachael :-D

Thursday, May 2, 2002

Ugh... Sickness = Not Fun

Time: 4:04 P.M.

I'm wearing: My purple Planet Hollywood: Disney World T-shirt and jeans.

I last ate: Frosted flakes with soy milk.

Holly's Song Pick For Today: "Calling in Sick" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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I seem to have developed a cold. This is not cool. I was supposed to go to my therapist at 5:00 today, but there's one tiny setback: I CAN'T TALK TO HER WHEN I'VE LOST MY VOICE! *Cries*.

Yes, so my throat is killing me and it hurts to drink anything, my ears hurt and I've run out of eardrops, and I can't even talk about it because my voice is gone! I feel sort of like The Little Mermaid when she was trying to mime stuff to Eric, 'cause Ursula took her voice.

Mike's condition has not improved, except that his fever broke last night. The doctors at the hospital still can't figure out what's wrong with him, but he does have some tiny little gull stones. He's so sick, he thinks he's going to die. And we don't know if he *is* going to die or not, because the doctors don't know what's the matter. Poor Mike... My entire church is praying for him, and so is my entire family. I'd like to ask my readers to pray for him as well, please. It's scary to see Mike without a sense of humor.

Okay... well, I'm gonna go, play The Sims. Bye.

--Holly Rachael :-(

I'm Allowed Two Hours!

Time: 11:47 P.M.

I'm wearing: My dark pink Amy Grant House of Love T-shirt, khaki shorts and the walking cast.

I last ate: Potato chips at Grandma's.

Holly's Song Pick of the Day: "Not Quite Paradise" by Bliss 66.

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Well, my brodda tells me I'm allowed to use the computer for a WHOOOOOLE two hours before he gets on here. So... I've decided to waste my online time filling out a survey!

Yoinked from: Kettle Corn POPcorn!

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1)What is your name? Holly

2)What is your occupation?(Make it up if you want to): Make it up, eh? Alright... *scatches chin*... I'm "Weird Al" Yankovic's manager, and on weekends, I dress up in a Donald Duck suit and sign autographs at Disney World.

3)What is your mission? To fight crime and the FORCES... OF... EVIL!

4)Are you insanely bored and that's why you're actually taking this thing? No, I simply enjoy typing.

5)Do you consider yourself to be of the minority on this planet? Well... are women considered a minority? How about obsessive-compulsive people? Vegetarians? I think I *might* be a minority...

6)What is the one thing you would change about yourself? This scar on my neck that looks like a division sign.

7)How many licks does it take to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I refuse to lick a Tootsie Pop; I eat it all in one bite.

8)What's the best kind of chocolate? White chocolate.

9)Does size really matter? Well, the Godzilla advertisement said it does. And would they use it for a slogan if it weren't true?

10)Kisses:Closed eyes and/or tongue? Uh... sure. Wait, what?

11)Chinese food? No thank you. *Shudders*.

12)Broccoli: Flower or stem? Nah, I'm set without it, thanks.

13)Favorite cheese: *Smikrs* Soy.

14)Worst kind of meat? I think all of it sucks.

15)Best toilet bowl cleaner? Tidy Bowl.

16)Best movie of all time?(And don't say any Scream movies or Blair Witch): Wasn't gonna. I'd say Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, but I figure the *fourth* HP movie'll be the best, 'cause the book is.

17)Mint or fruit gum? What brand? Mint. Wrigley's.

18)Pepperoni or sausage pizza? Neither, thank you.

19)Where's the best place to go on vacation? Why? Las Vegas, Nevada because... it's... *BEAUTIFUL*, man! Awesome shopping, the casinos all have fun themes... it's just rockin'.

20)Superman or Batman? Eh... how 'bout... Spiderman.

21)English:World's language or stick to the US?: Well, I enjoy not having to learn another language, so if *everybody* spoke English, that'd be great.

22)Tupac or Biggie? I don't believe I know who Biggie is. *Shrugs* Whoever *you* like is fine.

23)Eminem:Keep his day job, or leave the planet? LEAVE THE PLANET! QUICK! That guy's a *PSYCHO*!

24)Britney Spears:Pretty cute or ugly ho? She's simply beautiful.

25)Bread:Wheat or white?: White, although the other's better for me.

26)Peanut butter: Creamy or crunchy?: Creamy!

27)Where's Waldo? Between the kid with the ice cream cone and the guy who's wearing the same shirt as him.

28)Barney: My pebbles!

29)Elvis: Dead or alive? Dead.

30)Tired of answering questions yet? Not really.